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  1. Harmonic Revelations
    Reclamation


     

    Let our call carry through the wind,



    over empires grown weary with time



    Let us shake them to the core



    and show their time has run out


     

    Let our roar burn like fire



    let it cut into their insecurities



    make them bow before our might



    and swiftly give in


     

    Their walls have grown high



    protected them from naught but the truth



    ignorance is their shield



    enlightenment is our sword


     

    Time has been their ally all these years



    as they blossomed under our sun, which seemingly forgave their trespasses



    but once we descend upon them in swarms



    they'll find that the steel of a blade is much less forgiving


     

    The river of splendor they drink from



    it truly belongs to us



    and if they do not return it



    it shall run red with their blood


  2. Harmonic Revelations
    Hello. I started this blog to help clarify some misconceptions in the Cold War so that you can learn very...interesting facts that you might not have known about history. My sources are very reliable so all of this information is guaranteed to be accurate.
     
    You're probably not asking, "What is the Cold War?", well I'll tell you. The Cold War was a war, that was Cold.
     
    To start us off on our misconceptions, historians are not sure just who was in the Communist Bloc, but there's one thing for certain, the Communist Bloc Parties must have been amazing (How else could they have always had a short supply of food if not for hard partying?).
     
    It is known for a fact that the USSR was the center of the Communist Bloc, but who was aligned with them is up for debate. For example, my sources lead me to believe that the Smurfs, the voices inside JFK's head and tortoises all owed their allegiance to the Bloc, or perhaps just to the bitchin' parties that the Bloc was hosting. Rumor has it that some of these parties are still going on to this day.
     
    Secondly (and lastly), most people have incorrectly attributed the end of the Cold War to the fall of the Soviet Union. This is not actually the case. You see, the Cold War would have continued if not for the marvelous device known as the microwave oven.
     
    Due to the invention of the Microwave, it quickly went from the "Cold War" to the "Lukewarm War" and then to the "The Plastic is Hot Enough to Melt Carbon but the Inside is still Cold War", causing the whole crisis to blow over and lead us into the clearly peaceful modern age we're living in now, and also perhaps leading to Putin's shirtlessness.
     
     
    Stay tuned for the next edition of "Interesting History with Harmonic" where I'll talk about the 70s.
  3. Harmonic Revelations
    Hello, friends, my computer is fucked.
     
    It is breaking in two halves like it's the Titanic, and there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not in the financial position to fix it or a get a new one, so if it does finally die, which is incredibly likely at this point where it's bending in a location where critical components are located, I can't do anything about it.
     
    So I'm just letting you know that I might be gone for a good while very soon.
     
    For the record, this line is supposed to be flat, but it's not.

     
    Yes, that keyboard is pretty much floating in mid-air due to how bent it is, by the way.
     
    In short, things are not going very well.
  5. Harmonic Revelations
    I have listed some ways to not-die, by compiling a list of things that are likely to kill people:
     
    -Avoid taking damage
    -Avoid disease
    -Avoid Italian Mafia
    -Avoid Fast Food
    -Avoid fun
    -Avoid being bored
    -Avoid not being bored
    -Avoid cars
    -Avoid walking
    -Avoid airplanes
    -Avoid wheelchairs
    -Avoid boats
    -Avoid People
    -Avoid Animals
    -Avoid shelter
    -Avoid food
    -Avoid slipping and falling in the shower
    -Avoid pine cones
    -Avoid Sundays
    -Avoid Sports
    -Avoid blinking
    -Avoid thinking
    -Avoid breathing
    -Avoid dying
  7. Harmonic Revelations
    1.) Open
    and pause it at 5 seconds. 
    2.) Mute the video
     
    3.) Open Scatman by Scatman John, this time not muting it.
     
    4.) Play both simultaneously and watch the Smile video while listening to Scatman's audio.
     
