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[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

But I must leave soon!  

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[Moonlight Magician 494]

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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

AGAIN!!! HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING IT?!?! DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER LAIR EVERY TIME YOU DETHRONE ME?!?! OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SYMPATHY AT ALL, YOU HEARTLESS DETHRONING ARMY!!!

 

Deep breaths... Deep breaths...

 

Oh, what have I done to myself?! This game has become my have-a-massive-freakout-daily game! Do you want to cause me excessive amounts of stress? DO YOU?!

 

I suppose I must now acknowledge The Crimson Cross as my main enemy in this topic. He has seemed to play the biggest role in every one of my dethrones. From now on, I may need to focus specifically on eliminating him. Giant turtles over a pool of lava aren't good enough, so please stand by while I brainstorm more effective traps for everyone. After all, taunting like this must not go unpunished!

 

Our fifth lair is in the middle of the desert. All of its traps are sand-themed. Have at it!

 

Obligatory statistics:

Single dethrones: 2

Double dethrones: 1

Triple dethrones: 0

Quadruple dethrones: 1

Quintuple+ dethrones: 0

Total dethrones: 4

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*looks around*

Mm.. Nice place you've got here FortyTwo. I'm going to very much enjoy tearing this down.

And the desert hm? Things are about to get very heated indeed now that I'm back.

Unluckily for you, I've been here since the very beginning, the first post even, so, I'm not going anywhere too soon.

 

Alright fellas. It's time! Charge!!!!

 

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[SparklingSquirrels 21,349]

2!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

3 of course!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh, I haven't gone anywhere. That patch of sand you just stepped on is actually a pitfall trap. Have fun climbing out of that!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

A pit of sand isn't going to stop me that easily.

I have spring loaded shoes, you shouldn't forget.

 

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[SparklingSquirrels 21,349]

2

 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The army marches on relentlessly. You cannot stop it! 

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[SparklingSquirrels 21,349]

4

 

It's just us two at the moment

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

It appears so Swirls, but that's not going to stop me! 

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Also, Ive got this in notifications now, so things will get a bit tougher from here on out.

[Dovashy 1,734]

Whatever you say. 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Whatever I say. Exactly right.

 

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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I deny you the number 2. Back to 0!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You can certainly try, but you won't succeed. 

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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

It appears we're currently at a stalemate. Which I suppose is advantageous to me in this case.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I am reasonably happy getting us 2% on our way to victory. You can keep "Gandalf-ing" me, but I will boost the opposition further by bolstering my defences. Your first line of defense is strong enough at the moment. But we shall strike when you least expect it!

 

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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

This is getting a bit silly. I think I'll just activate my drop-a-giant-boulder-on-them trap now.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Your boulders are ineffective against this lone soldier.

You're wise to eliminate my count while you still can, but alas, it won't do you any good.

 

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[Dovashy 1,734]

You're outnumbered, two to one. 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

It's a nice thought. You should savour it while you still can. 

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[Moonlight Magician 494]

2

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh, you've reached 2 now? Well, I can't have your grand success boosting your morale. Time to face the crushing disappointment of 0 again!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I suppose I've got an accomplice now. Excellent. Now the real battle begins!

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