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Lawyer Slip

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  1. Such a nice supporter, very happy to know you.
  2. "Well, it's not normally dangerous here, but with Princess Twilight, her friends, and my buddies Slipstream and Rich living here, it's somewhat of a danger magnet. But usually, it's very peaceful and well protected."
  3. "Um, no that got fixed. I think you were frozen in an Ice Cube of some sort. Glad you're better though. But, yeah, we stopped the villain and some crazy stuff happened." oO( Wait, was this Golden Snowflake? Or was it that weird Draconiquus? Odd . . . )
  4. Yeah, not much market for being a professional fun ruiner. Unless you joined the IRS. They ruin all sorts of fun. Like Tax evasion. Also, Cash In
  5. Yeah, gonna have to pass you up on that offer there buddy.
  6. *Vinyl looked on in amazement.* "Woah, where'd you learn to do that? That was incredible! Also, Aligner what the hay happened to you?"
  7. "I remember you Aligner, but what dungeon are you talking about? But, I definitely remember you."
  8. I'm actually having the same problem IRL right now. Heh, Ironic.
  9. "HA! Nah, I'm a DJ. But I'll occasionally lend a hoof when it comes to helping out." "OH MY DISK, WHAT THE HAY?!?!" *She rushed over and scooped him up, does anypony here know a medical professional?"
  10. Why did this make me hungry. Also YexhnoZ Oh dear lord that was wrong.
  11. "Well, usually Ponyville's like this, all peaceful and everything. Unless there's a bad guy attacking our way of life, but the Mane Six usually stops them. Actually, you happened to arrive just after me and some friends stopped The Storm Kings resurrection from coming to fruition. It was epic. But, that sounds awful about your people, it must've been hard to leave home." *She put a hoof around his shoulder.* "Whisperwind, I promise to make your time in Ponyville, as peaceful and nice as possible."
  12. *Vinyl smiled happily.* "Thanks! Though, a Kirin whose never heard of music is strange to me. Where are you from?"
  13. "Matter of fact I do." *She pushed the next song button on the CD player, and an orchestra remix of the current song came on."
  14. "It sure is! Glad you like it! The song is called 'the moon' and it's a nice little upbeat tune I occasionally listen to for fun."
  15. *Vinyl grinned excitedly.* "I'd be honored to." *She pulled out a CD player from her hair, with earbuds, and put the earbuds in Whisperwind's ears before pushing the play button. A nice upbeat Chiptune song started playing.*
  16. "You guys have music right?" *She asked* "Dumb question, I forgot I had seen one of your plays once, very well done. Anyways, so CDs and Records are these disks that you can record music on, and then you put them in either a jukebox, CD player, or a turntable, the lattermost used frequently by yours truely, and you can blast your favorite tunes it!"
  17. *She grinned.* "You my good sir, have the pleasure of speaking with Vinyl Scratch, aka, DJ PON3!!!!! You've probably never heard of me though, as I doubt you Kirin have records or CDs, but Pon3 is just a stage name anyways, so you can call me Vinyl."
  18. *Vinyl walked up, smiled and said:* "Yo, mind if I sit with you?"
  19. *Vinyl let out a loud burp and then exited the bar. She then saw the kirin, and was at first confused why there even was a kirin in Ponyville in the first place. But then she realized something.* oO( Y'know what? That's what I'm gonna do today. I'm gonna make a new friend.) *She smiled and started walking over.*
  20. @Blitz Boom No Ziggy, the Rainbow Dash you know is different from the Rainbow Dash I know. *Sigh* You might as well tell her now Slipstream got up from the coffee table, sighed, and then revealed his secret. You would think that Rainbow Dash would want to be friends with me, and have friendly competition speed-wise, but this is sadly not the case. She doesn't see me as a competitor, but rather a threat to her own awesome streak. And y'know how her whole thing is being able to create a Sonic Rainboom meaning she can go faster than the speed of sound, and she's the only one who can make a Rainboom? Well, after I popped into existence, I had a race with Rich, with Apple Bloom as the referee, and during the race, I became the second pony in history to perform a Sonic Rainboom. Rainbooms aren't exactly things you can 'keep under wraps' so to say. So Rainbow Dash found out about it pretty quickly, and she said, according to Apple Bloom, that if she ever found who did the Rainboom, she'd give them a piece of her mind, and her hoof. Essentially meaning, if she found out it was me, she'd punch my lights out. And I happen to stick out like a sore thumb in this town, being as vibrant as I am. He slumped down in sadness. Rich decided to change the subject by answering Ziggy's questions. Uh, I wouldn't know if it was like Japan at all. Like I said, I'm still new to this planet. And, yeah I do meditate occasionally, helps keep my golem form in check. Rich was still having fun with him and Slipstream's new found friend, but Slipstream just kept thinking about Rainbow Dash. And just when it couldn't get any worse, it did. A rather aggressive knock was then heard on the door. Followed by a faint, WHICH ONE OF YOU MADE THE RAINBOOM?!?! She was here.
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