Already a Phoniex. In you, I see myself for my first 2,000 posts or so, a complete post whore <3 I've mellowed a little, and have garnished the title to you. As thou you will hand it down to someone else later down the line.
I don't do this on purpose, that's what everyone thinks >.> I post alot but I do it when I'm bored on the couch and just need something to do for a couple of hours xD