Katie Fire 158 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 So, what bad jokes have you guys got? Here's my favourite - Knock Knock. Who's There? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFyr 1,982 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 (edited) A man walked into a bar, and said, "Ouch!" Edited April 30, 2015 by SFyr 1 Commission Thread | Deviantart | Poniverse Tumblr | Art Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullcandyPegasus 603 April 30, 2015 Share April 30, 2015 Allow me to screenshot: (*evil laughter*) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneCold 144 May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 "I finally finished reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 Why couldn't the boy get into the pirate movie? It was rated "Arrr!" Why did the lobster blush? It saw the salad dressing. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. To peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted... Peanut... I'll probably be back 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaroldGenhi 82 May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 What is snake's favorite lesson? Hisssstory. What is worse than biting into an apple and seeing a half eaten worm? Nuclear War The rest I have are generally dirty so I won't post them. You get a pun and an anti-joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 4,892 May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 Ok, this is the stupidest joke in the world. I wrote it myself, btw. Why do Samurai like Frozen? Because they fight with honor. But, see, you have say it like "Anna". Y'now, like pronouncing "honor" with a fancy, ancient accent? Like...y'know....cuz....um....Sorry. Um, yeah, sorry. *Runs away from thread* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod! //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sommar 1,289 May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 Okay so I couldn't think of any bad jokes, so I resorted to internet memes. Haha funny right? Right? Nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Chaser 4,768 May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 I've uploaded these gems to Derpibooru: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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