    5.) Explode into many tiny pieces
     
    6.) Enjoy
     
    (Mileage may vary if you don't time it right)
  8. Harmonic Revelations
    Hello, friends, today I'm going to list some punctuation and glyphs that just generally don't get enough usage/l, and I'll even explain how to use them correctly if you so choose. Some punctuation is just really underrated. (Although I admit that the pilcrow is an eye sore, I just kind of put it here to fill up space)
     
    1.) The Interrobang ‽
     
    The Interrobang (‽) is a punctuation mark used to denote a combination of a question and excitement. Basically, it means the same thing as "!?", just as a single punctuation mark. It can also be used to mean it's a rhetorical question.
     
    For example:
     
    "Really‽"
     
    2.) The Dagger †
     
    The dagger (†) is a glyph used in modern times to often represent footnotes. In addition, if used to a year, it denotes a year of death. In addition, if it placed directly before or after a name, it means a person is deceased. The first footnote is denoted by an asterik, the second by a dagger, and the third by a double dagger.
     
    Example:
     
    "Harmonic Revelations†" would mean that I'm dead.
     
    3.) The Pilcrow ¶
     
    The Pilcrow (¶) is used to indent paragraphs so that you can easily tell them apart. It is mostly used if an author does not have much space to write and they wish to conserve the space that they could have used to leave an indent instead.
     
    Example:
     
    ¶It has come to my attention that you have been eating the concrete in the front parking lot. As you know, we can't let you do it. It's not healthy for you or anybody around you. So please refrain from doing so. ¶For all employees in the area, it has been confirmed that there is an alligator in the drinking water supply. To avoid getting yourself eaten by an angry reptile, please stay in your designated areas, thanks!
     
    4.) Section Sign §
     
    The section sign (§) is a character used to denote that you're referring to a specific part of a text. It is most commonly used in legal code.
     
    Example:
     
    "Today I wrestled a bear on top of a moving bus on Mars." (Harmonic's Life stories 2013 § 9.3.1)
     
    ___________________
     
     
    You have now been properly grammarated.
  9. Harmonic Revelations
    Hello, friends, today I'm going to tell you a story.
     
    This weird person named Harmonic Revelations joined this forum, you've probably never heard of it. She was impressed with how kind and accepting the community is, in fact, it opened her up quite a bit socially, and improved her life drastically.
     
    It went as far as to change how she viewed the world, in a good way. It showed her that there were still kind, accepting, open-minded people out there in the world.
     
    In fact, she started to spend quite a lot of time there, and made many, many friends. It has been the single greatest experience in her entire life.
    Now, it has been a full year since that day.
     
    I owe all of my wonderful experiences to you guys, and here's to many more such experiences to come.
     
    Thanks for being an amazing community. I love you all.
    Party hard.
  10. Harmonic Revelations
    So, some of you might remember when I gave away those steam and origin keys a while ago.
     
    Well, once again I have ended up with spares from the humble bundle. Namely one game and two DLC, both for Batman related games, which is why the title is fitting.
     
    Just like last time, LEAVE A COMMENT IF YOU TAKE SOMETHING. Thank you for your cooperation.
    Unlike last time, this time you'll need to sign in to the Humble Bundle website to redeem the products. Other than that, no effort is required on your part other than following the link.
     
    Also unlike last time the pickings are slim this time, so be sure to grab it quick if you want it.
     
     
     
    Batman: Arkham Asylum (Taken by: Antidermis)
     
     
     
    Batman Origins DLC (Working)
     
     
     
    Batman Origins DLC (Working)
     
     
     
     
     
    Once again, thank you all for being awesome. Stay sexy.
     
    Follow my blog if you're interested in future giveaways of this type.
  13. Harmonic Revelations
    Hello, friends. I thought I'd give you a little update about what writing projects I have under the belt at the moment, and how far along they are. So here it is, my progress on the stories being worked on currently.
     
    A Friend (Short Story for Pomfritter):
    I've been working on this one for a few days. I have it about 75% done. Be on the look for it sometime soon. It is a story that follows a moment between Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy while they were fillies in summer flight camp back in Cloudsdale.
     
    Revelations (Harmonic Revelations' Backstory)
    A one-shot story that explains the backstory of my OC. It is a mixture of romance and tragedy, with some action thrown in there. This one is about a fourth of the way done, but I'm making good progress. Expect it sometime later this month.
     
