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Midnight Seeker

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  1. Granted. The world goes black for you. You awake chained to a dungeon wall. There is a man sized goblin leering at you. You pick up the strong smell of bad fish, and notice that the room is filled with crate upon crate of old rancid sub-standard surströmming. The Goblin has a spoon. You must eat every single bite. Should you throw up, you will have that fed to you as well. No bathroom breaks. Also, the same ABBA song is playing on repeat. You'd bribe the Goblin, but I nicked your wallet and pawned your stuff. I wish I could go on an unholy city destroying rampage of hellish might!
  2. Granted. You see everything that will happen. All at once. this overload blinds and destroys your mind, leaving you a drooling husk just standing in the street. I steal your wallet. . . and you. For a hat rack. I wish for unrestrained unstoppable and unreasonable horror to be unleashed onto this world right this moment until mankind's last moment.
  3. Keep reading these words. Read this sentence. And this one. And this. Just don't look behind you. I'm nearly there. . .

  4. Granted. Doing so causes everything to be come undone. No the end of everything, but the annihilation of all logic and rules making the universe causing everything to enter a state of flux. However, a hero rises and brings stability back to the universe. Because of your actions, you become the most hated thing ever. After you get your well deserved arse kicking, I nick your wallet from you as you lie twitching on the ground. Then I kick you in the ribs. And walk off. Because I now fancy a smoothy. I wish for a very nice smoothy.
  5. In the corrupted wish game, I make a always steal the wallets after I grant a wish. It makes me smile normally, but I wonder if anyone else finds it funny.

    1. Tom Snyder

      Tom Snyder

      I'm sorry, but what are you talking about?

    2. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      The Corrupted Wish Game? Someone makes a wish. Next person grants it, but twists in an evil manner, and then makes their own wish. It's a forum game. Whenever I grant a wish, it always ends with me stealing the wisher's wallet. I find it funny, but now I'm wondering if anyone else enjoys it.

    3. Midnight Seeker
  6. Granted. It comes to you after you fall victim to Total locked-in syndrome. You have plenty of time to think now. Between dreaming up "exceptionally beautiful architecture" that you could draw if you could do anything, you curse myself for stealing your wallet and sneaking in at all times to tickle your nose ever so lightly with a feather. I also force you to listen to stuff like this 24/7 I wish for a bit of peaceful rest.
  7. Longest I've stayed awake is four, five days. I honest cannot remember because I went a bit insane during that time. I was both hyper aware and utterly confused at the same time, twitchy, seeing colours and hearing noises that weren't there. I don't remember going to bed but I was fine after. My reason for doing this was that I was 18, just started energy drinks and I could. I cannot stress enough how I do not recommend you (yes, you reading this) try this. Seriously, don't.
  8. Granted. I nicked the wand. And your wallet. And the batteries. I wish to ban PokeBolter from ever having a magic wand again!
  9. What is this "guilt" you speak of? I ask you that as I force feed you a granny smith. Whole, uncut and fairly large. As you choke on it, I steal your wallet while you realise that EVERYTHING can be corrupted. There is a mugged leprechaun behind every rainbow in this thread. I wish to mug a leprechaun and steal his wallet.
  10. I know I should smite you for that, but I'm nae one tae depute the truth.
  11. I have been called a Nazi five times today despite voting for a party that is pro-immigration. The stupidity of that is why I am currently drinking.
  12. Sure. Uh huh. Okay. I disagree with you many levels (pretty much all of them), but I have no interest in debating. You'd need a foreigner to do that I am afraid. It's a pretty hot topic here.
  13. Because I am a Scottish Nationalist and believe that the British State is a corrupt and decaying entity. I believe that my country gets treated with contempt by Westminster and I hate the Conservative and Unionist Party like most of Scotland and do not want them to destroy my country. Sadly, I would have voted for a socialist candidate, but none were standing in my constituency. I still have grudging respect for the SNP.
  14. Granted. I throw them at your head a random times. The ninth hits you in the eye just are you are near a set of stairs. You fall down said stairs (which are made of stone), directly into a a massive pile of glass that leaves your body covered in nasty lacerations and ruins your nice clothes. You land in a barrel of lemon juice, and as you jump our of it in agony, you trip and fall into a pile of salt. Then I steal your wallet. You remain traumatised and suffer a breakdown of babbling terror every time you see or hear of raisins. Even grapes make you go cooco for co-co pops. I wish I could see all that happen.
  15. My dad always told me, never discus religion and/or politics. Some see you next Tuesday will end up picking a fight and it will all go down hill from there. Read the posts above this one for some proof. Given that folks have moved away from the Westminster Election and are now discussing race relations online. I'll put that down to the folks above me being young, as they are showing that they do not know this is an unending thing that will not see anyone changing their minds and will only lead to bitterness and ill feeling. I advice them to offer each other peace and politely end that line of discussion. Maybe get back on track. Oh, I voted SNP btw.
  16. Granted. I club you over the head with it, steal your wallet and light you on fire. I may or may not pee on your ashes. I don't bare you any ill will of course. Just bored. I wish that everyone who tried to spoil anything more than a year old be smote by an angry deity with perfect aim.
  17. Not really. It's no me being sarcastic, but part of me goes into denial as a way of coping. I make myself laugh to try and stop feeling down. It's a good trick, and really does seem to work. But only as a delaying tactic. My life is empty and I have no real future. I'm 31 and still going nowhere in my life. I'm just no a good person. I don't even mean that in a "good guy / bad guy" way, but more "I'm not good at being a person". Hell, part of the reason I bitch here is that I don't like doing it with people I do know. I need to vent, but I becoming more and more anti-social as I grow older. Funny since my issues stem from being bullied as a child and having no friends for most of my life. Fuuuuuccccckk. I'm going to sleep now. What does it say that for me, the worst part of my day is waking up?
  18. Granted. But you can only go Johnny Storm. Like this guy I nicked your wallet as well using asbestos gloves. I wish I was mentally disciplined.
  19. It works as a good summery of what happened, but can I suggest that you give hints that Twilight feels angry and betrayed. Thus far you make it clear that everyone is blameless in what happened. How about you do the summery from Twilight's point of view. Again, I'm only suggesting that you give hints and mild forshadowing.
  20. Being honest right now may cause me to suffer the wrath of the mods. Lets just say that I am wound up and that I really, REALLY hate that I am currently single.
  21. Sure, I'll give it a look and let you know what I think.
  22. How about you start writing about what happened in the episode just before you make your changes. Write pretty much after The Queen is defeated and everyone gets their baring.
  23. Wasted Potential, Behind the Mask that Hides a Miserable Soul Narrated by James Cosmo
  24. Until recently, I had the same problem. I posted on a free ad group for my area on Facebook to ask if anyone was interested, and got 11 replies in minutes! Started a RP group that nite. I recommend the same trick.
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