Ask AfTeRwArDs

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

I got bored.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Tell me about North Korea

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Tell me about North Korea

 

Nobody buckin loves you, you are now banned from this thread.

 

NEXT.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Nobody buckin loves you, you are now banned from this thread.

 

NEXT.

BUT B-RI TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

How's mah sis?

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

BUT B-RI TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE

 

Ok here's the truth.

 

I was banished from the Old Country (which is not North Korea, but actually, a combined civilization of China, Japan, both Koreas, and the Phillipines). I was blamed for a horrible crime which I did not commit, and sentenced to live in the wilderness on my own. I managed to sneak onto a trade vessel and make my way to the Americas, where I began my new life as a high school student. The reason I don't like talking about my heritage is because I didn't want anyone to find out that I am an outlaw. If the Old Country Police Force were to find me, they would sentence me to death, or worse. So you have to promise me you cannot tell anyone where I am.

How's mah sis?

 

She just revealed a massive, horrible secret to an unsuspecting forum. Otherwise, she's doing pretty well, thanks for asking.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

She just revealed a massive, horrible secret to an unsuspecting forum. Otherwise, she's doing pretty well, thanks for asking.

That secret is similar to mine.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

That secret is similar to mine.

 

Oh? Pardon my French, but would you mind if I inquire as to this secret?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh? Pardon my French, but would you mind if I inquire as to this secret?

Eh, it's simple a case of my being banished from the Old Empire, a massive empire spanning many galaxies, and told not to go near any inhabited planet or I would be executed.

 

But I snuck to Earth anyway.