The Banned Game

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned for blaming others for your own failures!
 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to jack rainbowninja's vehicle...

 

*Pulls out crowbar and walks off menacingly into the darkness*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's not stealing, it's taxing!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because I'm not going to pick you up now.

 

*Drives by in rainbowninja's van and sticks tongue out at Thief*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because

As a general, you have betrayed your comrades!

As a godfather, you've abandoned me!

As a person, Y U NO GIMME CANDY?!?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because my candy addiction has overridden any feelings of guilt that I have for betraying my Fuhrer and Goddaughter.

 

...

 

No regrets!
 

*Stuffs candy in mouth and runs over a mule*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because worst of all, you're driving something with WHEELS!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because-

 

*Eyes widened*
 

Oh sweet Trixie, this van has wheels!

 

*Swerves wildly on road, hitting a few ponies and running over a Diamond Dog*

 

The wheels, they're evil and they're going to make me wrec-

 

*Wrecks into a tree*

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because you thought I didn't have powers to control the van

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because...

 

*Coughs up teeth*

 

It was the wheels... they did this to me...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for driving a wheel controlled vehicle.

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because I controlled the van, it is my Horcrux. also, id like that booze very much now

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because I'll hit you on the head with a bottle of Jim Beam for this blasphemy!

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because...

I. will. get. my. BOOZE

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because you can have my booze when you pry it from my cold, dead hooves!
 

*Cocks shotgun and stands in front of wine cellar*

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because I can arrange that....

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because the only thing that's gonna get arranged around here is your date with destiny!
 

*Points shotgun at rainbowninja*

 

Now get off my property or you'll be picking buckshot out of your teeth!

[123457 51]

banned for cookies

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because I have no cookies! Now get off my lawn!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because this thread needs more creepy...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because I disagree, it needs more happy.

 

[123457 51]

banned for tacos

[rainbowninja 60]

banned becuz I did n0t steel and drink alllll the boozze while nobody waz looking....

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned for being so obvious about it. Now I'm going to destroy you.

 

*Cocks shotgun again pointlessly*

[rainbowninja 60]

banned becuz u put cock and that is funny

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned for having an excellent sense of humor.

 

I'm sure you'll also find it funny when I snatch my booze out of your hoof and then give you something else to suck on...

 

*Approaches menacingly with shotgun*