Evil Pink One

Good evening everyone and how are you all doing 

why did no one tell me @Kujamihwas a pokemon?

My job gives me $600 for tools each year. I'm trying to convince them that a PS5 is a tool and I need it for work.

i'm a broken horsey today

My job gives me $600 for tools each year. I'm trying to convince them that a PS5 is a tool and I need it for work.

My job gives me $600 for tools each year. I'm trying to convince them that a PS5 is a tool and I need it for work.

what on earth does this mean? 

My job gives me $600 for tools each year. I'm trying to convince them that a PS5 is a tool and I need it for work.

the thought cycle:

"I should write the fic but I'll just look at MLPF" --> "ooh someone reacted to my silly pony thing status!" --> *thinks of another silly pony thing* --> *posts silly pony thing as a status* --> "what was I doing again? Oh, right." [go back to the start] 

the thought cycle:

"I should write the fic but I'll just look at MLPF" --> "ooh someone reacted to my silly pony thing status!" --> *thinks of another silly pony thing* --> *posts silly pony thing as a status* --> "what was I doing again? Oh, right." [go back to the start] 

the thought cycle:

"I should write the fic but I'll just look at MLPF" --> "ooh someone reacted to my silly pony thing status!" --> *thinks of another silly pony thing* --> *posts silly pony thing as a status* --> "what was I doing again? Oh, right." [go back to the start] 

If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not a ponato, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not a ponato, I gain nothing.

A ponato is patient, it is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a ponato, I put childish ways behind me.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and a ponato. But the greatest of these is the ponato.

~ Paul, Corinthians 1:13

(also can we just appreciate how friggin fire that is. Woo Paul! We may have our disagreements but he gets his point across.)

*I leave you a muffin*

HEYY!!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm VERY angry at you today! You did something that offended me!!

So, here my friends and I were enjoying a MARVELOUSLY very merry Unbirthday and then suddenly, as I was sipping my TEA I heard news that YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY TODAY?! I did a spit take and had to check immediately!!!

IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A REBEL AND NOT ENJOY OUR VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY WITH US 
Makin' meh dew an ANGEREHHHHH

I KNOW YOU IDENTIFY AS A TROLL, BUT THIS IS JUST GOING TOO FAR

Either way 

BUT DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN >:000000

See ya c: 
*happily bounces off* <3 

HEYY!!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm VERY angry at you today! You did something that offended me!!

So, here my friends and I were enjoying a MARVELOUSLY very merry Unbirthday and then suddenly, as I was sipping my TEA I heard news that YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY TODAY?! I did a spit take and had to check immediately!!!

IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A REBEL AND NOT ENJOY OUR VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY WITH US 
Makin' meh dew an ANGEREHHHHH

I KNOW YOU IDENTIFY AS A TROLL, BUT THIS IS JUST GOING TOO FAR

Either way 

BUT DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN >:000000

See ya c: 
*happily bounces off* <3 

HEYY!!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm VERY angry at you today! You did something that offended me!!

So, here my friends and I were enjoying a MARVELOUSLY very merry Unbirthday and then suddenly, as I was sipping my TEA I heard news that YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY TODAY?! I did a spit take and had to check immediately!!!

IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A REBEL AND NOT ENJOY OUR VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY WITH US 
Makin' meh dew an ANGEREHHHHH

I KNOW YOU IDENTIFY AS A TROLL, BUT THIS IS JUST GOING TOO FAR

Either way 

BUT DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN >:000000

See ya c: 
*happily bounces off* <3 

If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not a ponato, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not a ponato, I gain nothing.

A ponato is patient, it is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a ponato, I put childish ways behind me.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and a ponato. But the greatest of these is the ponato.

~ Paul, Corinthians 1:13

(also can we just appreciate how friggin fire that is. Woo Paul! We may have our disagreements but he gets his point across.)

HEYY!!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm VERY angry at you today! You did something that offended me!!

So, here my friends and I were enjoying a MARVELOUSLY very merry Unbirthday and then suddenly, as I was sipping my TEA I heard news that YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY TODAY?! I did a spit take and had to check immediately!!!

IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A REBEL AND NOT ENJOY OUR VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY WITH US 
Makin' meh dew an ANGEREHHHHH

I KNOW YOU IDENTIFY AS A TROLL, BUT THIS IS JUST GOING TOO FAR

Either way 

BUT DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN >:000000

See ya c: 
*happily bounces off* <3 

Merry Birthiversary! 

Who else agrees that @Tacodidra is awesome? 

I hear that a day like today some years ago you were BORN!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope you have an amazing day. 

HEYY!!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm VERY angry at you today! You did something that offended me!!

So, here my friends and I were enjoying a MARVELOUSLY very merry Unbirthday and then suddenly, as I was sipping my TEA I heard news that YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY TODAY?! I did a spit take and had to check immediately!!!

IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A REBEL AND NOT ENJOY OUR VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY WITH US 
Makin' meh dew an ANGEREHHHHH

I KNOW YOU IDENTIFY AS A TROLL, BUT THIS IS JUST GOING TOO FAR

Either way 

BUT DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN >:000000

See ya c: 
*happily bounces off* <3 

HEYY!!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm VERY angry at you today! You did something that offended me!!

So, here my friends and I were enjoying a MARVELOUSLY very merry Unbirthday and then suddenly, as I was sipping my TEA I heard news that YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY TODAY?! I did a spit take and had to check immediately!!!

IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A REBEL AND NOT ENJOY OUR VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY WITH US 
Makin' meh dew an ANGEREHHHHH

I KNOW YOU IDENTIFY AS A TROLL, BUT THIS IS JUST GOING TOO FAR

Either way 

BUT DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN >:000000

See ya c: 
*happily bounces off* <3 

Happy birthday, my friend! May your day be an amazing one!