Solid 1,327 July 22, 2015 Share July 22, 2015 I know one but it's in Chinese, I'll do my best to translate. I'll put the Chinese version down too. 一位数学老师在黑板上画了一个圈，显然在讲圆的原理。她接着在圆的中间画了一个点，并标注点为p。老师说：“我在圆里放了一个p，请问p代表什么？” 全班同学哈哈大笑。 A math teacher drew a circle on the board, obviously talking about the properties of a circle. She then drew a dot in the middle of the circle, marking it as "p." The teacher said, "I placed a 'p' in the circle, what does the 'p' stand for?" Everyone in the class lolololol. The pun in here is the literal syllable "p," a commonly used variable for a circle's center point, which can be associated with the Chinese character 屁，which roughly means fart. The phrase "我在圆里放了一个p" could be roughly translated as "I farted in the circle." :33333 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
----------------------- 171 July 22, 2015 Share July 22, 2015 Why did I dive sin by tan? Just cos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 July 23, 2015 Share July 23, 2015 What is the contour integral evaluated about the border of Western Europe, 0 all the poles live in Eastern Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icyfire 433 August 4, 2015 Share August 4, 2015 Q. What did the math Pirate say when his parrot flew away? A. Polly-gone 1 http://icyfire888.deviantart.com/ My Art Dump Post: https://mlpforums.com/topic/136769-icyfire888s-pony-art/#entry4055389 Current Avatar done by: Astral Blade . She is an awesome artist. Be sure to check out her work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,512 August 4, 2015 Share August 4, 2015 Calculus is a sin. 1 Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,823 November 9, 2015 Share November 9, 2015 2 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper Charmer 591 November 13, 2015 Share November 13, 2015 2 Avatar by Parfait My OC Dapper Charmer: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/dapper-charmer-r8678 My Other OC Mist Twister: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/mist-twister-r8706 My Villainous OC Hooligan: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/hooligan-r8765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan 3,255 November 13, 2015 Share November 13, 2015 (edited) Two angles with a common side and vertex walk into a bar, When the bartender says , WOW, you angles are pretty cute The two angles look at the bartender and says, Acute? we're adjacent! Edited November 13, 2015 by Vulcan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trottermare Galamane 12,005 November 14, 2015 Share November 14, 2015 A mother told her son to count to infinity and the boy replayed "aahh but that will take forever" (sorry i just had to) points from 42 =139 and 2 coupons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 Pick a number between 1 and 100. Now tell it to me. You're right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213 November 26, 2015 Share November 26, 2015 Find X ^ There it is Ha ha ha I eight some pie. That's hilarious. Signature ( and my avatar ) by Laika"If you've got the smarts and the Guts to take life by the face and shake the Hay out of it, Then you can do anything you set your mind to, Of course there is no guarantee , but it's the thought that counts." - L1ghtn1ng Flash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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