Quillhelm raised his eyebrows, fresh from the coastal winds of Horseshoe Bay, unsure if this pony was serious or just fishing for a reaction.
He cleared his throat, straightened like he was about to address the Naval High Command… and then, in a flat, steady tone, began:
🎵 “If you want to know… I’ll tell you… what a hand iiiis…
It’s like a hoof… but sneakier…
It grabs things, it points things, and occasionally waves…
And if you meet one in the wild—
Best to shake it before it shakes you…” 🎵
(I can’t help myself with this whole The Thing joke )