    Reconciliation (Discord One-Shot)
    It has been a while since Discord's redemption and he is learning how to adjust to a life of Harmony, and perhaps he'll do a little bit of adjusting on the ponies, too. This one is just started. Expect it to come out in December.
     
    A Trial (HiE with a twist)
    A simple man has done what so many before him have done, he has taken the life of another. But he did not do it out of self-defense, not out of war, what he did was murder. He has killed many innocents, he has blood on his hands that will never wash away, and he has been put away forever, or so it seems. One day he wakes up in Equestria. Can he redeem himself and learn the magic of friendship, or will Equestria have to learn something?
     
    This story, unlike the others, is episodic and will be released in chapters. If you want to see the full thing, I'd recommend following my blog so you don't miss chapters.
     
     
    If any of these stories catch your attention, you should follow my blog so you don't miss uploads. So that's all the updates I have for now on my roster.
     
    I could use all feedback. Tell me what you think of the projects, which ones excite you, what you'd like to see me write, that kind of thing in the comments.
     
    Don't forget to answer the poll.
  14. Harmonic Revelations
    While not all of us bronies worship Satan, I do at least have some kind of relationship with him.
     
    You see, I first met Lucifer (He prefers to be called Lucy) at a bar in Los Vegas. I was just sitting there, drinking my drink, when he strolls in and takes a seat next to me.
     
    He was looking pretty fly and hip and happening so I gathered my composure and tried to find the words to say. I ended up settling on,
     
    "Wassup, dawg."
     
    In response, Lucy said
    "Not much."
     
    "Same here." I said, with an uneasy look on my face.
     
    "Just call me Lucy, by the way." He said in a cheerful voice.
     
    Then he proceeded to wink at me.

     
    I shifted around in my seat uncomfortably. His advances were unwelcome but at the same time I was talking to a celebrity. One who causes slightly less torment than 1D to the average person.
    We had a few more drinks, and I decided I better get out of there before he tries any funny business, as demonic entities are won't to do. I politely excused myself and headed to my car after paying my tab.
     
    On my drive home, The Devil Went Down to Georgia blasted the entire way home. It rained, and the air smelled murky.
     
    Once I got into my home, I immediately fell asleep, from a mix of the alcohol and it just having been a long night.
     

    When I woke up, I looked at my hand and noticed something, there was a phone number on it, with the words "Lucy <3" next to it. I must have drunk more than I initially estimated. I decided it would be for the best if I at least called the number to check it out.
     
    Once I called the number, I heard a familiar voice.
    "Ashley?" The voice on the other end said
    .
    "Satan?" I asked, showing the same surprise.
    "Gee, I already told you you can just call me Lucy." Satan said in a playful tone.
     
    I blushed as he said this.
     
    We talked and talked for what seemed like hours. It was truly a fun time for both of us. We talked about current events, cooking, and eternal torment. All of the normal things you talk on the phone about. I sat on my bed and lost track of time as we just blabbered about like two teenage girls,
     
    After I was done talking with him about all the basics, I got Satan's Skype name and we still chat from time to time, and that's the truth on my relationship with the Big Red Guy.
  16. Harmonic Revelations
    Long ago, in the kingdom of magic horses with butt tattoos, there were two sisters.
     
    One was named Sunbutt, she raised and lowered the sun, her butt-tattoo was the sun.
     
    The other was Moonbutt, she raised and lowered the moon, her butt tattoo looks like somebody hit her with a pen and it broke sending the ink all over, and then somebody drew a moon over it. Kind of like when you pass out drunk and your friends draw all over you.
     
    Moonbutt noticed that ponies didn't like playing or just generally existing while the world was dark, cold, and full of nocturnal predators (Hmm...I wonder why) and she threw a hissy fit and turned into the modern equivalent of turning emo and rebelling against her parents, including stupid looking headwear and an angsty name (Nightmare MOOOOOOOOON).
     
    She was planning to make the moon stay up forever because there could be no possible consequences of removing the source of plants' food and all warmth from the planet. The plan was infallible. As nothing makes you look good like plummeting the planet into mass extinction.
     
