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Do svidaniya

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  1. Sweet silence, at goddamned last. Where's the button because I'm going to press it myself.
  2. He has a parrot, he got it a few months ago and it has been ruining our lives ever since. Every morning I come home from my shift and I look at my bed, knowing that I can no longer use it. This started right after I'd finally gotten this room feeling like a sanctuary after escaping a lifetime of an abusive living situation before, and now he has robbed it from me as well. I am the fury of a thousand suns.
  3. The sounds of a parrot chirping as well as him whistling as loudly and obnoxiously as humanely possible at it deliberately because he knows it keeps me awake right in the adjacent room to my bedroom cuts through any white noise I have attempted to use and triggers my fight or flight response, there is no quarter.
  4. We will weaponize his sounds against him, alongside everything else. I haven't been able to sleep in my own bed for 3 goddamned months now. I want my fucking bed back.
  5. Lmaooooo yup, we got to the very first line delivery before it was just "Oh." The cursor moved to the little X of the tab and we never spoke of it again.
  6. Presented in its purest form - without context.

  7. After almost a year I'm reasonably sure we've moved into an open air asylum.
  8. I'm declaring this place an international disaster zone. Everyone, please calmly go to your nearest evacuation point and await further instruction.
  9. MY PINKY HURTS AND SO DOES MY ENTIRE HAND BECAUSE OF IT.
  10. OKEI, I'm moving this topic on now... Has anyone else noticed shit's fucked? I'm listening to a great song right now.
  11. You are a smooth brain.
  12. Oh yeah, you play Metro in Russian or not at all as far as I'm concerned.
  13. That's called a hangover from partying too hard.
  14. He knows how to put on a performance.
  15. Really? I wear this pair of socks once and already has a hole in them?
  16. "I am obsessed with misanthropy." - Me.
  17. "Let us in." - The fire brigade outside.
  18. Nahnahnahnah, you're way too sweet to let people walk all over you, you gotta stand up for yourself. I let people walk all over me when I was younger and it was the worst thing I could've done. I don't let that shit slide anymore.
  19. MMMMM we need to examine our cards and play our strongest suit without losing this bouquet he has thrown us. He has metaphorically signed his death warrant.
  20. I'm really glad my injured pinky finger isn't on my fretting hand, that would've been bad.
  21. Well how's that for a massive coincidence. Wore a pony shirt for the first time in like a year and at the train station someone approached and said hi because they were also wearing a Rainbow Dash shirt (and Rarity necklace), asked if we'd been to any conventions which we hadn't, turns out there one in a nearby city in Spring. That was a nice interaction, though.
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