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  1. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Suppose Jack London were to open a dentistry clinic. If he wanted to name his office after the literary work he is most well known for, what might he call it?

    A. Call of the Whitened Fangs

    B. Of Plaque and Gingivitis 

    C. One Flew Over the Dental Chair

    D. The Dentist in the Rye

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. Jack London is most well known for being the author of Call of the Wild and White Fang, so Call of the Whitened Fangs would be the most likely name.

    Here comes today’s question:

    *opens trash bag*

    Okay looks like we have an old Bo staff, a draft card for the Royal Guard, and a book on “True Runes for Dummies”.

    Which of the following Suikoden characters does this trash most likely belong to?

    A. Odessa Silverberg

    B. Gremio 

    C. Commander Kraze

    D. Tir McDohl

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Donatello, if he were British. Turtle power~! B)

      No idea. D.

  2. Suppose we had a technology that permitted us to see what element was being fused in the core of a star. If we wanted a roughly 24 hour window of notice before a star were to go supernova, which of the following elements would we want to see being fused?

    A. Pb

    B. Fe

    C. MgS

    D. Si 

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D! When a star begins fusing Silicon (Si) in its core, it only has about 24 hours left before it dies by way of a core collapse supernova.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Suppose Jack London were to open a dentistry clinic. If he wanted to name his office after the literary work he is most well known for, what might he call it?

    A. Call of the Whitened Fangs

    B. Of Plaque and Gingivitis 

    C. One Flew Over the Dental Chair

    D. The Dentist in the Rye

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      A.

      I would never visit C. D makes me feel like there might be a cafeteria in the dentistry. And B sounds more like a place of scientific study, not so much fixing any problems you might have.

  3. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    In 1923, the Nazis attempted a coup d'état to take control of the German government. They were confronted by the police, who killed 16 of them and wounded Hitler before arresting him for treason. 

    Anyway, what was the name of this failed rebellion?

    A. Wermacht Rebellion 

    B. Munich Putsch

    C. Weimar Invasion

    D. The Two-Day Battle for Berlin

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B! Colloquially known as the Beer Haul Putsch, this failed rebellion resulted in the arrests of the Nazi leadership and near total destruction of the Nazi party as a whole. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf while in prison.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Suppose we had a technology that permitted us to see what element was being fused in the core of a star. If we wanted a roughly 24 hour window of notice before a star were to go supernova, which of the following elements would we want to see being fused?

    A. Pb

    B. Fe

    C. MgS

    D. Si 

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I'm torn between A and B. I think I'll go with... B?

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I'll guess C for this one. :derp:

  4. Here comes the first question of the week:

    In 1923, the Nazis attempted a coup d'état to take control of the German government. They were confronted by the police, who killed 16 of them and wounded Hitler before arresting him for treason. 

    Anyway, what was the name of this failed rebellion?

    A. Wermacht Rebellion 

    B. Munich Putsch

    C. Weimar Invasion

    D. The Two-Day Battle for Berlin

    1. Pastel Heart

      Pastel Heart

      I think this was A~

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      No idea. I'll agree with Pastel and go with A.

  5. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    What is the Higgs Boson particle known for?

    A. It provides energy to every other particle

    B. It provides mass to other particles

    C. It was the first stable particle

    D. It creates hydrogen atoms when exposed to a vacuum

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B! Better known as the God particle, the Higgs Boson particle donates mass to other elementary particles.

    This week’s winner is…

    Spoiler

    A tie between @Totally Sunny and @Toshigami Equine! Good work to you both!

    I hope you all enjoyed yourselves as always and to see you next time. Until then, keep looking up!

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Congrats @Toshigami Equine! It's always a good week when I do well enough to tie you. :D

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Thank you, and congrats to @Totally Sunny. I am happy to share a victory with anyone, but I am honored to share it with a dear friend. :kindness:

  6. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Who was the first boxer to beat “Iron” Mike Tyson?

