Ask 42 or his OCs

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

(Aero:) Why are you using a plural in the title? I'm your only OC.

(42:) Yeah, but I may create more later. I'm using a flexible title

 

That's... Wait, I think we're on now.

We are? Whoops! Uh, hello everypony! I'm 42. This is where you can ask me or my OCs anything you like.

Can you please stop using a plural for 'OC'? Besides, I don't think we're really willing to answer anything they like...

And the stick in the mud is my fictional OC, Aero Wind. Or Aero, for short.

I thought we agreed that you wouldn't mention I'm fictional. That just makes everything confusing.

It was only a guideline. Anyway, you can find my character profile here and Aero's character profile here.

You don't have a character profile. You're non-fictional. That's your account's profile page.

Aero! What did we agree upon earlier?

Not to call each other fictional or non-fictional?

Exactly!

But you just— Oh, never mind.

Well, everypony, when you're ready, ask away.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Me likey your glasses, Aero!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Me likey your glasses, Aero!

Thanks! They're prescription glasses. I'm farsighted, so I need them to read things in front of me. Otherwise, everything close to me appears all blurry!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Hmm... sorry if this seems insulting, but I just wanna make sure those work alright. Can you read this text?

 

*holds up a sign reading 'I, 8, P, P,'*

Edited July 2, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Hmm... sorry if this seems insulting, but I just wanna make sure those work alright. Can you read this text?

 

*holds up a sign reading 'I, 8, P, P,'*

Sure! It says "I, 8, P, P."

 

*Laughs* You walked right into that one, Aero.

 

Walked right into what? Oh... Hey, that wasn't a very nice trick!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Yeah, you're right. *hands knife* There, you can get me back.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Yeah, you're right. *hands knife* There, you can get me back.

You mean stab you? No way! I'm not a violent pony! Don't worry, I'm not the kind to hold grudges over minor things.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

No, I meant slash my wallet open and take all the money you want.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

No, I meant slash my wallet open and take all the money you want.

I'm also not a thieving pony! Please, take the knife back. I don't want to get back at you.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

You could slice bread with it and make a sandwich, and savour every bite of that sandwich right in front of me.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

You could slice bread with it and make a sandwich, and savour every bite of that sandwich right in front of me.

At least that suggestion isn't illegal. Since you're so determined for me to get back at you in some way, I guess I'll do that.

 

*Uses the knife to create a hay sandwich, and eats it slowly while savoring each bite in front of Blue Eclipse*

 

*Swipes the knife to make his own sandwich as well*

 

*Swipes knife back from 42 and gives it back to Blue Eclipse* Are you happy now? Please don't ask me to do something else like that.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Fine, Aero.

 

Hey, you might wanna take your hoof off that cursed plushie. Riley told me what happened to him that time he encountered a cursed plushie.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

Fine, Aero.

 

Hey, you might wanna take your hoof off that cursed plushie. Riley told me what happened to him that time he encountered a cursed plushie.

*Takes hoof off cursed plushie* It's cursed? So... what happened to Riley when he touched a cursed plushie?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*Takes hoof off cursed plushie* It's cursed? So... what happened to Riley when he touched a cursed plushie?

Well, his skin began turning to fabric, his insides were replaced with fluff, he started shrinking, he lost the ability to move or speak, and... yeeeaaah, it's too late for you.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, his skin began turning to fabric, his insides were replaced with fluff, he started shrinking, he lost the ability to move or speak, and... yeeeaaah, it's too late for you.

What?! No! This is like a horror story come true! I don't want to be fabric and fluff! NOOOOOOOOO... *Scream is cut off as the transformation into a plushie completes*

 

Well, great, Aero's just became a plushie. So, is there any way for me to turn him back?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

What?! No! This is like a horror story come true! I don't want to be fabric and fluff! NOOOOOOOOO... *Scream is cut off as the transformation into a plushie completes*

 

Well, great, Aero's just became a plushie. So, is there any way for me to turn him back?

You have to give him attention. The cursed doll represents the attention the owner wanted. Witn attention, Aero should become flesh and blood again.

 

Oh, and ask him what horror story he was referring to when he turns back.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You have to give him attention. The cursed doll represents the attention the owner wanted. Witn attention, Aero should become flesh and blood again.

 

Oh, and ask him what horror story he was referring to when he turns back.

Alright then. *Picks up Aero and hugs him* You're just the cutest little pony plushie! Yes you are! Yes you are!

 

*A few hours of attention-giving later*

 

*The plushie curse vanishes, and Aero becomes a normal pony again*

 

I... I can speak again! I can move! I'm back to normal!

 

Hey, welcome back, Aero! By the way, while you were a plushie, Blue Eclipse asked what horror story you were referring to when you were turning into a plushie.

 

What?! He wants to know that?! I've just had a traumatic experience, thank you very much! Do you really expect me to remember something as trivial as that?!

Edited July 2, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Alright then. *Picks up Aero and hugs him* You're just the cutest little pony plushie! Yes you are! Yes you are!

 

*A few hours of attention-giving later*

 

*The plushie curse vanishes, and Aero becomes a normal pony again*

 

I... I can speak again! I can move! I'm back to normal!

 

Hey, welcome back, Aero! By the way, while you were a plushie, Blue Eclipse asked what horror story you were referring to when you were turning into a plushie.

 

What?! He wants to know that?! I've just had a traumatic experience, thank you very much! Do you really expect me to remember something as trivial as that?!

Yes. Yes we do.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yes. Yes we do.

Well, I don't! If you remind me what I said, I might be able to remember, but I can't promise anything.

 

Your exact words were "This is like a horror story come true."

 

Nope, can't remember. Chances are, I was referring to the horror genre in general rather than a specific story.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Well, I don't! If you remind me what I said, I might be able to remember, but I can't promise anything.

 

Your exact words were "This is like a horror story come true."

 

Nope, can't remember. Chances are, I was referring to the horror genre in general rather than a specific story.

You mean "the horror genre in general" is about cute, cuddly little plushies?

Edited July 2, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You mean "the horror genre in general' is about cute, cuddly little plushies?

No, I meant the horror in being trapped alive while completely helpless. Indeed, it wasn't a nice experience being treated as if I was a foal while 42 was giving me attention to break the curse, but I was helpless and couldn't do anything about it.

 

You didn't like how I treated you when you were a plushie?

 

I'm a full grown stallion, 42, not a little foal.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No, I meant the horror in being trapped alive while completely helpless. Indeed, it wasn't a nice experience being treated as if I was a foal while 42 was giving me attention to break the curse, but I was helpless and couldn't do anything about it.

 

You didn't like how I treated you when you were a plushie?

 

I'm a full grown stallion, 42, not a little foal.

Ah, that makes sense. But Escapade tells me that ponies who fall victim to the curse are unable to pain while in plushie form.

 

If you think that experience was scary, how about I let Anala tell you what she did to Riley while he was a plushie?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ah, that makes sense. But Escapade tells me that ponies who fall victim to the curse are unable to pain while in plushie form.

 

If you think that experience was scary, how about I let Anala tell you what she did to Riley while he was a plushie?

Certainly. Well, as long as it's not too scary...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Certainly. Well, as long as it's not too scary...

Well, when I took him home, I got some scissors, and slowly moved them closer towards him. Just when I was about to cut him in half, I put the scissors away, and said, "You really fell for that one, didn't you?"

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, when I took him home, I got some scissors, and slowly moved them closer towards him. Just when I was about to cut him in half, I put the scissors away, and said, "You really fell for that one, didn't you?"

That sounds very morbid... and dangerous... I mean, what would've happened if your hoof slipped or something?