Church says terrorist furries did the Chlorine Gas attack to rivalterrorfurcell.

[SilverStarApple 850]

According to this Church Page on facebook with WAY too many people not only liking it, but commenting in every post how much they blindly agree with what is being said to a disturbing degree, the Chlorine Gas incident was caused by evil terrorist furries.

 

Evil terrorist furries, who did it to a "Rival Cell".

 

As awesome as a movie about evil terrorist furries, possibly actually revolutionaries fighting a corrupt evil police state, the entire movie being like Team America World Police but less American and more Vegan and more Furry and with way more Micheal Bay explosions would be...

 

These pricks are not only rubbing salt in the wound, they're painting furries to be an eeeevil group of eeeevil people who do this kind of stuff to their rival cells. "But then what would they do to their actual stated victims? Gaaaasp! Me so scared! Me not gonna think! Me gonna blindly agree with safety people who agree with me and have power, me gonna be protected by good safety power people, me no need to think for self."

 

They aren't just using a tragic event to get more publicity and try to appear relevant, they aren't even twisting it to make their party seem better, they're openly speculating and ying and going full throttle idiot mode all over a tragic event that they're using to shove their moronic "Everyone who is not us is eeeevil!" agenda down everyone's throat.

 

And the scary/annoying part?

 

IT'S WORKING on some people.

 

Link to screencap for proof: http://postimg.org/image/dc2yizxft/

 

(Note: I wrote this myself. How did I do?)

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

What a bunch of trolls. I think the chlorine gas got to their heads.

[VulpineTaco 525]

I looked at this, read the whole thing, and laughed. To call these people "retards" would be an offense to those actually mentally challenged.

[Banul 3,831]

It seems that it's all out in the open now. I can keep this a secret no longer.

 

My name is Banul, and I am an agent for The Dog Dominion, a group dedicated to proving the superiority of the dog race among the furry community. This was a calculated assault against our longtime adversaries, The Cat Collective. I regret that other species were effected by our activities, but we felt that it was a necessary risk. We will stop at nothing to bring down the vile feline menace, woe to anyone would would stand in our way. Our cell may have been discovered, but we will continue to act as we see fit.

 

Some may call us terrorists. We prefer to consider ourselves as teachers.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Banul

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,304]

For people who claim to believe they can ask a divine invisible being for help whenever their hands are folded together.......  Some religious folks seem to be pretty damned scared of everything.  Things they clearly don't understand and have made no effort whatsoever to understand.  I think "the church" launched the attack. xD  I'm not seriously pointing fingers, but...

 

...Even that makes infinitely more sense than the crap those close-minded ignoramuses are spouting.

 

P.S. I want to Ultra Mega Alpha Turbo Brohoof Banul's post.  A regular brohoof is far too weak.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Ziggy Belongs to RD

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,607]

Yes, mindless sheep! Go and flock to your evangelist masses who believe they are the holy chosen.

 

...I call bullshit on these claims. You're really doing this? Saying all furries are part of constantly clashing "rival cells"?

 

-_- I have no words.

[Shanks 10,816]

If they are not trolls than they must really be desperate and incredibly stupid to stoop to this.

[Spartan 433]

This is why many people hate Christians.. stupid lies like this *facepalm*

 

 

i think Furries are weird as hell, but to attack them is pointless

[King Sejong 859]

   To zealots, anyone can be a terrorist, as it has become an all purpose word, used to label anyone different or challenges the authority of the clergy. This paradox is gaping, Christian zealots say all they want about Muslim zealots, however both groups behave alike, when a command is given it is obeyed, then is treated like it was an message from God, when it really came from lunacy of the clergy in charge, so that is the crisis of faith today, it has been hijacked by bloodthirsty, belligerent defilers, taking faith in vain to use the credulous to give them power and protection. Whether it is furries, bronies, trekkies or anyone who is not worshipping the authority of the church, we are going to hear more fanatics label and maybe even assault those brave enough to think for themselves, not letting someone control nor influence their lives, the warmongering coming from the religious pretenders, is only isolating themselves into a position they can not expect to win, lunacy is no match for the logical and the emotional masses, this act could be real, or just a delusion they think is real, the choice is ours, think for yourself or let someone else think for you.  

[SilverStarApple 850]

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

 

This just in, The Disciples of the New Dawn have posted again.

 

In other news, I figured out how images work on this site.

 

BEHOLD

http://postimg.org/image/51dbvszjn/7c22ac24/

This time, they're rallying their supporters behind them, trying to get people to ban furry conventions.

