Count to 42 Before 42, Dovashy or (sometimes) Stormgiggle, or Sir Hugs posts

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Lol, I'll have to stick around for this.

6,

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

7

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

8

[Vemillia Nightshade 2,247]

9

 

Really? Well I'm wrong then.

Edited August 18, 2014 by Sadist the Wanderer

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

I wonder if we can get another dethrone in?

We're already 1/4 of the way.

10,

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

10

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

12

Edited August 18, 2014 by Eye See You

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

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[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

14,

Edited August 18, 2014 by The Crimson Cross

[Vemillia Nightshade 2,247]

15

 

Meh IDK

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

16

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

16

 

 

*waits for freeboot*

 

 

*freakout*

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

18, lol

Edited August 18, 2014 by The Crimson Cross

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm still monitoring you. It's going to take a long time to reply to 469 comments, but I'm going to make sure you're not getting another dethrone in the meantime.

[Dovashy 1,734]

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

It was a nice thought.

1,

[Zyla Fae 5,411]

1

 

The Wandering Eyes of The Crimson Mirror will never stop

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

3,

 

Now. THAT's a good one.

[Vemillia Nightshade 2,247]

4

 

Even if we can't get a freebie dethrone, I'll still be worth it to see his reaction to the x11 dethrone.

Edited August 18, 2014 by Sadist the Wanderer

[DubWolf 18,522]

5

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Absolutely.

We scored an "Ultimate Dethrone"

I guess I'd better let up, or else FortyTwo will never catch up.

[Vemillia Nightshade 2,247]

7

 

True. Let's give 42 some peace so he can collect his thoughts so he can think of how to react to the kick in the pants we gave him.

Edited August 18, 2014 by Sadist the Wanderer

[Dovashy 1,734]

 

You guys are getting better at this game. 

[Vemillia Nightshade 2,247]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQX3YSks0g

 

You guys are getting better at this game. 

 

What can I say. When we go 'speed mode' we go speed mode. And as I said before, given the chance, we will dethrone you and 42.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 468?!?!?! THAT'S A DETHRONE 11 TIMES OVER! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD FOR THAT IS!!!!!!

 

Actually, thanks to Google, I now know it's 'undecuple'. That's an extremely rare word. And now you'll see it forever in this game under the 'statistics' section. Thanks a lot for making me do research.

 

HOW DID YOU ALL GET THAT HIGH?! WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS?! DID YOU FIND A SUPER SECRET PATH THROUGH THE HEADQUARTERS?! HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

So... quickly moving onto the statistics and replies now since otherwise this post will never ever end.

 

Statistics:

 

Single dethrones: 4
Double dethrones: 1
Triple dethrones: 0
Quadruple dethrones: 1
Quintuple dethrones: 0
Sextuple dethrones: 0
Septuple dethrones: 1

Octuple dethrones: 0

Nonuple dethrones: 0

Decuple dethrones: 0

Undecuple dethrones: 1
Total dethrones: 8

Highest count: 468

 

 

RESPONSES:

 

1
What?

To think I brohoofed this post without stopping the count purely to instill paranoia in you for my own amusement... Oh, that has backfired so horribly!

 

17

 

If we can that is. I'm sure Crimson would be happy to see his soldiers hard at work dethroning Dovashy's new lair to protect him and 42.

Am I interpreting this correctly? It sounds like you're saying I need protection. That's offensive, you mortal counter!

 

24

I'm gonna follow this game.

I hope you're looking forward to having over 500 notifications when you wake up.

 

26

Heheh, it worked! I'll probably unfollow it before I go to sleep though.

Oh, smart. Now you won't be buried in notifications like I've just been.

 

Good to see you guys can get a dethrone in without me.

Morning! 

46,

That doesn't sound good to me. The idea of being dethroned even without Crimson to lead his army is terrifying! Just how weak are our lairs getting?!

 

68,

 

Apparently those 42-thousand soldiers didn't stand a chance! 

Don't worry, we shall be disciplining them harshly for this failure.

 

73

Nope! They weren't even actual people, just cardboard cutouts.

WHAT?! Is this true, Dovashy?!

 

76,

 

That oil that was around the palace.

Yep.

That Cigar. Fwoosh. Bam and the dirt is gone.

I... have nothing to say to that.

 

86 now

I DETECT CHEATING! Try counting from the posts at the start of this page. You'll find this is actually meant to be 85! You skipped ahead a post! I will therefore be subtracting 1 from the final count when determining the current record.