    A. Buster Douglas

    B. Gorgeous George

    C. Joe Frazier

    D. Evander Holyfield

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. In a major upset, 42:1 Douglas defeated Tyson by knockout.

    Here comes today’s question, and it’s brought to you by @Bastian:

    What is the Higgs Boson particle known for?

    A. It provides energy to every other particle

    B. It provides mass to other particles

    C. It was the first stable particle

    D. It creates hydrogen atoms when exposed to a vacuum

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I'm pretty sure this one's B. Isn't that the God partical? :ooh:

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I choose A because I am being random~ :derp:

  7. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    The maximum mass of a stable white dwarf star was determined by which of the following famous astrophysicists?

    A. Carl Sagan

    B. Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar 

    C. Nikolai Aleksandrovich Kozyrev

    D. Jocelyn Bell Burnell 

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B. Known as the Chandrasekhar Limit, he theorized that any white dwarf beyond this mass limit would not stabilize but continue to collapse.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Who was the first boxer to beat “Iron” Mike Tyson?

    A. Buster Douglas

    B. Gorgeous George

    C. Joe Frazier

    D. Evander Holyfield

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      A. Finally, those repressed memories of playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out with that annoying teenager have paid off!

  8. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    In postal worker slang, what is a swing room?

    A. Break Room

    B. Locker Room 

    C. Certified Letter Cage

    D. Entryway and Exit

    This was…

    Spoiler

     

    A. It’s a place temporarily off duty workers can spend some time.

     

    Here comes today’s question:

    The maximum mass of a stable white dwarf star was determined by which of the following famous astrophysicists?

    A. Carl Sagan

    B. Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar 

    C. Nikolai Aleksandrovich Kozyrev

    D. Jocelyn Bell Burnell 

    1. Totally Nyx
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I am a day late, so feel feel to say this doesn't count, but I'd pick B. :coco:

  9. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Suppose Pez came out with a Perez Hilton dispenser. If your Perez Hilton Pez was packed completely full of Pez, just like Perez is chock full of juicy celebrity gossip, how many Pez could you suck from Perez’s neck?

    A. 8 Pez per Perez Pez

    B. 10 Pez per Perez Pez

    C. 12 Pez per Perez Pez 

    D. 14 Pez per Perez Pez 

    This was…

    Spoiler

    C! A normal Pez dispenser, whether shaped like Perez or not, holds 12 pieces of candy.

    Here comes today’s question:

    In postal worker slang, is a swing room?

    A. Break Room

    B. Locker Room 

    C. Certified Letter Cage

    D. Entryway and Exit

    1. Pastel Heart

      Pastel Heart

      Hmmm

      A my wild mass guess

    2. Samurai Equine
  10. Here comes the first question of the week:

    Suppose Pez came out with a Perez Hilton dispenser. If your Perez Hilton Pez was packed completely full of Pez, just like Perez is chock full of juicy celebrity gossip, how many Pez could you suck from Perez’s neck?

    A. 8 Pez per Perez Pez

    B. 10 Pez per Perez Pez

    C. 12 Pez per Perez Pez 

    D. 14 Pez per Perez Pez 

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Time to break out the dice again.

      ...

      And the dice tell me C.

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      ... :nom: I feel like this is a trick question. I am pretty sure that Pez dispensers have been made in different sizes before, unless you're implying they should make a bigger size just for Perez.

      But I'll go with the standard and say C.

  11. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Which of the following films is known for its use of non professional actors, long shots, and filming on location instead of in studios?

    A. Chinatown

    B. On the Waterfront

    C. The Postman Always Rings Twice

    D. Bicycle Thieves

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D! Bicycle Thieves was shot not long after WWII ended in a crippled Italy. It has an almost documentary like feel to it, is shot mostly on location, and uses people off the street, not professional actors.

    This week’s winner is…

    Spoiler

    @Totally Sunny! Nicely done buddy!

    I hope you all had fun as always and to see you next time. Until then, keep looking up!

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      It was a hard-fought battle this week.

