(Yes I'm doing this! >:U )
Windows 8 is the newest platform from Windows, and it has caused much confusion and complaints over it's style. I'm going to clear this up.
1. Start Screen?!? What about my Start Button and Desktop??
Calm down, Windows 7 fantast. The Start button is replaced by the Start Screen. The Desktop is just like always. You can only pin things on the Start Screen, however.
Desktop also has Personalization like Win 7 (Windows 7, expect a lot of shortenings.), so don't worry about it. You can even download all of your previous programs! (Note: Win RT will NOT let you do this. It only uses apps from the app store.)
2. MICROSOFT IS GOING MOBLIE
Forgot the exclamation point. Anyways, it already has. Seen the windows phone yet?
The two stores are not merged though.
3. I AIN'T GOT TIME FO DOS APPS1
You should. There are some notable ones too, like Music (Xbox Music), Desktop, Youtube Player, Google Search, Wikipedia, and Windows 8 Guide.
4. Is there <Insert Fandom here>?
Maybe. If your talking poni, a few. Furry, no idea, and any others, no idea. Go check yourself. :U
5. Too Few Features.
Many* I fixed your sentence. Download All about Money, Goals, TuneIn Radio, Skype, Skydrive, Maps, etc.
Am I missing some complaints? Put them in the comments below! Thank you!
~Third Octavia