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  1. lomk

    The only reason, like, 75% of Sports Illustrated subscribers are subscribed to it is not for the sports. It's for the swimsuit models.

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Eh, there are... better, cheaper places to find that kind of stuff.

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  2. Vermillion
    http://i.imgur.com/9aTw2CB.png
    1. ping111

      ping111

      Try putting it in there with a cup of water. It will gently remoisturise the crust.

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  3. null123456

    Pumbloom is best pony

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Nope, it's a WHISMUR! (Cookie for reference-getting!)

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  4. GeneralDirection

    Carbon Monoxide

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Is just further proof that Carbon is a tramp that'll hook up with anyone for free electrons.

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  5. null123456

    As I type this status I am currently wearing my Dipper Pines hat my friend gave to me for Christmas Eve. I love me friend now.

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Is it wrong that I accidentally misread that as Diaper Pins?

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  6. Morager

    the tambourine is done and now apart of detective butlers giveaway :)

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Of which I am now a proud owner!

  7. Champion RD92

    May I have your attention please...will the real slim shady please stand up

    1. ping111

      ping111

      *stands up*

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  8. long gone

    You have the wrong number!

    1. ping111

      ping111

      OMG, I keep getting calls on my cellphone by a bunch of people who sound Armenian, all of them asking for Beverley. I keep telling them I don't know who Beverly is, but they keep calling!!!

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  9. Cwanky

    Ever had those weird comments from your relatives that you look or behave JUST LIKE someone else in the family?

    1. ping111

      ping111

      The first time my dad showed me a picture of him when he was my age, I could have sworn he'd just photoshopped me in there... But, if I'm him in the past, he's me in the future... and he has Male Pattern Balding! :c

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  10. Jack Baker

    I want to download the Kerbal Space Program, but it costs money...

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Oh my Celestia, is it worth every penny! The KSP community is absolutely massive, so if you're a fandom fan, welcome to a new one. And, Squad has promised no DLC ever, so pay now and you get free updates for life, and it gets better with every update. So spend a little money, and get a great game with infinite replayability forever.

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  11. TBB Symphonia

    Just told friends at school that I am a brony.

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Same!

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  12. Blitz

    AAAAAWW YEEEAAAH fifth place at the cup stacking championships!

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Ah, a fellow sport stacker, I see? I haven't stacked in years, but I have a 4th place 363 medal from my first and only tournament!

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  13. ping111

    My hobby: convincing people I am actually older than they are, and a different gender than they expect; I just have a congenital pituitary disorder.

    1. ping111

      ping111

      I have OCD, HOCD, and Asperger's! I also have Tourette's because I swear a lot and my eye goes twitcha-twitch.

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  14. ping111

    My hobby: convincing people I am actually older than they are, and a different gender than they expect; I just have a congenital pituitary disorder.

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Well in that case I have gout and sciatica. Welcome to Hypochondriacs Anonymous.

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  15. ping111

    My hobby: convincing people I am actually older than they are, and a different gender than they expect; I just have a congenital pituitary disorder.

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Not sure if telling truth. One makes you look young; one puts you in constant pain...

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  16. ping111

    Hitpael, Zivui, and Zivui Hitpael have ruined my life. I swear to DWEIQ, everyone in my class was so confused by it, I managed to convince half of them "Lehishtael" ("To cough") meant "to become a fox" (Because "Shael" is a fox).

    1. ping111

      ping111

      And my teacher tells me all these Yotze'ei Dofen are because it's easier to say when you're whispering? Why the FUCK would you get into the finer points of grammar when you're hiding from the Gestapo!?

  17. The Soldier

    Something tells me you failed to see the art about you and that member title of yours

    1. ping111

      ping111

      I feel it slipping...

       

      Hngg...

       

      No... Gah!

       

      NOPONY MESSES WITH GRAMMAR! YOU WILL CALL IT AN APOSTROPHE, AND YOU WILL LEARN TO USE IT CORRECTLY!!

       

      Urgh... Now see what you've done!

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  18. The Soldier

    Something tells me you failed to see the art about you and that member title of yours

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Thank you so much for this! I didn't know what it was?

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  19. The Soldier

    I watched an anime called Boku. Oh, man. He was right. I ain't going to heaven... Do what he says!

    1. ping111

      ping111

      YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

       

      AND THEN I READ THIS STATUS AND THEN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  20. The Soldier

    I watched an anime called Boku. Oh, man. He was right. I ain't going to heaven... Do what he says!

    1. ping111

      ping111

      WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT HE WAS SAYIN, N*GGA!? IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS!

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  21. HomuraBL

    Going to give all you hugs and kisses for valentines day so watch out. <3

    1. ping111

      ping111

      How's a serenade of Ai no Uta sound?

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  22. Undyne

    EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

    1. ping111

      ping111

      I once divebombed a non-brony IRC with "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!" After a couple tries across 40 minutes, I got at least half of them to go *flop*.

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  23. Undyne

    EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

    1. ping111

      ping111

      ...Oh.

       

      @Marsh Yay...!...?

       

      HE'S A MAGICAL PONY ON A-

      "Shoot it down."

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  24. Undyne

    EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

    1. ping111

      ping111

      *flop*

       

      MY HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FALLEN SCOOP OF ICE CREAM!

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  25. Motion Spark

    I'm tired of having whores in my facebook but I like to look at their pictures to mentally make fun of them. I like pain. :(

    1. ping111

      ping111

      Make fun of em, eh...?

      JK.

       

      One day, I want to sneak into all of my friends' FB with a fake name (they're the willy-nilly friend kind), and just start proofreading their statuses. Unfortunately, I've done this in the past so they'll know it's me, but to those who don't know...

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