    Sunbutt responded to this laughable threat by banishing her sister to the moon for 1,000 years because that's how despots rule n shizzle.
     
    MANY YEARS LATER:
     
    A purple unicrawn learns about da Nightmare MOOOON and that her trial version of exile is about to expire, she warns Sunbutt that she should redeem Exile as soon as possible. Sunbutt does not listen because she's too busy raising the sun and being a butt.
     
    Sunbutt assumes that Exile works like WinRAR where you don't actually have to buy it to use it.
    The purple Unicrawn is instead sent to a small town to make friends because making friends is always more important than national security (That's why TSA agents get so friendly with airline passengers). She is sent to live in a tree, because living inside a hollow tree is always shown to be good for one's social life.
     
    At the annual festival meant to stroke the despot's ego, she is captured by angsty Luna who then proceeds to hold her for ransom.
     
    Now Twilight Sparkle, along with her Pimpin' dragon and new friends, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and the orange one must band their resources together and defeat Nightmare MOOOON. They will do this using the elements of Harmony, magical stones that kick ass. Will Nightmare MOOOOON get stoned? (Probably, it's only the first episode so I wouldn't assume the good guys would lose)
    Find out in the exciting pilot of MLP: FiM only on THAT CHANNEL ON TV THAT EXISTS TO SELL TOYS!
     
     
     
    HARMONIC SCORE: 10/10
  17. Harmonic Revelations
    Hello, friends. Today I'm going to talk to you about polar bears. Yeah, those white things that are bears and polar, yes, I'm talking about those.
     

     
    So apparently a major problem is arising. These bears of questionable polarity have been swimming for long distances because of global warming. Everybody is complaining about this. Well, Harmonic is here to set the record straight.
     
    First of all, let's get down to the fact of the matter. It's the polar bears' fault that they're drowning. In fact, Coke even had a special where they were more than willing to set Polar Bears up with enough endorsement money for them to move into the Playboy Mansion.
     
    Although to be fair, the ads were kind of creepy.

    "I'll swallow your soul."


     
     
    So what are we to do? If the Polar Bears aren't even productive enough to go job hunting than it is natural that they would end up homeless. We don't hear people complaining about homeless shelters melting, so why polar ice caps (To be fair, most of the people who would complain died in mysterious accidents that may or may not be homeless shelter related)?
     
    See? It's not so bad. It's not our fault that they don't want to live enough. Plus, if they wanted they could move into the cities and join the Olympic swimming teams of whatever country they end up in.
    This could definitely hook them up to the extent that they don't need to live on those pesky chunks of floating ice.
     
    In addition, once the polar bears are out of the way, it gives us more room for factories and oil-rigs.

     
     
     

    Seeing these gives you the same warm feeling you get when cuddling with a puppy.


     
    So, for all intents and purposes, the melting in the arctic is for the better. Not only does it give us more room for what I'm going to be calling Arctic Fun Centers for the rest of the article, but that the rest of the uninformed world calls "Oil-Rigs". Arctic Fun Centers don't fail often enough to cause concern, because even if they do fail, if nobody gets told about it, nobody feels bad. Problem solved.
     
    So what if it covers animals in oil? Black is the coolest color ever. I would be honored to be covered in black gold, it's the pimpingest thing since a suit made entirely out of jewel-encrusted gold. These animals are simply receiving a gesture of good will from the arctic fun centers.


    "Ladies"


    The best part of Arctic Fun Centers is that they are able to extract one of the most valuable resources. Oil is valued for it's ability to teleport money from your wallet into the wallet of the Oil companies, thus it is invaluable and as much of it must be harvested as possible.
     
    All in all, this Polar Bear situation isn't as bad as it is made out to be. People need to look at the positives instead of focusing on the negatives, at least until you run out of money to throw at oil companies.
     
    Industry on, my friends.
     

    This message is sponsored by the Society for The Advancement of Gooey Black Sea Life.


  18. Harmonic Revelations
    Hello, friends, today I'm here to talk to you about the crazy ass fish that have been washing up on the coasts of the US recently.
     
