Ask Princess Celestia

[Venomshank 121]

Hello, my wonderful subjects. What would you like to ask me?

[ReGen 1,466]

Is Santa Hooves real?

 

...'Cause that motherbucker owes me a dollar fiddy!

[Venomshank 121]

Is Santa Hooves real?

 

...'Cause that motherbucker owes me a dollar fiddy!

Um...I wouldn't know about that, maybe you could talk about it with him?

[Fractured 2,684]

What exactly ran through your mind when Pinkie snatched that cupcake from you?

[Venomshank 121]

What exactly ran through your mind when Pinkie snatched that cupcake from you?

Something little fillies shouldn't hear.

[Luna 831 466]

When you eat a lot of bannas do you have diarrhea princess.

[Venomshank 121]

When you eat a lot of bannas do you have diarrhea princess.

U-um...I don't think that's of your concern...

[Luna 831 466]

Princess yes tell me princess celestia

[Fractured 2,684]

Do Alicorns even have digestive processes? I just assumed it turned into magical energy, or something.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Do Alicorns even have digestive processes? I just assumed it turned into magical energy, or something.

Are you referring to Alicorns pooping Skittles?

 

Dear Princess Celestia When little Twilight was bad, did you ever have to "smack a filly?"

 

Like this...

 

 

 

 

[AppleLover 146]

God the post above me has a funny picture, but anyway, back to my question. Princess, what exactly do you think of the recent 'CelestiaxDiscord' shipping that some people have started. In fact, some one even started a fan club about it, with which I will not lie about and will say that I am also a fan of what they call 'Dislestia' shipping. But what are your thought about it. 

[Darker 1,352]

What could you do if you had Discord's powers?