 

88

 

Double dethrone.

You're 4 posts too late. Anyway, I already know I'm... I mean, my army is a failure at defending our lairs.

 

9,0

Wait.. That was 84, My maths... 

FortyTwo will annihilate me for that.

FACE YOUR ANNIHILATION, MORTAL!

 

I believe we can!

It's a lot easier in the weekdays I'd think! 

94,

Yes, that's when I go to uni and have a far larger gap for you to count in. Although, warning you in advance, uni may sometimes force me to make my freakouts briefer, or respond to far fewer comments than I am at the moment. I apologize if that ruins the joy you get out of utterly annihilating our lair. In fact, at this point, I still have about another 350 comments to reply to, so I'm going to begin getting more selective starting now.

 

Take that!! A Triple Dethrone!!!

That Dovashy FortySecond Company Palace was no match for us! Lieutenant Swirls and Sadist here defeated your 42-thousand cardboard cut-out soldiers. Psshh. This lair was easier than the last. And I'm not sure why we were greeted with the gate right open. We're not visitors you know! How could such a mistake happen? These soldiers! I tell you what!

 

Or could it be.. They are part of The Mighty Cross Army...

We will never know..

127,

I've already promised to harshly discipline them. That is, if they're actually soldiers and not cardboard cutouts. I'm still waiting to hear back from Dovashy about that. I certainly never agreed to cardboard cutout soldiers.

 

142

Hey Leafeon!

There's a Leafeon? Where?! I need to catch it for my new Pokémon team!

 

148, Time to find some bait.

'Bait'? I don't like where this is going...

 

152,

I have a shoe! To throw at FortyTwo!

OW! Throwing a shoe at me isn't baiting me, it's attacking me! And I will retaliate if you continue to attack me!

 

x4 Victory! x4 Glory!

Aha! The fire breathing dragons surrounding the fort are no match for us! Why, oh why did you consider boiling hot oil and dragons to be a good combination?! What do you think will happen to the palace when it catches on fire!?

I know you guys like dragons, but really, an ice dragon would be a better investment. I know you have to fork out the money for all these lairs, but really. That final boss department sure is sketchy..   

Well. Now have access to the secret parts of your headquarters. We'll see all of Dovashy/FortyTwo's secrets.. Hehee.... Let's go forth and claim the throne! 210 is our next target!

 

169,

Yes, I do like my dragons. Besides, the fire station is nearby, so the fire won't be able to do much damage before they arrive. I thought the idea of fire dragons and an oil field was a great one... Anyway, I'm going to have a very stern talk to the Final Boss Department again.

 

The Mighty Cross Army, Prevails again! The Headquarters has been infiltrated! 5x Victory!

And so we ventured down the treacherous corridors and past the "Hall of Oblivion" to reach the final-final boss room, destroying all of FortyTwo's minions (with the exception of myself of course!).

It had me quite worried at first, what with all the defense sentries and drones that were posed to guard, but in the middle of the room read a note saying: "The Final-Final boss Dovashy left to get pizza" Well! Kudos to him! It was quite easy to get past! He even managed to leave the key behind! Now all that remains is the deepest, darkest depths which you probably don't even know about. It's certain whacky in there. Unspeakable horrors await.

 

Alrighty, well with that I guess I'm off.

The next target is 252,

 

211,

I believe that's where we keep everything considered too dangerous to have roaming about the headquarters. Good luck surviving in there. Beasts far deadlier than the dragon you faced outside my lair reside in there!

 

Wow, you've done pretty well.

It seems that the darkest depths of this lair are no match for us. Not even the hideous cockatrices could stop you guys.

And as for me, I'll pop in and out from time-to-time.

 

253,

How are you still alive after facing all the creatures in there? Do you know how many soldiers from my army have been turned to stone by those cockatrices?!

 

163,

 

FortyTwo's demise is ensured with the forces of CTAM. 

I think you meant... Oh, don't worry, the following quote has corrected you for me.

 

263

 

It's 262 silly.

There you go.

 

I'm just going on from your count.  

264, anyhow.

You accidentally counted 232 twice amongst this confusion. Which means, after taking into account your cheating earlier, that you're back where you're meant to be. No -1 to your final count record anymore.

 

284

 

42 has 100 pages of replies officially. Congratz 42.

Thanks! It's just a shame that so many of those pages are filled with humiliating moments like my septuple dethrone.

 

I'm sorry FortyTwo, but your safety is in another castle.

