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  1. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    Who is considered the Christ-like figure of William Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying?

    A. Vardaman

    B. Addie 

    C. Peabody

    D. Cash

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D. Cash embodies the virtue of kindness and charity, and is a carpenter.

    Here comes today’s question:

    How many people did Sam kill in An Arsonists Guide to Writers’ Homes in New England?

    A. 2

    B. 4

    C. 8

    D. 14

  2. Alright here comes yesterday’s question:

    Who is the first person Eddie meets in heaven?

    A. The Captain

    B. The Blue Man

    C. Marguerite

    D. Ruby

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B. The Blue Man was in a freak show after being prescribed silver nitrate for his anxiety which turned his skin blue. He teaches Eddie that all lives are connected, even those of strangers.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Who is considered the Christ-like figure of William Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying?

    A. Vardaman

    B. Addie 

    C. Peabody

    D. Cash

    1. Totally Nyx
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      A is for Apples, a tasty treat to eat.

  3. Alright here comes today’s question:

    Who is the first person Eddie meets in heaven?

    A. The Captain

    B. The Blue Man

    C. Marguerite

    D. Ruby

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Ed and Double D. Their last scam in the cul-de-sac really was their last scam. :nom:

      I will guess B.

    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Almost forgot to come back and answer. I'm gonna guess D.

  4. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Which of the following superstars has managed to get Brock Lesnar to tap out?

    A. The Undertaker

    B. Kurt Angle

    C. Triple H

    D. The Rock

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B. Of the listed superstars, the only one to make Brock tap was Kurt with the Ankle Lock. Defeating Lesnar is an accomplishment itself, but defeating him by forcing him to tap is something very few people can boast.

    This week’s winner is…

    Spoiler

    @Samurai Equine! Nice work!

    I hope you all had fun and to see you next time. Until then, keep looking up!

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Was honestly hoping that I would tie with someone this week at least... :please:

  5. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    Who of the following is allegedly responsible for the name of the show Smackdown!:

    A. The Rock

    B. Mankind

    C. John Cena

    D. Roman Reigns

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. The name supposedly comes from “The Rock shall layeth the smack down on all their Candy asses!” Cena didn’t come around in time to name it, Mankind was too busy attempting to destroy his body by throwing it off cells, and Roman Reigns is never the correct answer.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Which of the following superstars has managed to get Brock Lesnar to tap out?

    A. The Undertaker

    B. Kurt Angle

    C. Triple H

    D. The Rock

    1. Patty Thundersnow

      Patty Thundersnow

      B. Kurt Angle. THe Rock would never tap out Brock with his garbage sharpshooter.

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I will also say B.

  6. I’m concerned lately because the existence of Minnie Mouse implies the existence of a Mega Mouse.

    1. Sparklefan1234
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I've been told it's not the mouse you need to worry about. It's Ultra Mega Chicken. :wau:

  7. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    Which of the following moves was allegedly used by Abraham Lincoln during his wrestling days?

    A. Tombstone Piledriver

    B. Whippersnapper

    C. RKO

    D. Chokeslam

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D. Though a scary looking move, the chokeslam is known to be quite safe when done correctly, and Lincoln is credited as one of the first users of either the Chokeslam, or a close variation of it.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Who of the following is allegedly responsible for the name of the show Smackdown!:

    A. The Rock

    B. Mankind

    C. John Cena

    D. Roman Reigns

  8. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    Known in the wrestling world as the “Montreal Screwjob”, this incident, occurring in 1997, involved Vince McMahon covertly manipulating a match between Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels so that Bret allegedly tapped out to which of the following moves?

    A. The Sharpshooter

    B. Mandible Claw

    C. Triangle Choke

    D. Hell’s Gate

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. The spot in question involved Michaels using Hart’s signature hold, The Sharpshooter, against him. McMahon assured Hart that he would reverse the hold and not tap to it, but when it was locked in, double crossed him and called for the bell as if he tapped out when he clearly had not. Hart spat on McMahon and traced the letters “WCW” in the air, which was where he was going anyway.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Which of the following moves was allegedly used by Abraham Lincoln during his wrestling days?

    A. Tombstone Piledriver

    B. Whippersnapper

    C. RKO

    D. Chokeslam

  9. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    Which of the following is NOT one of Mark Calaway’s old wrestling gimmicks?

    A. Texas Red

    B. The Master of Pain

    C. The Ringmaster

    D. The Punisher

    This was…

    Spoiler

    C! Mark Calaway’s old gimmicks included A, B, and D (among others) before he eventually became The Undertaker. The Ringmaster would later become “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Known in the wrestling world as the “Montreal Screwjob”, this incident, occurring in 1997, involved Vince McMahon covertly manipulating a match between Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels so that Bret allegedly tapped out to which of the following moves?