 

Note: I blindly like a lot of pages, mostly the science, pseudoscience, anti-pseudoscience and political ones, because I like to metaphorically eat popcorn as I watch them all make memes insulting each other.

[Ridley Wolf 291]

Wow.

 

Here I was thinking that ISIS was the biggest threat, when all along it was people wearing animal costumes.

 

I applaud these brave and alert individuals for bringing this crisis to the attention of the American people.

[Shenron00 366]

I'm done. I'm sick of these stupid fuckin' people. I'm pissed.

ROYALY pissed.

So pissed, that I'm gonna go home and go to bed.

(If you can find both references, I'll love you for 5 minutes)

In all seriousness though, I really am pissed! Not only are these accusations unfair, but these "Church people" are giving us Christians a bad name in the process by making these dickish comments! I wish people would just stop trying to pick fights.....

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

The church probably did it, and are looking to frame the furries....

[Mand'alor Dash 2,224]

It seems that it's all out in the open now. I can keep this a secret no longer.

 

My name is Banul, and I am an agent for The Dog Dominion, a group dedicated to proving the superiority of the dog race among the furry community. This was a calculated assault against our longtime adversaries, The Cat Collective. I regret that other species were effected by our activities, but we felt that it was a necessary risk. We will stop at nothing to bring down the vile feline menace, woe to anyone would would stand in our way. Our cell may have been discovered, but we will continue to act as we see fit.

 

Some may call us terrorists. We prefer to consider ourselves as teachers.

 

Keep the good fight going, brother! Wipe the feline scum from the face of our pure, canine world!

 

"And God did designate the cats 'infidogs', and ordered that they be destroyed by all capable dogs."

 

- The Qan'ine

 

[SilverStarApple 850]

I'm done. I'm sick of these stupid fuckin' people. I'm pissed.

ROYALY pissed.

So pissed, that I'm gonna go home and go to bed.

(If you can find both references, I'll love you for 5 minutes)

In all seriousness though, I really am pissed! Not only are these accusations unfair, but these "Church people" are giving us Christians a bad name in the process by making these dickish comments! I wish people would just stop trying to pick fights.....

They aren't trying to pick fights. They'd go onto forums and argue with furries if they wanted fights. No, these people want hate, they want rage, they want legions upon legions of infuriated enraged dumbasses capable of only standing in a crowd and yelling "Yeah!" in synch with the rest of the group when their leader with the stupid outfit and megaphone starts ranting about what "They" want. This "Church" doesn't want loyal followers, it wants an army of pawns to use and sacrifice like pawns. Maybe, once they get enough followers, they'll actually take their "Fight" to the online petitions and actually try. Until then, they're less important than any moronic backward hate-preaching morons.

[Andaasonsan 3,205]

It seems likely that "The Disciples of the New Dawn" is just an elaborate troll. All I can find for them is their Facebook and Twitter pages (where they post over the top memes talking about how everything from adoption to pit bulls is evil) and a bunch of other pages complaining about their Facebook and Twitter pages. They don't seem to exist outside of that.

 

I assume everyone is going to not read my post though, because nothing is better than good internet drama, and also because nobody bothers to read past the OP on this site.

Edited December 11, 2014 by Andaasonsan

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS. This just in, The Disciples of the New Dawn have posted again. In other news, I figured out how images work on this site. http://postimage.org/app.phphttp://postimg.org/image/51dbvszjn/7c22ac24/This time, they're rallying their supporters behind them, trying to get people to ban furry conventions. Note: I blindly like a lot of pages, mostly the science, pseudoscience, anti-pseudoscience and political ones, because I like to metaphorically eat popcorn as I watch them all make memes insulting each other.

The Supreme Court reacts to their decision to make a case out of their irrational, baseless hatred:

 

[Astral Blitzen 469]

You know, after seeing this, I am now anti-theistic. I was an atheist, religion is just a poison.

[Countess Noodle 607]

These are the kind of people who walk past you on the street. They look like us, they talk like us, they may even act like us. The truth is however, if you cut them open, all you would find is a sheep controlling the body from the inside out using mechanical nobs. This is reality.

 

 

The scary alternative is that these are actual people and they are teaching young impressionable minds this trash. In which case I vote to have them burned at the stake and spread their ashes to the far corners of the globe. Extreme I know, but it must be done. :okiedokielokie:

[Red Cedar 1,408]

And here I thought we'd first have heard from the good ol' Westboro Baptist Church.

[mars 4,863]

, I'm going to lock this thread as we already have a thread that discusses the chlorine gas incident here.