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  1. Zacharius The Prosecutor

    Just finished reading my little dashie. Came close to tears 2 or 3 times, but didnt shed an actual tear. Is that a good or bad sign?

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    2. Akemi Homura

      Akemi Homura

      I didn't read it yet... should I?

    3. Platinum Rook

      Platinum Rook

      YES! you shall.

    4. Zacharius The Prosecutor

      Zacharius The Prosecutor

      yes devin. you should.

  2. Zacharius The Prosecutor

    OBJECTION! MLD LIEZ! It was matematically calculated using scales that ponies are 4 ft tall, but in mld he states that shes 3 ft! he is either mistaken on hieght, or that shes fully grown, but if not...that is A HUGE CONTRADICTION in the witnesses tesimony!

    1. Electrobolt

      Electrobolt

      HOLD IT!!! He might not have been aware of the fact or he could have hit the 3 key on the bar above the letters on a keyboard... They're right next to each other after all!

    2. Zacharius The Prosecutor

      Zacharius The Prosecutor

      True, but he does not correct himself in the further story, therefore revealing that she stayed the same height! Which rules out explination one...and for explination 2: he read over his text carefully, for it was his most cherished memories! And, if he slipped, his fingers would have pressed inbetween the keys, since for a face for rainbow to see anything on the internet, which has been stated she has once, the keys must have been big enough for the edge of her hooves *cornered varia...

  3. Zacharius The Prosecutor

    bored now so im going to read my little dashie. Wish me luck. (imma see if i can go without crying xD)

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    2. Zacharius The Prosecutor

      Zacharius The Prosecutor

      Nope. I came close about 3 times, but nah. i managed to hold it in. And then cried later on in the day when i was thinking about losing my friends when i go to college. I silently cried alot. I blame MLD.

    3. HanPolo

      HanPolo

      Awww... I rarely evar cry, thats why I think MLD is so great! And hey, I was worrying about losing my freinds at the end of school too :P Sucks...

    4. Zacharius The Prosecutor

      Zacharius The Prosecutor

      Yeah. Especially when youve known all of them since primary school, and been able to like...i dunno gain a mortal trust between you.

  4. Zacharius The Prosecutor

    bored now so im going to read my little dashie. Wish me luck. (imma see if i can go without crying xD)

  5. Zacharius The Prosecutor

    Well, i can do this AAAAALLLL DAAAYY...

  6. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    yknow.
  7. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    *badum ts*
  8. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    http://bronies.memebase.com/2012/02/11/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-that-jiggly-feeling/ Why yes i am.
  9. Zacharius The Prosecutor

    RRGG! i feel like raging!

  10. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    @thereisnospoon: baby dont hurt me....dont hurt me...no more. Speaking of love, what do you look for in a colt?
  11. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    It's STILL doesnt work on the mobile version of the site. You cant type more that 3 letters without it f ing up.
  12. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    If a colt version of rainbowdash came into town, what would be The first 8 things you you'd do?
  13. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    *smiles in confidence* but that's where you are wrong! It's their JOB to get paid to carry out assassinations. Plus if they never seen, what makes you think YOU will see them? Even better, who says the assassins need to be NEAR to kill. Magic can kill from a distance!
  14. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    OBJECTION! The fact still remains, even if you disregard my proof, the assasins are top notch, and work unseen! You cannot say it impossible they do not exists, since the question is still plausible!!
  15. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    Plus assasins Would. I have even encountered one with a heavy dislike for (as she is commonly branded) "show offs" like trixie who would be more than willing to kill her for a neat sum of bits.
  16. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    Plus I am a mechanic myself, an inventor Of a sort. Machines exist. And I have sent shipments to assasins before. (present > evidence > cloak blueprints) these blueprints are what I asked rarity to make on month ago. See the symbol hee? This symbol represents the underguild union. Thieves, assasins, snakes and forgers. His is vital proof they exist!
  17. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    im sorry, have you read cupcakes? Plus, trust me, machines exist. (Present > profiles > benben) I have experimented on him, and his body is a fusion of magic and mechanics.Assassins? You think they were a myth, beacuse nobody ever sees one. That's their skill. Plus: http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/300W/i/2011/341/b/4/assassins_creed_mlp_crossover_by_cdl1994cdl-d4igrnz.jpg http://m730.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/xBNDx/MLP-FiM%20Megathread/Normal%20Pics/pony__s_creed_by_whatpayne-d42esu9.jpg.html?o=69 http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dwax_nYI6nkE&v=wax_nYI6nkE&gl=GB
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    Equestria is a HUGE place. Motives: mentally unstable, grudges, heavy dislike, enjoys killing, to cover up something else, etc. Plus the chance isnt insanely impossible, it's quite likely. As for I have witnessed many of the underground guilds. Each unit within each guild deadly to kill 2 to. 5 trixies within a public place with ease. Plus, trixie could be framed for crime. How can you prevent a guilty verdict?
  19. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    Anypony can die, you know that. A good enough assassin, or a big enough machine and *draws my hoof across my neck* it's over. Bit late? Explain trixie. And idea? Share this idea with us, please.
  20. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    And I shall. Contradictions: 1: if you assimilate ALL to trixie,that woukd just give you more competition, lessening your chances. 2: how will you know trixie will love you back? She may just use you as a slave! (Evidence= profiles > snails and snips) 3: fight to the death? You are both evenly matched, plus trixie would prefer two slaves over one, so if not she splits you up, civilians and royal guards will! 4: where is trixie? You cant find her, you cant get her. 5: what if she doesnt want love? If she just doesnt want to date? Plus she can never ACTUALLY love her if you drug/poison/enchant/curse/force her! 6: What if she is killed before you can get to her? Reanimated corpses habe no mind, no soul, no opinion, so that's why if she is dead/reanimated she cannot love you! I have more contradictions, but I shall sheath them for now.
  21. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    Ah well. It's not doing any harm is it? Aalright. Leoc....tom...I have listened to your plan of how you shall assimilate all to trixie, then fight to the death over her.......an I find it ridiculous. that's what. I also have proof in contradictions.
  22. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    Tom, invite leoc. This involves him too. Tonight, I shall crash examine your "testimony" and show the true futility of it all!
  23. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    Therefore, airoplanes, jetpacks and jet fighters. Oh and not to mention catapults.Did i mention space shuttles too?
  24. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    U jelly ponies? I am. *badum ts*I swear to god, look at the dudes face. Hes pure like: Awwww yeaaahh baby. Check this hip *yay* out. The ending made me fangasm so hard, my finger bled from biting it.
  25. Zacharius The Prosecutor
    Same. YouTube 1080p ftw.
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