The Banned Game

[Miss.RariDash 44]

Banned for not saying 'Banned' right! 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz I say bammed on purpose. It's my gimmick for this game.

[Trevor Bright 872]

Banned for not listening to Zelda Dubstep

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Dark Link whipped my flank and sent me crying like a busta.

[Trevor Bright 872]

Banned cause I never made it thorugh the water temple 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Volvagia my homeboy.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz I always thought Volvagia was a girl.

 

 

Banned for not listening to Zelda Dubstep

God no. I prefer the original music.

[Trevor Bright 872]

Banned cause LOL! I love the ochestral versions, but a dubstep remix never hurt anyone (yet) 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz I do not like dubstep.

 

Volvagia is a girl in my eyes.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Volvagia does have female genitalia in its name.

[Trevor Bright 872]

Banned cause I'm gonna make like the Swiss and stay out of this. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz but that isn't the reason that I think she's a girl.

 

I think she's a girl,cuz she looks very feminine.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because it's hard to really think about the gender of something that is trying to kill you.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz not really. When I first fought her,I saw the feminine look.

 

It's not that hard. For example.

 

Queen Gohma=Female

 

King Dodongo=Male

 

Barinade=Male

 

Phantom Ganon=Male

 

Volvagia=Female

 

Morpha=Male

 

Bongo Bongo=Male

 

Twinrova=Female

 

Ganondorf/Ganon=Male

 

 

Odolwa=Male

 

Goht=Male

 

Gyorg=Male

 

Twinmold=Male

 

Majora=Female

[Trevor Bright 872]

I could see that 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Volvagia is still my homeboy, where it's a male, female, or something in between.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz you'd think that Navi or Tatl would tell you what gender they are.

 

(Maybe,they do.)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because their gender is Annoying.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Banned because you always wanna Take Take Take It Away From Me.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because they had a lot of fans at the Chili Cookoff.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz Navi's note doesn't tell you shit about Volvagia.

 

She says "It's the boss of the Fire Temple,revived by the Evil King. I don't know its weak point."

 

 

Yeah,thanks Navi. That really tells me a lot. *sarcasm*

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Banned Because I need some orange soda.

[Trevor Bright 872]

Banned cause I wish Navi was in more games. 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you are alone in that wish.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bammed cuz Tatl is better,despite her being a brat.