Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Star Racer 198]

My bathtub! Which is weird cause no one in my house uses it anymore, since the shower is so much more relaxing.

[Grepper 3,192]

How can you kill someone with a bathtub? I digress.

 

*Administers blunt force trauma by shoe.*

[KeithDJohnson 40]

Seeing that didn't work. I grab the nearest cd to my left. Hoping for decapitation, chuck it and barely makes a cut. Victim picks cd up to see that it's the Rolling Stones. Watch out for stones.

[Star Racer 198]

How can you kill someone with a bathtub? I digress.

 

*Administers blunt force trauma by shoe.*

Drowning, blunt force trauma, more blunt force trauma, electrocution, electrocution, more blunt force trauma, drowning, etc.

 

By the way, its still my bathtub.

[Grepper 3,192]

Seeing that didn't work. I grab the nearest cd to my left. Hoping for decapitation, chuck it and barely makes a cut. Victim picks cd up to see that it's the Rolling Stones. Watch out for stones.

 

Kills you by grabbing the nearest fork and sticking it down your throat. I reach all the way down to your stomach and pull out half-digested sauerkraut.

Edited April 29, 2015 by MysteriousGrepper

[KeithDJohnson 40]

Wait, I'm made out of wood. Forks won't penetrate.

[Grepper 3,192]

Stuck it down your throat, not through. It didn't work?

Gas and Matches!!!

[Star Racer 198]

Can i live in your house now? Sounds like a really fun place.

 

A mirror....maybe you can watch the tranaformations that happen each time i bash your face in with it.

[Grepper 3,192]

I give you a can of spray napalm, telling you it's whipped cream. Feel free to imagine the rest.

[Star Racer 198]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, but too bad, cause imma kill ua with.....*dramatic drumroll* HAND SOAP!!!!

[Grepper 3,192]

While somehow dying from soap(?) I stick a lit pipe bomb in your back pants pocket.

[Star Racer 198]

"But im wearing sandals!"

 

To my left-toilet paper roll that someone forgot to take back to the restroom after bloqing their nose...

[Grepper 3,192]

Smashes my acoustic guitar over your head.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Death by Masks...............................

[Star Racer 198]

Smashes my acoustic guitar over your head.

What a waste, i could have played twinkle twinkle little star for you.

 

To my left, garbage bag.

[Grepper 3,192]

Smothers you to death with a knockoff Fluttershy plushie.

[KeithDJohnson 40]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, but too bad, cause imma kill ua with.....*dramatic drumroll* HAND SOAP!!!!

Not before your laptop falls into your bathtub.

 

Stuck it down your throat, not through. It didn't work?

Gas and Matches!!!

 

I painted three coats with fire repellent paint. Where did the gas came from? Don't pass out from the vapors. Next my snake bowl crashed and turned into a giant black and white venomous snake that can devour immortal spirits. See I'm not making this stuff up look here.

Edited April 29, 2015 by KeithDJohnson

[Grepper 3,192]

I suppose you meant to post this link: http://mlpforums.com/topic/81404-post-a-pic-of-your-desk/page-4#entry3710160

 

*Launches nuclear missiles*

ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!!!!!!1!!1!!

[Star Racer 198]

Not before your laptop falls into your bathtub.

 

I use mobile version.

My sink.

[Grepper 3,192]

Fatally modifies your brain with my 1337 Hacking skillz.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

*bops you over the head with a plastic bottle*

 

Hmm... I might need something a little heavier.

[Grepper 3,192]

PLASTIC BOTTLE worked! MysteriousGrepper is dead.

 

I retaliate by sticking a grenade in a burrito and feeding it to you.

Edited April 29, 2015 by MysteriousGrepper

[KeithDJohnson 40]

Hold up. My snake and I escaped the blast into the sewers. Now here we come seeking up and through everyone who posts next, their toilet. Well I died too. Water logged. I leave my snake to do the rest.

[Star Racer 198]

Funny thing, i just left the restroom.

 

Countertop.

[Grepper 3,192]

Kills snake with shitgun.

EDIT: Wow, what a typo!