The Banned Game

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for having a reason that consists of them having no reason.

1 minute ago, -D1SCORDANT- said:

banned because I like eating real food and I don't wanna be a hobo.

Banned because hobos eat real food too, they just have to mug innocent shoppers to get it.

Edited July 13, 2017 by Duality

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Banned because my code of honor won't allow me to attack shoppers unless I'm drunk. And I don't drink.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned for not drinking. You could die if you won't drink you know. 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Banned because...I don't know.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned for not knowing why you have to ban

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Banned because I must.

 

I do not wish to ban. But alas, I must.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned for being kind, but your tactics won't work on me. 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Banned for see through my ingenious ploy.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned for being a genius, being played by a kid. 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Banned because I should really try to get some sleep.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned because it is 9 in the morning. 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Banned because it's 2:15 here.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned because 2:15 PM is not that late.

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for being utterly correct. Your message is now officially Duality Endorsed.

43 minutes ago, -D1SCORDANT- said:

Banned because my code of honor won't allow me to attack shoppers unless I'm drunk. And I don't drink.

Banned for not realising that your code of honour doesn't apply if the shoppers attack you first for something minor like, say, smashing the window of their car for no apparent reason except to force the shoppers to attack you and subsequently give you justification to mug them and steal their food.

[Hierok 11,831]

1 minute ago, Duality said:

Banned for being utterly correct. Your message is now officially Duality Endorsed.

Banned for giving me credit. Thanks bro! 

[Duality 10,740]

Banned because I didn't do it for you, I did it for... *looks off dramatically towards the setting sun*... water.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned for reminding at a friend who also looked dramatically at the sky if he wanted to express himself.  It's a pity he died 2 years ago.

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for being unnecessarily depressing.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned because that was not my intention. 

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for incorrectly intentionalising.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned because it wasn't incorrectly. It was not fair, I give you that. 

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for two consecutive Fluttershy ponemojis.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned for not using any of them.

[Duality 10,740]

21 minutes ago, Duality said:

Banned for being unnecessarily depressing.

Banned for ignoring this comment.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned because that was correctly intentional.