    A. The Sharpshooter

    B. Mandible Claw

    C. Triangle Choke

    D. Hell’s Gate

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      *rolls a die*

      C? :sealed:

    2. Megas

      Megas

      Easy one, A

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I also think A.

  10. Here comes the first question:

    Which of the following is NOT one of Mark Calaway’s old wrestling gimmicks?

    A. Texas Red

    B. The Master of Pain

    C. The Ringmaster

    D. The Punisher

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Gonna try B this time.

    2. Samurai Equine
  11. Here comes Friday’s answer:

    Who of the following is not a protagonist in GTA V?

    A. Devin Weston

    B. Michael De Santa

    C. Franklin Clinton 

    D. Trevor Phillips

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. Michael, Franklin, and Trevor, though known criminals, are the protagonists of the game whereas Devon is one of the antagonists.

    this week’s winner is…

    Spoiler

    A tie between @TomDaBombMLP and @Totally Lyra! Nice work both of you.

    I hope you had fun and to see you next time. Until then, keep looking up.

    1. Tom Gallagher

      Tom Gallagher

      Yay! I’m finally on the board! :yay:

    2. Totally Nyx
    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Congrats to both @TomDaBombMLP and @Totally Lyra! You both deserve it. :D

  12. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    In the video game Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling, what is the villain’s real name?

    A. Hoaxe

    B. General Ultimax

    C. Spy Guy

    D. Lost Kin

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. Hoaxe, better known as The Wasp King, is the main antagonist of the game.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Who of the following is not a protagonist in GTA V?

    A. Devin Weston

    B. Michael De Santa

    C. Franklin Clinton 

    D. Trevor Phillips

    1. Tom Gallagher

      Tom Gallagher

      I absolutely know this. It’s A. 

    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      B. Everyone knows Santa is too busy to be in that game. :proud:

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      C. Cause Franklin is a kids story book/cartoon character. :derp:

  13. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    In MyCareer mode of WWE 2k19, your character starts out wrestling in which of the following circuits?

    A. AEW

    B. WCW

    C. WWWF

    D. BCW

    this was…

    Spoiler

    D. You start out at BCW, and apparently the pay isn’t too great because you’re living in an old van.

    Here comes today’s question:

    In the video game Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling, what is the villain’s real name?

    A. Hoaxe

    B. General Ultimax

    C. Spy Guy

    D. Lost Kin

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I have no idea. A?

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Please let it be B.

  14. Here comes yesterday’s question: 

    Who is the true final boss of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards?

    A. Zero-Two

    B. King Dedede 

    C. Miracle Matter

    D. N-Z

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. You can fight him only if you collect every Crystal shard in the game, and in order to fight him you must first defeat Miracle Matter, which can be a handful if you don’t know what you’re doing.

    Here comes today’s question:

    In MyCareer mode of WWE 2k19, your character starts out wrestling in which of the following circuits?

    A. AEW

    B. WCW

    C. WWWF

    D. BCW

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Hmm... I know little to nothing about wrestling without you, bro. :muffins: I'll guess A.

  15. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    In the TV series Burn Notice, what kind of car does Fiona normally drive?

    A. Dodge Charger

    B. Hyundai Genesis Coupe

    C. Cadillac CT6-V

    D. BMW Z4

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B. She usually drives a blue Coupe.

    Here comes today’s question: 

    Who is the true final boss of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards?

    A. Zero-Two

    B. King Dedede 

    C. Miracle Matter

    D. N-Z

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I had it narrowed down to 2, but I chose the wrong one. And for today's question, the only one of those I really recognize is King Dedede, so I'll say B.

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I hope this doesn't become a pattern for the whole week. I'll guess C again.

  16. Here comes today’s question:

    In the TV series Burn Notice, what kind of car does Fiona normally drive?

    A. Dodge Charger

    B. Hyundai Genesis Coupe

    C. Cadillac CT6-V

    D. BMW Z4

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Well I'm pretty sure two of those answers are Sam's and Mike's, so I guess I'll go with... D?

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I have no idea. Never saw it. Imma guess C. :derp:

  17. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

     

    What kind of galaxy is the Milky Way?

    A. Spiral

    B. Elliptical 

    C. Barred Spiral

    D. Irregular 

    This was…

    Spoiler

    C. For years the Milky Way was believed to be a spiral Galaxy, but Astronomers began to theorize that we were in a barred spiral galaxy back in the 1960’s. Evidence emerged to support this theory circa 2005 when we learned that the nucleus of our galaxy was larger than initially thought, and such a large nucleus is best explained by a barred spiral galaxy.

