Ask Scootaloo!

[Cloud Strife 928]

Uh, 'kay... Lemme see if I'm doin' this right...

 

Hey! It's Scootaloo here! I saw lots of other ponies doin' this, like Sweetie Belle, and I thought, why not, y'know? So, yeah. Feel free to ask me anything on your mind...but nothin' uncool, all right?

 

Oh, and if you see Rainbow Dash anywhere... Let her know I'm here, okay?

[Onion Sing 666]

A while back I heard ya drank a milkshake? What flavor was it?

[Cloud Strife 928]

A while back I heard ya drank a milkshake? What flavor was it?

 

Whoa, that's a weird question. Uh, I don't remember? Can't remember each milkshake I drank, y'know...

 

But chocolate's my favorite flavor, so it's likely it was that.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

I heard you like Rumble.

[Cloud Strife 928]

I heard you like Rumble.

 

I like Rumble? Well, uh, I guess? He's a nice co-

 

Wait a second! D'you mean like a special somepony? Ewwwwwww! No, no, no! Look, I know I tried to set up Miss Cheerilee with Big Mac, but that doesn't mean I'm into that sorta stuff! Gross...! Plus, even if I was into it, that stupid sweet talk put me off it for, like, ever...

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

I like Rumble? Well, uh, I guess? He's a nice co-

 

Wait a second! D'you mean like a special somepony? Ewwwwwww! No, no, no! Look, I know I tried to set up Miss Cheerilee with Big Mac, but that doesn't mean I'm into that sorta stuff! Gross...! Plus, even if I was into it, that stupid sweet talk put me off it for, like, ever...

Oh, we know. 

[Onion Sing 666]

A small, gray, CAT has been sneaking into my house, lately.
I've tried shooing it away, but it always comes back.

Also, some of my Funyuns and Pop Tarts have gone missing... I think the cat eated them?

I'm at my wit's end. Can you help?

[Cloud Strife 928]

Oh, we know. 

 

... What's that supposed to mean?

 

A small, gray, CAT has been sneaking into my house, lately.

I've tried shooing it away, but it always comes back.

 

Also, some of my Funyuns and Pop Tarts have gone missing... I think the cat eated them?

 

I'm at my wit's end. Can you help?

 

Hey, maybe I can get a Cutie Mark in chasing cats away! Consider yourself helped!

[Anthropology Horse 3]

... What's that supposed to mean?

You're too shy to say that you're in love with him.

[Cloud Strife 928]

You're too shy to say that you're in love with him.

 

[Jeric 46,883]

Why is it that you seem to be so open (and excited) about the prospect of getting just about any cutie mark? I would think you would be more focused on something more in line with flight. 

[Cloud Strife 928]

Why is it that you seem to be so open (and excited) about the prospect of almost any cutie mark? I would think you would be more focused on something more in line with flight. 

 

Well, to be honest... Yeah, I'd kinda want it to be about flight. But you know what? I'd be happy with anything! I just wanna know what my special talent is so Diamond Tiara and her lot don't have any stops they can pull at me and my friends. Also, I really wanna know if I would be as cool as I think I would be!