Ask Lord Megatron

[The Dark Lord 332]

Ask me your questions now you puny life forms, and make sure they are worth my time.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Do you run a *nix of sorts? if you don't... thou should be ashamed of yourself!

[The Dark Lord 332]

Do not sully this section Penguin. But to answer your question, I run Linux. It's all I can use on this dirtball planet

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Good choice, have you anything to ask ur ally maybe? .-.

[The Dark Lord 332]

Why can't penguins fly

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Aren't going to ask on my ask me page? .-.

[The Dark Lord 332]

no...yeah

[Jeric 46,883]

Why is G1 Megatron best Megatron?

[The Dark Lord 332]

Why is G1 Megatron best Megatron?

The very first me from the original series was the best. He was a leader, tactician, ruthless and actually turned into a usable weapon himself. Very cool. Too bad I don't do that anymore.

Edited July 2, 2014 by Lord Megatron

[Darker 1,352]

If you went to Equestria, which villain would you ally to?

[The Dark Lord 332]

If you went to Equestria, which villain would you ally to?

That pitiful planet couldn't possibly have anyone of worth to me, but if I had to choose, I would pick Chrysalis. At the very least, he hordes of underlings would provide semi-decent cannon fodder.

[Darker 1,352]

So, is Starcream still useful? Or has he never been useful to begin with?

Edited August 25, 2014 by Darker

[The Dark Lord 332]

So, is Starcream still useful? Or has he never been useful to begin with?

He has his uses when he's not undermining me every time I set foot off of my ship. 

[Darker 1,352]

What is the thing you hate the most about Optimus Prime?

[The Dark Lord 332]

What is the thing you hate the most about Optimus Prime?

 

His disgusting fondness for weaker creatures, like those humans. I just don't get it.

[Darker 1,352]

His disgusting fondness for weaker creatures, like those humans. I just don't get it.

Have you ever tried understanding that fondness?

[The Dark Lord 332]

Have you ever tried understanding that fondness?

I don't attempt to understand those who are beneath me. I will crush them all the same.

[Darker 1,352]

I don't attempt to understand those who are beneath me. I will crush them all the same.

Would you admit it if someone was beyond your level?

[The Dark Lord 332]

Would you admit it if someone was beyond your level?

Of course not. I would never make myself look weak in any way. 

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Ever play sports with parents around?

[The Dark Lord 332]

Ever play sports with parents around?

 

Is that a code or sex? jk, of course I have.

[Discorded flutter 15]

Oh yes tranformers animated megatron! You have been put to justice yes? How dare you make prowl umm... willingly ummm.... kill himself.. umm.... well den i dont really know what to say other than i hate you and i may have teamed with starscream to anailate you once.... umm yeah PONYPORT! *teleports to the moon with pip*

[The Dark Lord 332]

Oh yes tranformers animated megatron! You have been put to justice yes? How dare you make prowl umm... willingly ummm.... kill himself.. umm.... well den i dont really know what to say other than i hate you and i may have teamed with starscream to anailate you once.... umm yeah PONYPORT! *teleports to the moon with pip*

 

I got out on good behavior and will now exact my vengeance. That being said...*spacebridges to the moon and blows a hole in your skull with my fusion cannon* 

 

One down.

[Discorded flutter 15]

oh megatron dont you know alicorns dont die*ponyports megatron back to were ever he was released from* i do have good news tho.... starscream died and his last words were i will destoy you... i dunno what it means

[The Dark Lord 332]

oh megatron dont you know alicorns dont die*ponyports megatron back to were ever he was released from* i do have good news tho.... starscream died and his last words were i will destoy you... i dunno what it means

 

Knowing him, whatever it means will be a pain in my side.