I say back to her what every mom says to her child when they act spoiled "Be grateful"
"Be grateful that you raised such an amazing, talented, sweet, funny and geninuely interesting to listen to person, and didn't make your child into a killer, because despite being a more unfeeling person then Michael Myers on Halloween night, you got someone who's the exact opposite.
If I was your child, I'd punish myself, I'd punish myself because no child deserves someone like you, no child deserves your egotisical BS, and the fact that you did this to multiple children sickens me."-Dah Onion Eater.
Sketch, my day was made when you posted that art because it made me respect you even more despite how grueling the process of editing that must have been while simultaniously working on school and other doodles.
Thank you for being my forum friend forever