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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    Wait.

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    I thought I killed The Nose.

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    Once again no shooting skill to speak of. But he was using incendiary rounds and armor on the level of what the colonist who killed his previous incarnation had.

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    He kept interrupting my defending colonists from shooting at him by lighting them on fire with his gun. He and two others attacked my colony- one split off from the rest to around back and nearly killed my best farmer with fire. Before this happened she (the raider) was shot in the leg and ultimately had it severed by the bullet. But she wasn’t going down. 
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    She kept pinning down my people on the south side while my other guys on the north were dealing with The Nose and his partner. Both were just out of range of most of my machine gun nests. Ultimately we downed his friend and the lady with the missing leg finally lost consciousness due to blood loss. But The Nose managed to escape with an extra weapon dropped by his partner. None of my people died but substantial damage to my defenses all from 3 people.

    What have I gotten myself into?

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      What was his partner's nickname? "The Finger?"

       Little known fact that there is a nose-based eldritch horror god. It frequently reincarnates its chosen prophet to spread its nasally message of snot-based propaganda. It's base of operations often goes by the name of the Ol Factory.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I can’t remember the partner’s name but it wasn’t so amazing. And he wasn’t feeling so great after Genevieve executed him. 
      the other one with the missing leg had to be hosed down by a light machine gun several times before she finally bit the big one.

       I swear I see The Nose in every playthrough of this game I make. The first time he was easily killed- he brought a wooden club to a mini gun fight and didn’t manage to get three steps in before he got killed to death. Second time he had armor and a pistol- managed a few shots but hit nothing and died. Third time he got one of my colonists with a single bullet- not life threatening and he got Kenny’d again. Fourth time was yesterday and she nearly killed my best colonist, and the fifth time was this one. He’s still out there.

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