A French Derpy full of Salt

Don't you love when you're trying to sleep and that mosquito, THAT MOSQUITO, always goes near your ears and you just waves your arms like a moron to hit it but he keeps coming back ALWAYS FOR YOUR EARS?

And that one mosquito bites you 5 times in one night? I've checked, one mosquito.

I rather have a helicopter with 4 miniguns shooting near me than having a mosquito that ruin 2 HOURS OF SLEEP.

I could put more arguments here, but it's not diary.com.