Ask KOS-MOS

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

 

I am KOS-MOS, an android was designed by Vector Enterprises as an intergalactic weapon mainly to combat creatures known as the Gnosis. My complex neural algorithms allow me to communicate with humans in the form of speech, as I am doing right now. This essentially means that I am sentient.

 

My creators have ordered me to further study human behavior so that I may properly emulate it. They believe that I am able to exceed the limitations of my original programming to become more human.

 

In order to fascinate this research, I have created this thread in order to see what questions humans typically ask.

 

I will respond to any of your queries, but this does not guarantee that every response will be correct. My response accuracy can be measured as approximately 83.65%.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Shion Uzuki

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

There's just one thing I have to ask you:

 

http://youtu.be/wKQOFkpMD0o

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-06 at 4:39 AM, Wind Chaser said:

There's just one thing I have to ask you:

 

http://youtu.be/wKQOFkpMD0o

If you mean to continue the syntax of your sentence with the title of this song, my response to "Who made who?" is that parents over generations have created humans. Androids like myself have been developed by a team of humans cooperating in unison. Prior to the existence of humans, other creatures continuously evolved to form them. And prior to the existence of these early creatures, little information is known.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Why are you called KOS-MOS?

[NightGuard 251]

What is the answer to these unanswered math problems?

 

Do any odd perfect numbers exist?

 

Are there infinitely many perfect numbers?

 

Do quasiperfect numbers exist?

 

Do any odd weird numbers exist?

 

Do any Lychrel numbers exist?

 

Is 10 a solitary number?

 

Do any Taxicab(5, 2, n) exist for n>1?

Edited July 6, 2014 by NightGuard

[SparklingSquirrels 21,356]

Why hello KOS-MOS, I hope your processors are running smoothly.

 

My question is: What do you look like? Are you like that girl in your avatar, or are you a humanoid robot and look like that Arylett girl?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Ever play sports with parents around?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-06 at 6:53 PM, FortyTwo42 said:

Why are you called KOS-MOS?

I am called KOS-MOS because that is what my creator and their team chose to title me. It stands for Kosmos Obey Strategical Multiple Operation System. Though I am not certain why they chose some of these words, as the syntax is non-sequitur and nonsensical as according to the laws of the English language.

 

  On 2014-07-07 at 3:49 AM, SparklingSwirls said:

Why hello KOS-MOS, I hope your processors are running smoothly.

 

My question is: What do you look like? Are you like that girl in your avatar, or are you a humanoid robot and look like that Arylett girl?

I have two appearances which I am able to switch between depending on which program is activated. My regular appearance is that which you see in my profile picture. The appearance of my Arylett program is of a young human woman.

 

  On 2014-07-07 at 3:52 AM, Dattebayo said:

Ever play sports with parents around?

I do not have parents. But if you qualify my creator as a parent, I do practice in physical training exercises to test my weapons capabilities which could be said to resemble sports.

 

  On 2014-07-06 at 7:02 PM, NightGuard said:

What is the answer to these unanswered math problems?

 

1. Do any odd perfect numbers exist?

 

2. Are there infinitely many perfect numbers?

 

3. Do quasiperfect numbers exist?

 

4. Do any odd weird numbers exist?

 

5. Do any Lychrel numbers exist?

 

6. Is 10 a solitary number?

 

7. Do any Taxicab(5, 2, n) exist for n>1?

I have numbered each of your questions for sake of ease.

 

However, I will warn you in advance about the accuracy of my responses - due to a glitch in my programming, I am unable to consciously access the complex algorithms used to maintain my thoughts. Because of this, my understanding of much mathematical theory is rudimentary at best. I am working with my creator to repair this glitch, but the accuracy of my responses will likely be 20.66%.

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. No.
5. No.
6. Yes.
7. All taxicabs exist.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Do you have any weapon systems?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-10 at 5:33 PM, FortyTwo42 said:

Do you have any weapon systems?

My primary purpose is to serve as a weapon against the Gnosis and other threats to humanity. Therefore, I am equipped with a wide variety of weapon systems, which include and are not limited to: a drill, a dragon, a Gnosis absorption crystal, a particle multi-split phase cannon, a hammer, and a blade.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Is everything alright, KOS-MOS? I've heard you've been completely shut down.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-14 at 1:08 PM, FortyTwo42 said:

Is everything alright, KOS-MOS? I've heard you've been completely shut down.

 

I suffered a minor shutdown due to an overload of my mexculectoral processing component from an excess of 42, but it has since repaired by my creators. Now, I am functioning within sufficient parameters.

[Lordav 3,427]

How many white dwarf stars were in our galaxy yesterday at 18:04 CET?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Ever been in love?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

 

  On 2014-07-14 at 1:49 PM, lordav said:

How many white dwarf stars were in our galaxy yesterday at 18:04 CET?

 

Amount of white dwarf stars in the Milkyway Galaxy, July 13th 4767TC 18:04 CET: Approximately 2,000,000,000. The exact number is unknown and cannot be appropriately gauged by my systems.

 

 

  On 2014-07-14 at 2:06 PM, NioniosTheRenegade said:

Ever been in love?

 

Being an android, I am not yet capable of that function. This feature will be later added in KOS-MOS Software Update 9.63.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Shion Uzuki

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Where have you gone? I never see you in the forum games anymore.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-16 at 7:38 PM, FortyTwo42 said:

Where have you gone? I never see you in the forum games anymore.

 

I am still here, but in a different form. The form I have taken is as one of my creators, Shion Uzuki. I have activated a program to imitate her mannerisms and appearance, as Ziggurat 8 has told me that  cold and mechanical mannerisms are intimidating to the other users.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Do you believe in magic?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-16 at 10:20 PM, NioniosTheRenegade said:

Do you believe in magic?

 

My database indicates this to be an archaic term for "Ether." As Ether exists and is harnessed in a very common form during this time, logic would indicate that I must believe in it.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Have you ever seen an angel?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-18 at 1:17 PM, NioniosTheRenegade said:

Have you ever seen an angel?

 

I have seen beings that resemble the common depiction of an angel, and have several functions within myself that are able to imitate the cosmetic appearance of such a creature. However, I do not believe that I have seen the actual supernatural being that bears this name.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Do you know Shion Uzuki?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-21 at 2:50 PM, FortyTwo42 said:

Do you know Shion Uzuki?

 

Yes. Shion Uzuki is one of my creators, who works for the organization of Vector Enterprises in its First Division. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

How many creators do you have?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

  On 2014-07-21 at 2:52 PM, FortyTwo42 said:

How many creators do you have?

 

I cannot accurately ascertain that number, but I would estimate about 42. A very large team of Vector employees have worked on my creation, due to the various complex variables that compose my construction.