Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,435]

Apparently the death item would be my tablet which is also playing an Angry Joe video right now. What a privilege. XD

[Ocean Melody 116]

Your choice: a desk or the person in the desk

[Lulaypp 2,555]

A green comb? 

[LittleMac 3,085]

A baby!!!!

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

 

I will do the most horrible thing to you... The item i have is.... PAPERS! I will cut you with papers!

 

 

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

There is nothing left of me.

[LittleMac 3,085]

Fluttershy, kill!

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Here comes the Smooooooooooze!

[Grepper 3,192]

I revive this sleeping thread and hit you over the head with it.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I have mustard... I shall drown you in mustard!

[EmeraldRarity 102]

The wall, can I borrow your head

[Guest]

You shall die by an empty bottle of shampoo!

[EmeraldRarity 102]

My computer tower, it's heavy sure to kill you if i can chuck it at your head

[Grepper 3,192]

I pour full strength vinegar down your throat.

 

The vinegar available at the store is around 5% concentrated, so this stuff is twenty times stronger. (Man, that's gotta burn!)

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

A heap of burning Jalapéno peppers. This is gonna burn.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Just air, so...

 

[LittleMac 3,085]

I smother you with a beanie chair

[Grepper 3,192]

I fatally burn you with a soldering iron.

[Ocean Melody 116]

a cough drop

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

 

My wallet... I got nothing ;_;

[Mjctechguy 193]

*throws a wii remote*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A plastic baggie.

 

...Oh dear. I guess I could cut it open and ignore those warnings companies put on trash bags about keeping them away from children

[EmeraldRarity 102]

A glass drinking jar, I beat you with it

[JacelynUSB 288]

Since I have alot of things to my left, I shall put them together, and then kill you with that

*after crafting for a bit*

OK, I know have the deadly mix of a pen, Hatsune Miku tie, Lyra figure, Scrabble board, VCR, fan, and harmonica.

[EmeraldRarity 102]

Ah shit, I got carrots. Do you think i can choke you with them :3