Count to 42 Before 42, Dovashy or (sometimes) Stormgiggle, or Sir Hugs posts

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I hope 42 is okay... Hopefully whoever kidnapped and is now impersonating him hasn't hurt 42. 

 

4!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Damn it, the ruse has failed. Why does 42 have to be so fanatically attached to numbers containing a 4 and a 2? No-one can imitate that amount of obsession! Fine, I shall release 42. But this isn't the last you'll see of me!

 

...

 

Hey guys, I'm back! Thanks for seeing through the ruse and saving me from my mortal enemy, X! Yeah, us numbers and letters don't really get along very well... Anyway, congratulations, Punicpunch, on getting post number 4242! Although I believe it was Sadist who actually got reply number 4242. Important distinction there. Your reward for saving me from X and getting to post/reply 4242 is to go back to 0! Have fun!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

How do I know you haven't just pretended to release 42!? You could still very easily be the imposter!

 

1!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP COUNTING! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

 

Only the real me could make a freakout like that. Satisfied I'm the real deal now?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Satisfied I'm the real deal now?

No. :okiedokielokie:  Anyone can post really big letters and say it's a freakout. I'm not convinced.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The shortest distance between lines L₁ and L₂, where L₁=<1,2,4>+t<4,2,0> and L₂=<2,4,8>+s<0,4,2>, is (13/21)√21

 

Only the real me can do math like that. Feel free to verify my answer. Satisfied I'm the real deal now?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It is easy to solve one's own math problem.  :okiedokielokie: Solve this equation, and I'll be convinced that you're the real deal! You better not cheat by useing one of those online caculators, and by Celestia if you don't show your work I'll have your head on a pike! 

 

Solve for X. Simplify your answer.

 

-42X² + 42X = 42

 

 

Oh, and as always, 1! 

Edited December 18, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

2

Sorry I'm late, been caught up with less important things than posting on the forums

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, while pseudo 42 is busy with that math problem we might as well get ahead in in our count.

 

3!

Edited December 18, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

4

...Is that how 10 second posts work?

 

"Oh I have to do this math problem, better do NOTHING ELSE"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hey! I didn't say he'd be paying no attention, just less attention! On the battlefield that can make all the difference!  

 

5!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

6

All we need is a few birds to fly outside his window, he will be ultra sorta distracted

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Now you're getting it! 

 

7!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

8

Plz don't hurt meh

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Why my dear punicpunch, I'm a pacifist! I could never hurt anyone! 

9!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

10

I didn't know pacifist's made false threats and references to battlefield tactics

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm the kind of pacifist that likes to see his enemies utterly crushed and driven before him, without violence. 

 

11!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

12

Crushed literally or figuratively?

Or both?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Figuratively, of course!

 

13! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

14

Please don't utterly crush me figuratively!

 

Oh wait, that's what the people in real life do...

 

Nevermind, crush away!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Please don't utterly crush me figuratively!

I make no promises.

15!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

16

...

Help me mommy

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I noticed your avatar is Pi. Why Pi?

 

17!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

18

I coudn't decide on what to pick, I decided to just go with something I knew

Off the top of my head 3.141592654

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Why not the golden ratio, or 1.61?