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Lawyer Slip

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  1. FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS I HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL GO WATCH PLZ

  2. Do you wanna talk? You sound like you need a hug
  3. Missing Ice Cream? Hmmmmm I'm not a detective but a Lawyer has to do some sleuthing if he or she is to ever win a case. Plus this frozen fiasco reminds me of that awful war... Don't worry @Zipp Storm Lawyer Slip is on the case!
  4. I sent six, maybe seven and received two so far!
  5. Happy July to the Pippiest of Pippers Pip!!!! And to the only pony other than Rainbow Dash that can keep pace with me, Happy July to you too Zipp!!!!!
  6. Oh really! That's nice of him. What did he sa-! ........Dude. Harsh.
  7. Well, I put my hoof up to the injury or relative area of it and convert my healing factor into healing powers which are then placed/used onto the injury or relative area of the injury and the subject is healed at whatever pace I heal them at. I can't do it for more than an hour because otherwise I'll pass out. My healing factor always remains intact while doing this by the way.
  8. Hey guys! It's everyone's favorite Lawyer here! Or just Slipstream, whatever you prefer. Hee hee I've decided to pursue my dreams of being a full-time voice actor and I need your help to do it! You may be wondering, "How can I help?" Well, all you have to do is this! Tell me what fanfic or novel you would like me to read and put in a link with said novel or fanfic and I will send an MP3 in another channel when I get the chance! Don't be shy and this is also completely free, so feel free to send it over to me! Your pal, Lawyer Slip (Slipstream)
  9. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Can I submit and read my own fanfics for you to talk about?
  11. Uh actually your honor I think it's my turn to make a confession. See, my client has been disruptive to this court for quite some time now, so in order to prevent this from spiralling out of control, I've been slowly healing her to ease my own headache from all of this. I also probably should've mentioned I have healing powers
  12. Is there a flower that expresses true love? I have a certain somepony I'd like to give a flower to, if you know what I mean.
  13. Yes! Thank you Barrio! I believe that the goose was either using its otherworldly powers, or this spell to cause such harm to my client.
  14. Your honor one second please. @Ice Princess Silky <3 WE NEED A DOCTOR
  15. Here's gameplay and scores on both songs of me
  16. Lol, I'm watching this in my history class lmao
  17. You want an explanation Mr. Cash In? Well you've got yourself one. In my years, I've seen some things, and one of the things I've seen is what geese will do when they are mad. I've seen geese attack and greatly hurt fellow ponies. And Cursing Goose had the capabilities of inflicting such harm, especially if it can swear so powerfully that one can receive pain. And I don't believe I ever said what kind of blows to the head my client received. For all we know, they could've been mental blows powerful enough to cause brain damage.
  18. I can assure you, these documents are legit and not from any villain
  19. *I lift up some medical statements from Wizard's Doctors and pass them over to the judges desk.* "Right here your honor. My client received multiple concussions and now suffers from selective amnesia as a result. She can remember some things like her name and the past 5 weeks, but anything beyond that is a blur, whereas the average, undamaged person can recall back at least 10 or so years if one is mentally powerful enough."
  20. OBJECTION! If I may your honor, I'd like to produce said medical documents from my client's medical professional who diagnosed her with severe brain damage after she received multiple blows to the head.
  21. @Nitobit your honor I don't think either of these ponies should suffer the death penalty if they are in the wrong. Nobody killed anybody.
  22. Your honor, if I may, nice gavel. Also, let me be the first to say, brain damage is to be taken seriously
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