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Will you eat ponies? 

Maybe.

 

 

You like Assassins?

I don't need an assassin, I'm a goat.

 

 

Who's your owner?

I am not property to anyone.

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Is Goat Simulator a close simulation of being a goat?

Yes, it simulates the life a goat (like me) just perfectly. :)

The only difference is that there are no cops chasing after me.

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Too many sheep on Mother Base, need some goats, can I fulton you? :P

No, but you can have my oldest son. He spilled coffee over me, so I must punish him by alowing him to be fultoned by you.

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Do adult seals ever get angry at you for eating baby seals?

Yes they do. But they're no issue, I'm a goat.

 

Are you good with Pony foke?

No, those filthy little equestian and their little whorish leaders will be slaves to Tambelonians such as myself.

 

What is the meaning of life?

The internet.

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am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.
What is your biggest dream?

 

To conquer all of equestria and it's whorish rulers.

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