    This week’s winner is…

    Spoiler

    @Samurai Equine! Nice job!

    I hope you all had fun and to see you next time. Until then, keep looking up!

    1. Totally Nyx
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Awesome. (Gives everyone muffins) :BrightMacContent:

  18. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    It’s been no secret that my uncle is writing books detailing his time as a helicopter pilot in Vietnam.

    What was his helicopter’s call sign?

    A. “Chicken-Man”

    B, “Hunter”

    C. “Black Friday”

    D. “Team Spirit”
     

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A! His unit was called Chicken-Man, and they referred to their armor as chicken plates.

    Here comes today’s question:

    What kind of galaxy is the Milky Way?

    A. Spiral

    B. Elliptical 

    C. Barred Spiral

    D. Irregular 

    1. Tom Gallagher
    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      It's a barred spiral, right? I'm going C. :ooh:

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      The complete guess wins again! ^_^ And I think it's A.

  19. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Which of the following characters improvised over 50% of his lines in the movie Full Metal Jacket?

    A. Pvt. Pyle

    B. GySgt. Hartman

    C. Pvt. Joker

    D. Cnl. Kurtz 
     

    this was…

    Spoiler

    B. Played by R Lee Emery (a former drill sergeant), so many of Hartman’s quotes and sayings were not scripted he routinely made his other actors, the crew, and even Stanley Kubrick start laughing when they were not supposed to be laughing.

    Here comes today’s question:

    It’s been no secret that my uncle is writing books detailing his time as a helicopter pilot in Vietnam.

    What was his helicopter’s call sign?

    A. “Chicken-Man”

    B, “Hunter”

    C. “Black Friday”

    D. “Team Spirit”

    1. Octavia Heartstrings

      Octavia Heartstrings

      I think A is too funny to not be the correct answer. :D

    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I know you've mentioned this before, and I feel like I'd remember if it was Chicken-Man. So I'm gonna have to go with D.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I will also guess A.

  20. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Which of these animals is the fastest?

    A. Thompson’s Gazelle

    B. Cheetah

    C. Sailfish 

    D. Peregrine Falcon
     

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D. The peregrine Falcon can reach a diving speed over 240 miles per hour, which works out to a little under 400 kilometers per hour.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Which of the following characters improvised over 50% of his lines in the movie Full Metal Jacket?

    A. Pvt. Pyle

    B. GySgt. Hartman

    C. Pvt. Joker

    D. Cnl. Kurtz 

  21. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Which animal is responsible for the most human deaths per year?

    A. Sharks

    B. Hippos

    C. Mosquitoes 

    D. Spirit Bears
     

    this was…

    Spoiler

    C. Mosquitoes played a part in roughly half of all human deaths since the dawn of recorded history.

    Here comes today’s question, sponsored by @ShadOBabe:

    Which of these animals is the fastest?

    A. Thompson’s Gazelle

    B. Cheetah

    C. Sailfish 

    D. Peregrine Falcon

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    2. Nsxile
    3. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Gotta go with A.

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Lion! Tora! Cheetah!
      ♫ LaTah, LaTah~! LaToraTah!

      My answer is B. :mlp_smug:

  22. Here comes today’s question:

    Which animal is responsible for the most human deaths per year?

    A. Sharks

    B. Hippos

    C. Mosquitoes 

    D. Spirit Bears

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Directly or indirectly responsible? Like, what if a guy's running from a shark and runs off a cliff because he isn't looking where he's going. Is the shark really responsible for that one?

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      C. ...Also, why did I read that last option as "Britney Spears"? :ooh:

    4. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I'll be the odd one out and say Sharks. A.

  23. Happy Birthday my friend! I hope you enjoy!

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Thanks Mr. Tuna! I'll be sure to enjoy it as much as possible. :D

  24. Due to personal issues there will be no questions this week, sorry.

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I hope everything's alright. :worry:

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Take care, my friend. I totally understand and I'm always here, if you need someone to talk to.

    3. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      Be well, Tuna. Here if you need us.

  25. Here comes yesterday's answer:

    Which of the following stars is the least massive listed?

    A. The Sun

    B. Sirius b

    C. Proxima Centauri

    D. Black Widow Pulsar

    This was...

    Spoiler

    C. Of the listed stars, Proxima Centauri is the least massive, at around 12.5% the mass of the sun.

    This week's winner is...

    Spoiler

    @Samurai Equine with a near clean sweep. Good job!

    I hope you guys enjoyed and to see you next time. Until then, keep looking up.

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