    (No, the Crazy Ass Fish is not it's official name, even if it should be)
     
    Here is a picture of one.

    What's crazy about it is that these things grow to be up to fifty feet long.
     
    They are called Oarfish, and scientists guesstimate that they are what inspired all those ancient legends about sea serpents and sea monsters.
     
    This is the second one seen in the past few weeks along the CA coast, which is weird because they usually live further in the ocean away from the coast, in the deep cold water.
     
     
    I have a theory as to why these fish are appearing.
     
    So, remember that weird place with the anime and all that? Japan?
     
    Remember that nuclear meltdown they had?
     
     
    It turns out the radiation and nuclear waste is still leaking out, and it's only getting worse as time goes on. One of the side effects of this nuclear waste being leaked into the ocean is warmer ocean temp. This has no doubt sent fish used to cold damp dark water searching for more damp dark water now that their original water is kind of radioactive waste that's extremely hot and violatile.
     
    So these Oarfish are all like
     
    "Ah, m8, wat da fuk is dis" and they swim over towards the CA coast, and they decide that it's better to take their chances and try to grow legs and lungs than to stick around in the toxic water, so they swim and die right on the beaches.
     
    And den the womenz on da beach r liek
     
    "HEY LOOK IT'S SEAMONSTER LEL SWEG" before they high five eachother in slow motion and go down to take a picture with it and send it to the news.

    This would explain it, because crazy fish is really crazy.
     
    I guess what I'm saying is that we're destroying our environment, and this is causing all kinds of deep water fish to die because we're selfish. We're literally forcing them up onto the beaches where they die because we're not fixing the mess that we ourselves are responsible for, and the wild life is paying the price.
     
    Look on the bright side.
     
    At least the arctic is still okay.
  19. Harmonic Revelations
    Here is some of the absolutely fantastic art that artists have drawn of my OC over time. I hope you enjoy!
     
    I appreciate all of this wonderful art, and hope to continue expanding on this collection as time goes by!
     
    (This is also kind of a way for me to keep this all in one place for future reference and linking)
     
     
    Harmonic Revelations: Done by Firebolt
     
     
     
    R63 Harmonic Revelations: Done by Firebolt
     
     
     
     
    Harmonic R63 with Cutie Mark fixed: Done by Firebolt, Cutie mark fixed by me
     
     
     
    Fabulous Mini-Harmonic: Done by Togetic/Art Streak/Ashley
     
     
    Harmonic with Pen Sword Things: By Psyche Clops
     
     
     
    Harmonic Blushing: By Rainbow Dashey
     
     
     
    Harmonic Riding His Pet: By Preeminent Pisces
     
     
    Harmonic Revelations Sketch: Done by Dilarus
     
     
     
  20. Harmonic Revelations

    Puns.

    By Harmonic Revelations,

    Hello, friends, today I'm going to talk about puns.
     
    Well, you saw the title, and now you've clicked on it, and what comes next, you have brought upon yourself.
     
     
    What is zombies' favorite song?
     
     
     
     
    What is Pizza Hut's favorite landmark?
     
     
     
     
    Why did the congressman want balloons to be the official currency?
     
     
     
     
    What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay?
     
     
     
     
    Why was the doctor in a rush to quit?
     
     
     
     
    What did the Beholder say to the Officer who pulled him over?
     
     
     
     
    You probably lost a brain cells from reading those, but it was worth it, wasn't it?
  21. Harmonic Revelations
    I saw something horribly racist posted on a bin outside of a building today:
     
     
     
     
    What makes them think that just because it's white it somehow deserves it's own separate bin? What's even worse is that these signs of segregation get posted in public places. Like Town Hall, and even our schools!
     
    Construction paper is just as useful, and we should not tolerate this kind of racism.
     
    I mean, it's 2013, we are beyond this racism, but apparently the trash companies and environmentalists don't think so.
     
    That's right, Recycling companies, we're onto your little scheme. We won't accept your intolerance of all the different kinds of papers!
     
    VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
  22. Harmonic Revelations
    I had Amelia come into my life at a very turbulent time. Amelia was everything I had ever wanted in a woman. I had found myself enchanted, stricken by her. I knew she had to be mine, but you see, Amelia only deserved the best. I am no barbarian, I am a gentleman.
     
