Star Racer 198 April 28, 2015 Share April 28, 2015 My bathtub! Which is weird cause no one in my house uses it anymore, since the shower is so much more relaxing. Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 28, 2015 Share April 28, 2015 How can you kill someone with a bathtub? I digress. *Administers blunt force trauma by shoe.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithDJohnson 40 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Seeing that didn't work. I grab the nearest cd to my left. Hoping for decapitation, chuck it and barely makes a cut. Victim picks cd up to see that it's the Rolling Stones. Watch out for stones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Racer 198 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 How can you kill someone with a bathtub? I digress. *Administers blunt force trauma by shoe.* Drowning, blunt force trauma, more blunt force trauma, electrocution, electrocution, more blunt force trauma, drowning, etc. By the way, its still my bathtub. Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 (edited) Seeing that didn't work. I grab the nearest cd to my left. Hoping for decapitation, chuck it and barely makes a cut. Victim picks cd up to see that it's the Rolling Stones. Watch out for stones. Kills you by grabbing the nearest fork and sticking it down your throat. I reach all the way down to your stomach and pull out half-digested sauerkraut. Edited April 29, 2015 by MysteriousGrepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithDJohnson 40 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Wait, I'm made out of wood. Forks won't penetrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Stuck it down your throat, not through. It didn't work? Gas and Matches!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Racer 198 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Can i live in your house now? Sounds like a really fun place. A mirror....maybe you can watch the tranaformations that happen each time i bash your face in with it. 1 Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 I give you a can of spray napalm, telling you it's whipped cream. Feel free to imagine the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Racer 198 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 I love the smell of napalm in the morning, but too bad, cause imma kill ua with.....*dramatic drumroll* HAND SOAP!!!! Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 While somehow dying from soap(?) I stick a lit pipe bomb in your back pants pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Racer 198 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 "But im wearing sandals!" To my left-toilet paper roll that someone forgot to take back to the restroom after bloqing their nose... Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Smashes my acoustic guitar over your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Professor...8D 823 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Death by Masks............................... Ask The Professor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Racer 198 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Smashes my acoustic guitar over your head.What a waste, i could have played twinkle twinkle little star for you. To my left, garbage bag. Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Smothers you to death with a knockoff Fluttershy plushie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithDJohnson 40 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 (edited) I love the smell of napalm in the morning, but too bad, cause imma kill ua with.....*dramatic drumroll* HAND SOAP!!!! Not before your laptop falls into your bathtub. Stuck it down your throat, not through. It didn't work? Gas and Matches!!! I painted three coats with fire repellent paint. Where did the gas came from? Don't pass out from the vapors. Next my snake bowl crashed and turned into a giant black and white venomous snake that can devour immortal spirits. See I'm not making this stuff up look here. Edited April 29, 2015 by KeithDJohnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 I suppose you meant to post this link: http://mlpforums.com/topic/81404-post-a-pic-of-your-desk/page-4#entry3710160 *Launches nuclear missiles* ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!!!!!!1!!1!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Racer 198 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Not before your laptop falls into your bathtub. I use mobile version. My sink. Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Fatally modifies your brain with my 1337 Hacking skillz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 *bops you over the head with a plastic bottle* Hmm... I might need something a little heavier. Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 (edited) PLASTIC BOTTLE worked! MysteriousGrepper is dead. I retaliate by sticking a grenade in a burrito and feeding it to you. Edited April 29, 2015 by MysteriousGrepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithDJohnson 40 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Hold up. My snake and I escaped the blast into the sewers. Now here we come seeking up and through everyone who posts next, their toilet. Well I died too. Water logged. I leave my snake to do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Racer 198 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Funny thing, i just left the restroom. Countertop. Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm. *soon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,193 April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Kills snake with shitgun. EDIT: Wow, what a typo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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