The Banned Game

[Nsxile 26,849]

Banned for being a machine then 

1 minute ago, Mirage said:

Banned for trivializing their poor delicate emotions. o.0

Banned because it wasn't trivialising as such... More just pointing out they're pretty much harmless... Although not to plants  

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Banned because the plants had it coming. 

[Nsxile 26,849]

Banned because I suppose one of them did look at me funny 

[Mirage 24,747]

36 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because I suppose one of them did look at me funny 

Banned for plan-ta-tion violence!

[Nsxile 26,849]

2 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Banned for plan-ta-tion violence!

Banned because I never hurt the plants... The snails did 

[Mirage 24,747]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because I never hurt the plants... The snails did 

Banned for snail wars. 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Banned because snails are basically just slugs that have gotten onto the property ladder

(Turbo was a pretty amusing movie though)

[Nsxile 26,849]

Banned because they can't climb the ladder though  

3 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Banned for snail wars. 

Banned because I can't decide if Revenge Of The Snails or Escargots Strikes Back is the best in the series  

Edited February 8, 2020 by Nsxile

[Mirage 24,747]

1 minute ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because they can't climb the ladder though  

Banned because I can't decide if Revenge Of The Snails or Escargots Strikes Back is the best in the series  

Banned for Snails Strike Back. 

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Banned because slugs belong in shotguns. 

[Mirage 24,747]

Just now, Flutterstep said:

Banned because slugs belong in shotguns. 

Banned because sluggers are in baseball. :3

[Nsxile 26,849]

22 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Banned because sluggers are in baseball. :3

Banned because those with baseballs bats will have to slug it out 

21 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Banned because slugs belong in shotguns. 

Banned for suggesting slugguns 

[Flutterstep 47,068]

11 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned for suggesting slugguns 

Suspended since suggesting such slugs slotted, several slips supplying such sluggungs, shooting slugs suppress shot splendidly; subsequently, subtracting spread. 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

12 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Suspended since suggesting such slugs slotted, several slips supplying such sluggungs, shooting slugs suppress shot splendidly; subsequently, subtracting spread. 

Banned because Wordslugs will eat your wordsalad

[Luigi 7,869]

Banned. It’s over, Cypher! I have the High Ground

[Crimson storm 1,832]

 Banned for not  trying hard enough to save  Aniken from the Darkside 

[Mirage 24,747]

Banned because the dark side has cookies.

[Nsxile 26,849]

Banned because but are those cookies on the dark side of the moon? 

[Mirage 24,747]

9 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because but are those cookies on the dark side of the moon? 

Banned because that would be moon pies.

[Nsxile 26,849]

Banned because what about moon cake? 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

9 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because what about moon cake? 

Banned for not recognising it is more appropriate to the lunar environment.

[Nsxile 26,849]

Banned because but is it available on the dark side of the moon? 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

2 hours ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because but is it available on the dark side of the moon? 

Banned because no, but that would make sense if Luna had already eaten them.

Either way I just loaded up Mario Oddessy and looked - and there aren't cookies or moon pies anywhere to be found there.

[Nsxile 26,849]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Banned because no, but that would make sense if Luna had already eaten them.

Either way I just loaded up Mario Oddessy and looked - and there aren't cookies or moon pies anywhere to be found there.

Banned because have you checked through the entire game though? 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

10 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because have you checked through the entire game though? 

Banned because no, as stated just the dark side of the moon. There may well be moon pies on the light side, or even the darker side...