    I had to find something to seal our love. Something wonderful, something beautiful, something pure. Some place we could be together forever. I thought I had found the perfect solution.
     
    I found a large cabin for sale partway up the Galdhai mountain. It was perfect. All the room we'd ever know, and more. A nice beautiful location, far away from city life. When I first stepped into the front gate, I felt like this was a place where me and Amelia could truly be happy.
     
    I knew that she would be mine.
     
    I walked inside, and acknowledged the masterfully crafted handmade furniture already in the home. There were two doors on the opposite side of the room from the entrance, one led to the workshop and one led to the basement.
     
    I headed into the workshop. Amelia must be mine.
     
    ___________________________________________________________________________
    Many years later...
     
    Jessica and I walked up the rocky slope of the mountain. Galdhai, as they called it. I walked slowly, waiting up for Jessica. After all, this was supposed to be a vacation, I was going to enjoy it. We had to save up a while to save enough money to go to Norway, but from how beautiful the scenery has been thusfar, it is safe to assume that it is well worth it.
     
    We came up on a relatively large flat plain after a while, a seemingly out-of-place dip in the mountain. All around us were trees and grass here. This place literally seemed to be some kind of grotto. I was day dreaming, out-of-it while looking at the beautiful trees.
     
    "Over here, Jacob!" Jessica yelled to me. Her soft voice made me jump, as I had been lost deep in thought.
     
    I followed after her voice, moving between the trees, until I saw what she had found. We had stumbled upon a dilapidated house. The home still retained some beauty, however, in it's serenity. It was clear that nature had begun reclaiming this home, as the trees bent inwards and the leaves brushed against the shuttered-roof of this now long abandoned home.
     
    The house appeared to have three floors, with a balcony in front, on the third floor. It was standard in cabin shape. A few yards in front of the front door, there was a statue of a woman weeping. The hands were covering the face, so if this statue was meant to be anybody in particular, I had no way to tell.
     
    The place was honestly starting to creep me out a little bit. I walked up to Jessica, putting my hand on her shoulder.
     
    "We should really get out of here, we won't make it to the mountain's summit on schedule if we stick around here too long." I said.
     
    As if in response to my words, the sky darkened, and heavy snow began to fall. This turn of events meant that getting back to camp would not be an option and advancing further up the mountain would almost certainly yield nothing but death. We had no choice but to enter the house.
     
    "I'll go in first." I said, putting one hand on the door knob and twisting it slowly, pulling the door open. A strange cold breeze blew into my face. It was already cold outside, but this breeze was difference. It wasn't just something cold, it was more than that.
     
    I took out my flashlight and turned it on, walking inside, Jessica following closely behind me.
     
    Once inside, I was relieved, it appeared to be a simple home. Although abandoned and in questionable condition, the sense of dread the breeze had given me had faded away. I looked around the room. Inside was a table, with four chairs, one chair turned over, a fireplace, and two doors side-by-side on the opposite side of the room from the exit. Old wooden shelves lined the walls, some were falling apart with age.
     
    I approached the fireplace. It was lit, and it's warmth was comforting. I had Jessica sit down next to it. I knew that she definitely needed some time to warm up, I decided I must as well explore until the storm lets up.
     
    I tried the first door, it was positioned left of the other door. I tried to open it, but it would not budge. Looking around it, I noticed that there was a dusty sign above the door. I wiped off the dust and looked at it once more. It read "Workshop", although some of the lettering had faded.
     
    I decided to try the other door. It had a sign reading basement above it. I figured maybe I could find some fire wood or something else to keep occupied until the storm stops. I walked down the steps, with each step I took, the creaking seemed louder. I knew that this was just me being paranoid, so I pressed forward.
     
    Once at the bottom of the staircase, I could see that the room only really had one thing of interest. In the middle of the room there was an ax. I reached out my hand and grabbed the handle, the handle was cold like ice.
     