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Finally! I've been dethroned! :yay:

      All hail king @Totally Sunny! May his rule be long, glorious, and filled with shuffles.

  12. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Which of the following  was one of the gimmicks did Glenn Jacobs had before becoming Kane?

    A. Isaac Yankem

    B. I.R.S.

    C. Mr. Ass

    D. The Ringmaster 

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A! It was the gimmick of a dentist. Some say Kane was going to be their last attempt at getting Jacobs over.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Which of the following films is known for its use of non professional actors, long shots, and filming on location instead of in studios?

    A. Chinatown

    B. On the Waterfront

    C. The Postman Always Rings Twice

    D. Bicycle Thieves

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I don't think I'm right, but I'm guessing B.

    2. Samurai Equine
  13. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Which of the following objects is part of a constellation, but NOT a constellation in and of itself?

    A. Gemini

    B. The Big Dipper

    C. Camelopardalis 

    D. Canis Major 

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B! Gemini, Camelopardalis, and Canis Major are all constellations. The Big Dipper is an asterism.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Which of the following  was one of the gimmicks did Glenn Jacobs had before becoming Kane?

    A. Isaac Yankem

    B. I.R.S.

    C. Mr. Ass

    D. The Ringmaster 

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    2. Megas

      Megas

      A, and I only know that thanks to Adam from Wrestletalk/Whatculture lol

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      A, I believe.
      What?! I'm not a robot!! :eww:
      Yes you are~ Believe it! :glimmer:

    4. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I almost forgot to answer. I'm also going with A on this one.

  14. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Looks like we have…

    An old suit, some ticket stubs from laser tag, and a tie with some ducks on it.

    Which suit wearing character does this trash belong to?

    A. Barney Stinson 

    B. Sterling Archer

    C. Harvey Specter

    D. Walter Neff

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A! Barney wears a lot of suits, has an obsession with laser tag, and for a short while, wears a ducky tie.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Which of the following objects is part of a constellation, but NOT a constellation in and of itself?

    A. Gemini

    B. The Big Dipper

    C. Camelopardalis 

    D. Canis Major 

  15. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

     

    I just had a fortune cookie and it told me I have an “unusually magnetic personality.”

    Well, if I’m so friggin’ magnetic, which of the following metals will I attract the most?

    A. Aluminum 

    B. Lead

    C. Titanium 

    D. Iron

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D! Of the listed metals, the most magnetic one is iron.

    Here comes today’s question:

    *reaches into bag of trash*
    Looks like we have…

    An old suit, some ticket stubs from laser tag, and a tie with some ducks on it.

    Which suit wearing character does this trash belong to?

    A. Barney Stinson 

    B. Sterling Archer

    C. Harvey Specter

    D. Walter Neff

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    2. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      Every day they're out there making--

      AAAHHHH!!! :BornAgainBrony:

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Dark Horse gets everyone’s points for three weeks for making the reference 

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I always go with the crowd. A. B)

  16. This was my heart rate today at work79F80109-C701-4D2C-8CBC-E292721681C8.thumb.png.ff49e81bec47c8d71e46d101a7c3250a.png

    This is not ok.

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    2. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      Maybe some meds? 

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      My heart is only that elevated if I'm exercising or at my job. Fortunately I'm in my last week at that place.

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Try to take it easy, my friend. This isn't worth the stress you are feeling. :coco: Try to keep your new job in mind. You should be happy and excited about that!

  17. Here comes the first question of the week:

    I just had a fortune cookie and it told me I have an “unusually magnetic personality.”

    Well, if I’m so friggin’ magnetic, which of the following metals will I attract the most?

    A. Aluminum 

    B. Lead

    C. Titanium 

    D. Iron

    1. Pastel Heart

      Pastel Heart

      C

      Spoiler

      ICP taught me how magnets work

       

    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Two of those are clearly incorrect, and one is too obvious to be right, so I'm going with C as well.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I C that everyone is going with C, and so shall I. C is my answer. It's the C-thing truth.

