Midnight Seeker
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Granted. It was stolen by The First Doctor. At least you have your health-ooops! I nicked your heart. Have fun in the afterlife (spoiler, you won't). I wish to avoid spoilers for The Force Awakens until after I see it.
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Granted. Instead you are feeling nothing but helpless panic as you struggle to fight back against your fastly approaching death. Your last sight before the light fades and you are taken by the dark is me holding your still beating heart in my hand. Miss me folks? I wish for an upgraded and fully functioning Mac book Provides.
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Granted. Serious, your PC gets a top of the range CPU and it is installed just fine. It works without issue. Now it's time tae pay your bill. For the parts and my time, I'll take your heart as mine! I wish that everyone is haunted by a troop of evil clowns.
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Pinkamena_Dianne_Pie would have made a wish, but I tore out his still beating heart from his chest. It were a interesting struggle. I had my hand in there, but he was thrashing around like a mad carp. So much blood. Ruined my t-shirt. But hey, everyone runs out of energy in time and I was able to snatch my prize and see him slump to the ground, the agony in his face locked in as the life leaves. And I ain't cleaning this up. I wish tae become Calypso frae the Twisted Metal series.
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Granted. However, you suprise the Apple family who think you are a thief. They chase you back through the Portal, but before you pass through, you see me waiting with a smile. You face either a massive beat down or heart rippery. Bugger being, after your beatdown, you will be arrested. And they will find out that you are not really a pony and send you back home. I am waiting for you. My wish is to suddenly appear behind everyone who reads these words for some heart ripping magical fun times (for me of course, you die horribly).
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Granted. However, although I can steal wallets again (and I just wanted the wallets themselves, no the money), I think I quite like steal hearts. So SlenderSlayer me boy, you have the power. It's yours. Pity you never get to use it as the last thing you see as the light fades into oblivion is me standing over you, smiling sweetly as I hold something in my blood soaked hand. Aye, you done goofed when you tried to restrict me. I wish to see the a picture of someone's reaction to reading my hobby.
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Well played. I approve. Well, the Portal opens and there is indeed a gate to Equestria from our world. And now Equestria is doomed. Disease that the ponies have never heard of, vermin that don't respond to their tricks, and cloppers leave Equestria a dying land. Then oil is found. As you weep in despair for this world you have destroyed, I rip out your still beating heart. I wish unlimited travel.
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Here's a song about some of the people who love banning books It's censorship and I will forever oppose that as a revolting control tactic. Let me put it this way, I am an employed 33 year old adult who pays tax and is of sound mind. Who the hell are you to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Not to mention that censorship tends to done for utterly ridiculous reasons.http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/michael-gove-axes-to-kill-a-mockingbird-and-other-american-classics-from-english-literature-gcse-9432818.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_nasty A pox upon those who censor! Although I do firmly support age classification.
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365454 Hae some Scottish Pirate Metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN9bcHoThNU
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Granted. However, your first real battle is with Jared and his Pokemon, Mr Fish (http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/05032010). As you mourn your slowly digesting companion, I take all your pain away. . . By ripping out your still beating heart for my collection. Thank you to SlenderSlayer for this upgrade. I wish to be attuned to the Living Force (Star Wars)
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Granted. After skipping through a few and having some wonderful adventures, you end up in the Mortal Kombat universe. As you take in your surroundings, you are suddenly punched in the back of the head which leaves you dizzy and swaying. A loud voice calls out "Finish Him!" And I think now is the time to reveal that Kano's Fatality was the first one I ever learned for the first Mortal Kombat which I played on the Amega 500+ (showing my age) and his thing is that he rips out hearts. Like yours. Flawless victory. I wish nostalgia wasn't such a subtle liar.
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364438 Oh I knows. I was just being a cheeky git. Carry on.
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364434 You may wish tae edit your post Grepper. I got there before you.
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364431 I love horror. Nothing to fire the imagination or make one feel alive like a good tale. You know what horror is? The single unifying factor that binds all horror together? I do young ones. I do.
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I've been upgraded. They said I cannae steal wallets no more. Now I steal hearts. Yours looks nice.
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Granted. I stole the heart of everyone and everything but you and I. Listen Serenade. Do you hear anything? Only the wind blows. Maybe the rushing of your blood through your veins. Do you hear that? Is that your heart hammering away in your chest? Thump Thump Thump becoming ThumpidyThumpidyThump. Close your eyes child. This will only hurt for eternity. I wish for ice-cream please.
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364413 Once I burned a little tree. Also, your wallet is now mine. Cheers.
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Fair enough. I now steal hearts. And I ain't being metaphorical. Yang was first, you are next. I wish that everyone would learn that I am not a deranged Scotsman you can mess with. I does the messin with!
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Yang is indeed real, and you were friends, until this dinner that you said you treat to happened, and you meant to pay but I swipped your wallet earlier, and Yang is skint and the restaurant people are psychotic maniacs and during the fight you suffer a blow to your head that leaves you catatonic and Yang thinks you set her up and spat on you as she left. No wallet will ever be safe from me. Not a wish, statement of fact. I do however wish for an apocalypse of cats who breath atomic fire
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364406 made you look, now I haz your wallet
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request Voice Actors needed for an upcoming Fic Reading (Audio Drama)
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364077 I question, will our story end on this world or will we expand to the stars? Answers on a postcard btw, I stole your wallet as you read this
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Weeeeelll. . . despite my demeanour on this little game, I work as a carer, am trusted by many and seen as a nice guy, I haven't gotten a tattoo because I am a blood donor and I do stuff for family that I hate doing but they ask because they know that I shall do it. I am also involved in politics because I wish for a positive change in my country, but I rarely evangelise as I loath the idea of pestering or annoying people. My wish would be all you wallets, now and forever. But instead I'd like a bucket of rotten shellfish dropped on the Questionable one's head every day for the rest of his life, and all others should he reincarnate. Just for giggles. My own wish is that people begin to realise that insulting and shouting at each other is a bad way for discussions to end and for civilised and polite conversations to become the norm.
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Yeaaaah baby! I get you in the back with a foot hook, and I use another foot hook to make that a double. I retake your wallet, and then as you languish I sing off key happy songs for exactly 47 hours. Then I have you frozen in carbonite and sell you to Uwe Boll. And I do it all with style and really bad teeth. Then I shag someone. I wish for the galaxy to burn.
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Granted. However, I nick your wallet as you ascend to this higher state and this corrupts the tranquillity required for such power. Your frustration means you cannot truly become a divine being and remain trapped between worlds. You possess great power, but sadly you are unable to tap into it. You end up as a blade, but you are just a letter opener, and you only get used to pick out dirt from fingernails. Oh, and you are aware of this at all times. I wish to become The Shape from the Halloween films. I wish to become Michael Myres.