    Suddenly the room started shaking, lights flickering. It felt like a high-magnitude earthquake. Bookcases and tables were flipping over. I collapsed onto the ground, and everything went black.
  23. Harmonic Revelations
    I was messing around, and I just noticed that in the GIMP "Sparkle" effect, Spike is a variable.

     
     
    Interesting, GIMP. Interesting indeed.

     
     
    I assume that if you crank Spike Length and Spike Points up to the maximum values that he'll climb out of your screen like that girl in the Ring, but I haven't tried it.
  24. Harmonic Revelations
    Harmonic is here today to talk to you about drama, specifically, the drama happening right this second, and why it needs to stop.
     
    I'm going to go ahead and point out first of all that none of you understand the situation. You weren't in the conversation. Bans are between the staff and the user, not between the staff and say 20 or 30 users, and it's none of your business why it happened or whether or not it's permanent.
     
    I view myself as an unbiased person. I can however say that I trust the staff enough to know that if they banned somebody, they had a good reason. If they didn't, the staff would resolve it themselves and you shouldn't spam as it is pointless and self-harming to your cause. You're not going to make the staff reverse their decision by breaking more rules.
     
    I understand your concerns but you must realize that you're not going to change the staff team's mind by reacting like this. This is not a biased decision, he broke the rules, that's the end of it. I think Artemis made his reasons for banning him clear and concise, and I personally think that he made the right choice.
     
    You complain when the staff doesn't do their job and now you're complaining because they are. This is something you shouldn't be doing, as it is extremely confusing and counterproductive.
     
     
    Be reasonable, people. All you're doing by screaming and shouting about it is creating unnecessary drama that definitely will not help your cause. Please, just sit back and take a deep breath so we can sort this out like rational people.
  25. Harmonic Revelations
    Race: Chair (Prefers the term Wooden Equestrian, Chair has a stigma attached)
     
    Sex: Male
     
    Age: 27 (In Chair Years)
     
    Cutie Mark: None
     
    Appearance: A finely furnished chair with beautiful shine, four legs, and a decorative back rest. In the right light, he has a brilliant periwinkle shine on his legs.
     
    Backstory:
    Fernando was born in the humble city of Canterlot to a furnisher named Extravagant Tapestry. Fernando was designed as a chair for the royal castle, originally. However, the castle had recently been rethemed and Fernando would no longer fit in with the decor. He was thrown out, scrapped, he felt abandoned, alone, he just wanted someone to be his companion.
     
    On the streets of Canterlot, Fernando waited for a pony to find him, one who would truly care about him.
     
    Fernando first met the green pony named Harmonic Revelations while Harmonic was desperate to find a friend. Fernando immediately saw that he and Harmonic were meant for each other, so he decided to try to get to know him.
     
    Fernando lives with Harmonic. Fernando enjoys Pina-Coladas and getting caught in the rain. He has a way with words and has been hailed by many as one of the greatest play-wrights of their generation. He is passionate about philosophy and spends many nights thinking about the meaning of life and why some chairs are more wealthy than other chairs, and then about why wealth exists.
     
    Fernando now lives a quiet and peaceful life. He retired after writing his best selling compilation of his poems, called A Frame of Wood, A Heart of Gold. Including such classics as The Plot Groove, Loose Framework, Stand By Me (Or Sit On Me), and more.
     

     
    Personality:
     
    Fernando is very well-tempered and is calm in almost every situation. He does however have a problem with laziness, many ponies claim that he has never moved once, although this seems unlikely, it is most likely just a rumor.
     
    Fernando is very empathetic and strongly dislikes seeing sad ponies around him, he tries to provide comfort to those in need. He will do anything for anybody, he will give you the wood off his back if it means that you will be happy.
     
    Fernando is flirty, and takes a particular interest in mares. For this reason, he is unpopular among the Canterlot elite who consider him lewd, however, he has fought this claim tooth and nail, as he feels that it is slandering his reputation. In truth, Fernando feels that he is just flirty, not obscene. He always tries to be as respectful as he possibly can.
     
    Fernando speaks quite formally, and does not often use slang or anything that serves the same purpose. He prefers words like "Hello" over words like "Hi".
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