  18. Here comes Friday’s answer:

    Which of the following is not an example of a circumpolar constellation?

    A. Ursa Major

    B. Orion

    C. Camelopardalis

    D. Cepheus 
     

    This was…

    Spoiler

    B! Ursa Major, Camelopardalis, and Cepheus are all examples of circumpolar constellations. Orion is not.

    This week’s winner is…

    Spoiler

    A tie between @Totally Sunny and @Firefighter Equine! Nice work to both of you. Now shake hands. SHAKE THEM!!!!!

    I hope you all enjoyed as always and to see you next time. Until then, keep looking up.

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      *raises hand in the air and shakes it around*

      Nailed it! :proud:

      Congrats @Firefighter Equine! :)

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Hands? What are hands? I have hooves. :wacko:

      *Shakes hooves with @Totally Sunny:proud:

  19. Here comes today’s question, picking up from where we left off:

    Which of the following is not an example of a circumpolar constellation?

    A. Ursa Major

    B. Orion

    C. Camelopardalis

    D. Cepheus 

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Oh no. I've been doing so well this week, and now I'm afraid I might let you down on an astronomy question. Well, here goes. Umm... *thinking sounds*... D!

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I like ponies, so... I'll go with A.

  20. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    Suppose I were to write a novel called Monster of the blue Legume. If I wanted to use a character that was actually a legume, which of the following would I have to pick?

    A. The BLACK BEAN BUTCHER

    B. The DURIAN DESTROYER

    C. The CELERIAC SLASHER

    D. The RAMBUTAN RIPPER
    This was…

    Spoiler

    A! Of the listed foods, Black beans are the only examples of legumes.

    Because today is Thanksgiving, I think we will take today off. No questions today, but I will still give everyone a point for the day just for sticking around. One of the things I am most grateful for is the friends I’ve made. You know who you are, and I thank you. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Hmm... I think the answer is C! :muffins:
      Happy Thanksgiving, my good friend. :BrightMacContent:

  21. Here comes yesterday’s question:

    In which of the following TV shows is there a character whose laughter is described in subtitles as “Machine gun fire-like laughter”?

    A. Angie

    B. Two and a Half Men

    C. Seinfeld

    D. Friends

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D! The character Janice has a laugh than can only be described as “machine gun fire-like laughter”.

    Here comes today’s question:

    Suppose I were to write a novel called Monster of the blue Legume. If I wanted to use a character that was actually a legume, which of the following would I have to pick?

    A. The BLACK BEAN BUTCHER

    B. The DURIAN DESTROYER

    C. The CELERIAC SLASHER

    D. The RAMBUTAN RIPPER

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I don't want to go with A, but I think I have to. :huh:

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Dude, you can't fool me when it comes to food, I love it too much. :Daydreaming: A. Easy win.

  22. Here comes yesterday’s answer:

    In the 3D universe of the Grand Theft Auto series, which of the following characters was inspired by Scarface?

    A. Claude

    B. Carl Johnson

    C. Niko Bellic 

    D. Tommy Vercetti

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D! Tommy was inspired by Scarface.

    Here comes today’s question:

    In which of the following TV shows is there a character whose laughter is described in subtitles as “Machine gun fire-like laughter”?

    A. Angie

    B. Two and a Half Men

    C. Seinfeld

    D. Friends

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I've only seen one of those and I know it's not right, so between the other three I'll guess D.

    2. Samurai Equine
  23. Here comes the first question of the week:

    In the 3D universe of the Grand Theft Auto series, which of the following characters was inspired by Scarface?

    A. Claude

    B. Carl Johnson

    C. Niko Bellic 

    D. Tommy Vercetti

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    2. Pastel Heart
    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Everyone seems to agree, so D.

    4. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Seems D is popular, so I'll go with that.

  24. There's apparently going to be another Psych movie!!!!!

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      I haven't seen any of the Psych movies to be completely honest. :twismile:

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I strongly recommend at least the first one. Gus demands it

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