List your top 3 dumbest/weirdest injuries you have managed.

[Star Racer 198]

The title says it. Preferably in 3 2 1 order, number 1 being the dumbest/weirdest

 

Mine:

3-hit my shin with a 20 ib iron sledge hammer because i missed the dresser i was swinging at

2-fractured my cheekbone by running into a door facing

1-broke my toe while walking through a completely clean livingroom

[fabrarity 138]

3-Broke my arm bc I flipped off a swingset and into a fence

2-Pulled a neck muscle while getting dressed

1-Pulled a neck muscle while doing a fake interpretive dance hehe

[Moonlight 7,286]

1. Was getting off a swingset and accidentally fell like less than a foot and busted my knee open to where there was blood everywhere

My mom told me my headphone cord was too far out and that someone was gonna trip over it, I said 'nah' and then accidentally tripped over it

Was having a sleepover with my girlfriend at the time, started spinning in my computer chair, accidentally hit my leg on my desk and on a bowl of popcorn, popcorn flew in the air everywhere, oops

[Denim&Venöm 18,778]

I've actually been pretty fortunate. Never had to go to the hospital for my injuries. Compared w/ my parents & bro. My grandfather was in the navy, so my dad would go to the naval base for treatment. He went so many times, the staff knew him & my grandma by name.

 

But as for me:

 

3. Was playing this game called handball in gym class, where you take this thick soccerball type of thing and throw it at some cones. I was goalie at the time and I don't know what he was aiming for but this one kid just chucked the ball full force at my face. Gave me a nice swollen shinner for the rest of the day. We didn't have a nurse, still don't I think, so I had to run to the home-ec room to get a bag of ice from their fridge. 

 

2. My brother was looking through a bin of stuff, just tossing out things behind him and ended up throwing a lightsaber at my face. Almost had to get it stitched up. Might've gotten glued shut. 

 

1. A friend & I were filming something for a class. I went to step over a chair to get something, but ended up slamming the top of my head on the door frame, knocking off the curtain rod that was on the frame, which then knocked over a vase from a top shelf, which surprisingly didn't break, and then ended up falling to the floor chair and all. And somehow during all this, I got my eyebrow sliced open. Gto pissed off too when no one came to help me. That, I did get stitches for at the local clinic. Stitches didn't hurt all that much. It actually hurt a little more getting them out. And worst of all, my friend did not get any of it on film. 

[SevenSFormerAccount 65]

3-Emotional Scar...

Remember back in 2013 Asiana Airlines Flight 214?

I was almost on that plane.

 

2- A layer of skin from my foot was almost cut off...

By a piano bench.

 

1. Golfing, I hit a ball straight up on a tee-off(i'm a freshman) and it landed in my shirt, ended up going to the doctor later because there was a burn in my chest from the ball spin

[Nohbdy 4,108]

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[SteffieMusings 295]

I tried to fix a stapler at work and the sharp part of the staple flew into my thumb.

[SCS 7,536]

• I dropped a spoon on my foot by accident

   

• Strained my neck when I fell asleep in a bathroom stall

   

• Accidentally 360 noscoped my right testicle when I was doing jump spins in taekwondo class

   

   

   

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plz plz let me be a massive self-centered prick while i harass you and cry in a support ticket

 

then i'll go cry on tumblr about how oppressed i am

[Lightwing 12,967]

 

wow illuminati mod i must protest this ergegrious violation of my human rights

 

plz plz let me be a massive self-centered prick while i harass you and cry in a support ticket

 

then i'll go cry on tumblr about how oppressed i am</p>

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[Melted Dog 161]

When I was 5, I stuffed an almond up my nostril and had to go to the hospital.

[Cheesy G Nacho 88]

In my old wood shop class, an older student was showing one of the new students how not to use one of the machines. In the process of showing him what not to do, the machine did exactly what he was trying to prevent, and it shot a really thin piece of wood halfway across the class and hit me in the butt at break neck speeds. I had a burn mark for about a week after that.