This one has been utterly destroyed. We've even passed the point of pitch black. Now it is only a white corridor. We've transgressed the boundaries of space and time. Now we just go further into your number chaos.

Not even your most powerful beasts could stop us. It has been a pleasure defeating you. Now we're aiming for a new record. If we pass this, it'll be a new tier to your destruction!

 

Onto the octuple victory!

 

294,

By this point, Dovashy and I have been long gone. We've been busy preparing our next lair while you continue to decimate our now-desolate headquarters. Getting another lair is one thing, but now we need to find a new place to start our business up again! Do you know how expensive that'll be?!

 

308

 

We just broke the record by two posts.

That's not good news for me...

 

Octuple victory!! 336,

Just. Congratulations everyone. I don't have much more to say, this octuple victory has left me utterly speechless.

Oh yes, well now we've gone past space and time, we're almost in FortyTwo's "True Lair"

Whatever that place is in his avatar, we're almost there, maybe we'll reach it if we get 10 dethrones in a row, far enough for an ultimate dethrone, ultimately dethroning him. My what a glorious thought!!

The place in my avatar is just space. I took my photo there as a way of representing my ability to travel through time and space. It has no special significance to me otherwise. Still, feel free to invade a random spot in space. I can continue fortifying my new lair while you pointlessly wander around there.

And what is this 'True Lair' thing you're taking about? No such thing exists whatsoever! Do you understand me? There is no such thing! NO! SUCH! THING!!! OKAY?!?!

 

349,

 

I'm sure FortyTwo doesn't approve of this speed mode, but Counting is our specialty! 

I wonder if there's a way to somehow deactivate the speed mode... Something like that is pretty much necessary if I'm going to keep my new lairs for any decent period of time.

 

363,

 

So much Ninja. So little time.

See, that's why you shouldn't 'Speed mode'! After all, your ninja'ing caused you to mess up your count twice already!

 

388,

The ultimate dethrone approaches. What will FortyTwo think? 

'Please don't make it, please don't make it, please don't make it... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' or something like that.

 

390

He's gonna have the maximum notification amount (500) for sure!

Wait, 500 is the maximum? So you don't get any more notifications after that?! I may have been dethroned again without realizing then!

*Quickly checks thread to make sure I haven't been dethroned due to my notifications not telling me about posts*

Phew, Dovashy has been on top of everything. Thanks, Dovashy!

 

293

 

You guys know that your posting over eachother so much that you skipped a number right?

Hey, you actually noticed this time! Well done! But unfortunately, you also happened to accidentally subtract 100 from your count. 'A' for effort though.

 

415

 

Slow down some!!!

I completely agree! You were all over the place there! I have never seen such horrible counting! Try starting from this post (which I verified is on the correct number, 410) and see how crazy the counting went!

 

421,

 

Ultimate Dethrone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have finally done it. FortyTwo has been ultimately dethroned. This is the day where we officially kick him off of his "Ultimate Throne" Wherever you are, in that strange rift through space, we've found the entrance to your ultimate lair and have defeated you, utterly, and completely, through the vile beasts and portals, we have marched through. This is a time for celebration. This is a 10x Victory. 

We have won.

 

Fine, I'll say it. Congratulations.

 

442

'Night ya'll!

NO, NO, NO!!! You've ended up a count ahead again! Remember, if you're counting correctly, the first number of each page will be a multiple of 20 + 1. Well, it'll be plus something else for your next count, but whatever it is, use that to help keep track of what number you're up to!

 

458

 

463 is our next goal I think.

... You think a multiple of 42 can be an odd number? You disappoint me. Do you want to join Crimson in the annihilated-due-to-poor-mathematics club?

 

463

Go

al? How are those determined?

I'm brohoofing this post instead of the previous one because you're still one count ahead. This is actually the 462nd count, and your 11th dethrone.

 

 

 

So, ultimately you need to learn how to count. You ended up one post ahead at around 81, then went back to normal at around 264, then went back to one post ahead again around 442. Remember, the first post of each page should always be exactly 20 higher than the first post of the previous page! If the first number of each page switches from being odd to being even or vice versa, it's a dead giveaway that you messed up somewhere! So, while it looked like your record was 469, it is actually 468 because you skipped a number somewhere.

 

Also, I think it's become very clear I need to up the difficulty somehow. Thoughts?

 

Dovashy, shall we begin brainstorming our next lair?

 

Finally, please don't have so many comments for me to respond to next time. It took me over an hour to create this post!