Ask Diamond Tiara

[Fractured 2,684]

Who's your crush, you gotta have one.

Well...the truth is... I always kinda liked...

 

*scoots closer to Button Mash*

 

Button Mash.

 

*Spins his beanie propeller*

 

He's so dreamy...

 

(Di...)

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Well, he's got Sweetie Belle.

Well, he's got Sweetie Belle.

[Fractured 2,684]

Well, he's got Sweetie Belle.

Well, he's got Sweetie Belle.

I know that, you dingus; I was messing around with him! I already told you I don't like anypony, but you seemed so deadset on the idea that I thought I might as well play along for a change. 

 

I honestly don't like anypony right now, not even the great Button Mash. Such a shame, though... Because i'm absolutely amazing. *winking at Button Mash*

 

*sits back down*

Alright, whose turn is it next?

Edited November 20, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Symphony Magic 0]

I am, and dare.

[Fractured 2,684]

I am, and dare.

Come with me to the back.

 

*Several seconds later, in yet another section of the Rich Mansion*

 

Meet my pet Manticore, Cookie. Say hi, Cookie!

*roars menacingly*

 

Hmmm, usually she's nicer around me. Anyway, your job is to step into the cage...

*opens the iron rung door*

and clip her nails. Don't worry, a pony hasn't died in that cage in years! I even fed her an hour ago, just to make sure you'd come out alive! ...I'd still hurry, though.

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

*plants a kiss on Diamond Tiara's head*

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[Symphony Magic 0]

*does so*

 

*Comes out mauled as hell*

 

Truth or dare DT?

[Fractured 2,684]

*plants a kiss on Diamond Tiara's head*

 

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*pauses unexpectedly*

Wha... What was that for?! You can't just run up to someone and kiss them like that, you dolt!

 

...

(Silver Spoon's glaring at you with a hurt expression on her face; it looks like she's really mad at you.)

*does so*

 

*Comes out mauled as hell*

 

Truth or dare DT?

Hmmm... Dare. And just so you know, it's Silver Spoons' turn next.

Edited November 21, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Symphony Magic 0]

OK,dress up as Button again,go on a date with SB again, but this time, actually kiss her, and also tell us how it went down and what she said. Also, a bit of a trolly idea, reveal your identity at the end.

[Fractured 2,684]

OK,dress up as Button again,go on a date with SB again, but this time, actually kiss her, and also tell us how it went down and what she said. Also, a bit of a trolly idea, reveal your identity at the end.

Ugh... Do I really have to do this? Maybe we could come up with something better. Like fishing for Hydra's; that'd be fun!

Edited November 21, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Valynne 2,686]

am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.

what is your favorite desert?

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am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.

what is your favorite desert?

 

Sundaes are the greatest desert ever! Why would anypony ever eat anything else?!

[Noei 718]

What costume do you want for next halloween?

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What costume do you want for next halloween?

I'm much too old for Nightmare Night, but I do like free candy....

 

I know, i'll get Silver Spoon to go with me, and we can go as each other! We'll be so cool!

[Valynne 2,686]

*plants a kiss on Diamond Tiara's head*

 

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Sundaes are the greatest desert ever! Why would anypony ever eat anything else?!

 

you like to read?

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

*pauses unexpectedly*

Wha... What was that for?! You can't just run up to someone and kiss them like that, you dolt!

 

...

(Silver Spoon's glaring at you with a hurt expression on her face; it looks like she's really mad at you.)

Hmmm... Dare. And just so you know, it's Silver Spoons' turn next.

I'm sorry you are just so cute. ^^;

I was just being affectionate because I think she's cute I swear!

[Fractured 2,684]

 

I'm sorry you are just so cute. ^^

*beams*

Aren't I though? Anyways, i'll try to talk to Silver Spoon, get her to stop overreacting so much. In the future, just... ask a pony, okay?

 

 

 

 

you like to read?

 

When it's a good book, I do! My favorite book is The Pony Games by Hayzanne Collins! I know, didn't expect a pony like me to like literature, huh?

 

[Valynne 2,686]

 

 

*beams*

Aren't I though? Anyways, i'll try to talk to Silver Spoon, get her to stop overreacting so much. In the future, just... ask a pony, okay?

 

When it's a good book, I do! My favorite book is The Pony Games by Hayzanne Collins! I know, didn't expect a pony like me to like literature, huh?

 

 

to me, being a reporter words are important so i think a pony with style must read books too, and tell me, where do you get your Cutie mark?

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

*beams*

Aren't I though? Anyways, i'll try to talk to Silver Spoon, get her to stop overreacting so much. In the future, just... ask a pony, okay?

 

Yesh you are!!!   And ok! ^ _ ^

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Silver spoon, are you friends with anyone in the CMC? If so, why are you hanging around the one person that hates them the most all the time?

[Fractured 2,684]

 

to me, being a reporter words are important so i think a pony with style must read books too, and tell me, where do you get your Cutie mark?

 

To be honest, i've always been good at being the best in whatever I do.. A few weeks before I met Applebloom, I became class president, and Cheerilee named me "pony most likely to succeed". I even became the editor of the Foal Free Press!

 

My daddy heard about all the things i'd been doing in school, and he wanted to congratulate me. He called me his special princess, and then he gave me this tiara so that I would never forget it. When I put it on, I got my cutie mark! I was so excited, I had my cutie-cenera as soon as I could!

Yesh you are!!!    And ok! ^ _ ^

 

Thanks!

...

*hug*

[Valynne 2,686]

 

To be honest, i've always been good at being the best in whatever I do.. A few weeks before I met Applebloom, I became class president, and Cheerilee named me "pony most likely to succeed". I even became the editor of the Foal Free Press!

 

i remember that i started just like you, in the Foal Free Press when i was your age, is not easy a talk like that, have you ever think that you may be a little rude with the CMC? what is your opinion about them?

[Fractured 2,684]

Silver spoon, are you friends with anyone in the CMC? If so, why are you hanging around the one person that hates them the most all the time?

I'm not friends with any of them. Though I know a lot about them, what I know about them comes from what Di tells me, and the interactions between her and them when we all happen to meet each other.

 

The honest answer is... I like her more than I hate the thought of picking on them. If I went against Diamond, I wouldn't change anything. The only thing that might possibly happen is that I might lose her, and i'd do anything to avoid that.

 

So, I just sorta...go along with it, and try not to think about it too much. I mean, it's just a little teasing, right?

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Ok...umm so i was wondering...are...uh..are you...uh..L..les..um..

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i remember that i started just like you, in the Foal Free Press when i was your age, is not easy a talk like that, have you ever think that you may be a little rude with the CMC? what is your opinion about them?

 

Of course i'm rude; every time I run them, they Ruin. My. Life! They upstaged me at my cutie-cenera, got me demoted from the Foal Free Press, beat me in the flag carrying contest for the Equestrian games... every time it looks like i'm about to win something, in they come to take it all away from me! Happiness, success, people who take time out for them... it's not fair that they get everything while I get left out in the cold! I'm the one who's supposed to be perfect!

Ok...umm so i was wondering...are...uh..are you...uh..L..les..um..

A lesbian? Well, yes... and no. I mean, I do like Diamond... a lot... and she is a girl, but if you asked me if i've ever been attracted to other fillies, I can't say that I have. As for colts, sure, i've thought one or two of them were cute, but i've never had serious feelings for any of them, either.

 

...I don't know, maybe I just haven't seen enough ponies. For me, though, it was never about gender, its always kind of just been about Diamond. I'm not sure i'd care if she suddenly became a colt; it wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen to us by far.

Edited November 24, 2014 by Shimmer5000