zombienixon 330 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 This is something I've been wanting to do for a while now, I just lacked the time and inspiration. But last night, I was finally able to get started on it after finishing a few glasses of 'inspiration'. I got started last night and finished it up this morning, and here it is. Glorious, isn't it? His name is Prince Spannungsitzersteckenstückendrachendrückenbrechenbrückenwaffenwerfenfaustenschläger, but everyone calls him Steve. Here is his story. WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY IS EXTREMELY STUPID AND YOU WILL END UP DUMBER FOR HAVING READ IT He is a dualicorn, which is like an alicorn but with two horns. One horn does Black Magic while another does White Magic. He is the son of Luna and Chrysalis in the form of a genderbent Nightmare Moon, so he is half changeling and can shapeshift. His great-uncle was also 1/8 zebra, so he knows how to make potions and curses and probably voodoo. His great-great-great-great-aunt's nephew's brother's uncle's son was an alternate reality pony version of Goku, so he is also part Saiyan. He does not have a cutie mark, the mark on his flank is a curse seal placed by Celestia at his birth because she feared him because he had greater magical power than her. The curse mark took away his natural charisma, so he was shunned as a colt, because no one could understand his pain of being infinitely powerful and talented as well as rich and handsome. Celestia was not satisfied with just cursing him, so she used the magic mirror to bring in Terminators from another dimension to destroy him. He defeated them all eventually, and was able to take parts from their bodies and make them into implants to make him even stronger, even though he was already the strongest pony in Equestria. His cybernetic eye and brain implants also made him a technological genius. He got his prosthetic leg-gun when he leapt into a magical space-time portal trying to escape Celestia's Terminators, and he ended up on Earth, in Europe, 1943. He was recruited by the Allies to use his great magical powers to stop the Nazis. He felt obligated to liberate Europe from their rule because of his inexplicable name made of random German words mashed together. So one day he was out strafing a tank column, when a fighter buzzed him and shot his leg off. He crashed into a field and was able to make a new limb out of an MG34 taken from a dead soldier using his great technological skills. He then proceeded to take out all of Germany's armed forces in a fit of rage in a span of two days, winning WWII almost entirely by himself. When he left Earth, his contributions were erased because they were jealous of his power. He then went back to Equestria where he now rules over Tartarus, because in that is the only place where there are other ponies who understand his pain. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Smix 421 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Whoa, you have a very creative mind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowking58 1,137 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 IT WAS HIS HAT, MR KRABS. HE WAS NUMBER 1 3 All My OCS Quote “The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moon 6,341 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 I-It's so beautiful... Dualicorn; that is just perfect. 2 Autumn Blue Moon Clear Skies Summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Bronson 343 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 I call mass plagiarism! a 1 OC: Blaze Bronson (Drawing by Digiral) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyra's Pants 154 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 So let me get this straight: he's more powerful than Princess Celestia, is covered with so much rainbow crap that Rainbow Dash calls him fruity, can concoct all sorts of potions, is related to Goku himself, has a machine gun for a leg, can travel through time, is a brilliant technological genius, and is ruler of Tartarus. Such an interesting and multi-layered character! I'm pretty sure everyone can relate to Steve! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banul 3,831 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 best oc i ever saw 11/10 ign too much water 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raini Skies 78 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 7/10 too beautiful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombienixon 330 January 18, 2015 Author Share January 18, 2015 Whoa, you have a very creative mind The scariest thing is, I came up with most of this while completely sober. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melon Blitz 423 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 This is the greatest pony ever conceived... 1 http://nogonip.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plume 922 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Good lord you need to put a warning on this or something! I swear, I was almost blinded by his beauty, and I was somewhat prepared. 2 Jazz Sonata ○ Remix Blitz ○ Treble Whistler ○ Pastel Lullaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris_ 136 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Steve, you are amazing. We could all learn a lot about ourselves just by listening to your wisdom. 9/10. Deep thought provoking story with a compelling main character. You only lost 1 point for not mentioning any romance, when I am sure a pony such as Prince Spannungsitzersteckenstückendrachendrückenbrechenbrückenwaffenwerfenfaustenschläger must have had thousands of romances with the most beautiful ponies of Equestria. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 No offense, but that just looks hideous to me. I don't know what's gotten into everypony else. But it just looks that bad. //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowking58 1,137 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 No offense, but that just looks hideous to me. I don't know what's gotten into everypony else. But it just looks that bad. I'm really sorry about this. 2 All My OCS Quote “The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plume 922 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 No offense, but that just looks hideous to me. I don't know what's gotten into everypony else. But it just looks that bad. I am as well. I am truly sorry. 1 Jazz Sonata ○ Remix Blitz ○ Treble Whistler ○ Pastel Lullaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iiznocannon45 46 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 I just think its cool not cool. I really, really, dislike any OC's that powerful. Sure, it has a very, very very, interesting backstory. But I hate and love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombienixon 330 January 18, 2015 Author Share January 18, 2015 No offense, but that just looks hideous to me. I don't know what's gotten into everypony else. But it just looks that bad. Thank you. I worked very hard to make it look that awful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 I'm really sorry about this. NoPFHp6.png What was that supposed to mean? //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowking58 1,137 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 (edited) What was that supposed to mean? *cough* he made the OC bad on purpose *cough* Edited January 18, 2015 by Shadowking58 1 All My OCS Quote “The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Bronson 343 January 19, 2015 Share January 19, 2015 What was that supposed to mean? He is making fun of all the OC's floating around that uses mary sue type of elements coupled with bad design and over the top back story. I was also shocked by the picture, but after reading the text I realized it was just a joke. It's all sarcasm, but sarcasm doesn't always translate well over the internet. I found it hilarious though! 1 OC: Blaze Bronson (Drawing by Digiral) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombienixon 330 January 19, 2015 Author Share January 19, 2015 He is making fun of all the OC's floating around that uses mary sue type of elements coupled with bad design and over the top back story. I was also shocked by the picture, but after reading the text I realized it was just a joke. It's all sarcasm, but sarcasm doesn't always translate well over the internet. I found it hilarious though! The name made of twelve random German words smashed together should have been the first tip off, as well as the line at the beginning hinting that I was quite drunk when I started on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmasy Britty 2,553 January 19, 2015 Share January 19, 2015 lol that gun leg all i can think of is that movie planet terror XD signature by Pucksterv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowTashie 378 January 19, 2015 Share January 19, 2015 The scariest thing is, I came up with most of this while completely sober. damn i was going to ask you for a glass of that inspiration wine ya had Sig tweaked to perfection by Coby! My facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bronies-Pegasisters-and-Pok%C3%A9mon-masters/901873019878238 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombienixon 330 January 19, 2015 Author Share January 19, 2015 Oh, it wasn't wine. It was whiskey. And also some vodka. Yeah, I like the hard stuff, even though I'm a lightweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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