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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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    Epona
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    Zelda
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    Sam Axe
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    The one around the corner that sells fences
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    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Alright, late question today because I didn’t have time before work to post it, but here it is:

    Suppose Dr. Seuss wanted to write a children’s book detailing what exactly combat gnosticism is. If he were to adhere to its proper description, what might he write to describe it?

    A- “Some geese fly away, some get overlooked. But I have been injured and my goose has been cooked.”

    B- “War is a struggle that is most unkind, so the things I have seen are locked in my mind.”

    C- “War is simple, understandable too. But it is to only a quite select few.”

    D- “My weapons are broken, my breathing is steady, I am coming home as soon as I’m ready.”

    1. Pastel Heart

      Pastel Heart

      That's how Dr. Suess became The Riddler

      B sounds most like him

    2. Octavia Heartstrings
    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I'm thinking either A or D, but I often think of Dr. Seuss in a family-friendly light.

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