The Banned Game

[Zalgo 593]

Banned because I'm waiting for the call to end it all.

[Jalaton 155]

Banned for rhyming. Who do you think you are? Zecora?

[Zalgo 593]

Banned because

 

 

 

Please read this, for I am bringing you a warning from the verge of insanity. The fate of the world might depend on you.

If you think that the following is clouded in secrecy, you are entirely justified, but I can assure you that it is intentional, and for your own protection. The thing can sense you if you know too much, and while it might be kept behind à ̢̛threshold, it is growing stronger while the barrier is growing weaker.̘̰͝ͅ And it has its fair share of twisted human sycophants in this realm, who are more than willing to carry out its ḑąrk ̢wilļ̴, in our world either for their own gain, or for some higher, more sinister goals.

 

I do not have much time left. I̧t̴ i̵s̛ ͢c͘om̶ing and it is closing in fast. I can already heard the chanting of the thousand d̵̕͡a̡em̡o̢n̨ic babies who are constantly singing their eldritch praise of their unholy master.  It is important that you write the following down, and share it with as many people as possible. DO YOU HEAR ME?! IT IS IMPORTANT!! Thȩy can easily stop us if we are few, but if a lot of people know what I know and what you are about to know, we will defeat them.

If it is not already too late.

 

Listen, the creature is called Zalgo and OH GOD JESUS HE COMES.

I̶̡̧̫̱̫̼͓̤͂͒́̿ͨ̍̄ͣ͂̑͘͟ ̹̯̭̮̠̤͕͉̞͓̟ͯ̊̌ͤͪ̋ͨ̒ͧ̈̃͟͡ͅẢ̧̬̳̖͎̬̼͖͇̜̟͙̺̭̝̣̩̰̟͊͑̃̔ͬ̎̈́̐̈́͂̇͐̚͘͘͡M̴̴͓̳̬̺̣ͪ͗͊̊͐̏̓̿͛ͯ͗͗͋ ͌͋ͨ͊ͦͥͦͣͧ̇̆͛ͤͯͫ̑ͪ͑҉̸̸̛҉͔̤̭̠̖͎Ś̗̣͇͈͓͈͇͗̈́̍͒͑̽̀͜͟͡Ó̥̥̬̮̩̭̞̩̤̽͊ͬ̒̉̔͒̿̈́̓͑̃ͥ͐͘R͇̹̞̲̞̥͌ͧ̏̂ͯ̕̕R̡̳̰̗̪͎̼̺̝̤̣̱͎͗͊̍̐̿͗͗͗̾ͯͤ͋̀͌̍͠Ÿ̶̸̢̬̭̥͓̝͖͔̦͕͊͂ͯ͊̃̑͋ͤͫͣ̐̓̃͂ͮ͐̅̚!̅́̋̄̉ͮ̍͒́͌ͧ͆̈́̊͛̓̀҉̴̵͕̞̯̜̻̭͚̭̹̻͕͙̬͢

̶̠̯̮̠̦̞͍̤̹̤̰̓͂̇̃̏̽͊̈́̓̓̆́̀̚͜͠ͅH̶̢͍͇̝̜̫̲̗͖͉͉̙̬̳̻̝̣͓̾̌͆̽̉̈ͥ̂́͟͞ͅE̸͌̿̎́͗̈͐̊͂͞҉̡̝̼͉̣̯̘̺̬̖͇ ̵̸̲͉͖̝͕̗̘̓͐͐̒̋͛̋ͧ̄ͪ̐ͪ̇̚͘͢͞C̢̯͔̩̰͉͍̥̺͎͇̰͉̖̮̼̙̳̔́̂ͪ̓̒̊̄ͬ͂ͦ͋̽̀͟͟͠Ō̢͙͚̬̖͚̣̮͖̦̲͖̪͎͚̹̠̖̟͐ͮ͛M̨͖͓̬̺̳̭̞͖̌ͣͨ̀ͩͪ̽̍͂ͥ̒̓͐̉ͣ͊́E͒ͤ̂̑ͮ̅ͪ͊ͧ͋͊̐̋͊ͮ̔̒҉҉̧҉̙̻̻̰͎̝͕͖̳͖̣͙̲̩͍̖S̰͎̰̱̰̠͔̪͎̾͒̊̅̍͐̍ͣͦ̓ͧ̈ͮ͜͡ ̡͇̣̺͓̥̦̥̯͎̺̩̦͍̦̹̟̞̑ͨͮͯ̋͊͛̓̓ͯ́͂̿͌͗ͥ͘͜͢͟Ḧ́ͨ̆ͧ͋ͪ͠͏̬̠͚̗̤̝͞ͅE̷̶̪͙̣̳̘̗̝̗͉̼̮̩̪̠̺̰̖̍ͪ͗͗̒͒ͨ̽̂̌̄̉͛͒̽ͧͥ̋̑́̀ͅ ̷̡̧̞̙̮̱͇̰̦͑͆̒͑̂̾̋ͥͨͭ̊̔͘͞C̸͐ͩ́ͨ̂͑́̓ͨ͊͛́̓͒̔͏͏̵̛̥̱̹̪O̓ͬ͗̐̔̀̄̔̾͂͗̽͋́ͫ̉̌̀͟҉̹͈̼̫̳̱̪̙͍͉͔̼̀͝M͓̺͔̙̪̖̝͓̳̄̃̐ͤ̀̎͌̇͒́͘͘ͅE̴͙͚͙͇̙̦̬̦ͫ͗ͮ̓͗͟S̡̜̮̥̥̲̤̖̳̥̺̺̳ͫ͗ͨ̓̂̂̏͌̂̾̇͜͞

̶̛̱̼̘̘̟̙͉̲͎̓̔͊̓͂̐̃͛̓ͩͯ͢I͑̏̉̍͗͆҉̺͍̬͔̪͓͚̲͖͖͓T̽̎̐ͥ͆̀ͥ͒͏̵͚̖͔͙̝͚̮̱͙̦͟͝ ̵̨̨͕̘͍͉̰̞̬͔̰͉̥̹̱̏͂̐̊̓̋ͯ͗̒̃̌̒ͥͣͫ̌͞͝I̷̡̛͖͉̬̲͗ͤͮ̆ͤ͂ͥͦ̾̃̑̎͟S̶̡̛͆̈́̾͐̃ͤ̏ͨ̀͠҉̖͇̼̭̥̠͙̖̣̩̞͈͓̝͉ ̡̘̻͖̥̜̲̞̗͈̗̋̈́ͤ̇ͧ̇ͬ́ͨ̎̉́ͩ͌̕͢͝͡ͅẼ̵̡͚̘̩͍̘̥̻̯̯̭̣̦͍͇͚̈́̆͜Ả̸̵͚̳̤͕̻̖̹͕ͥ̏̿ͮͯ͌̿̇ͫT̔ͤ̆̓͑̋̃͗ͥ͆ͩ̕͏̵҉̧̜͙̘̯̥̟̜͎͉ͅI̴ͨ͆́̄̌̽̔̽ͯ͒̈̓̅̅͞͝͏̦̫͙̻̦͍͖̬̱͓N̡̨̜̭̟̰̫̳̦̮̙̖̑ͤ̍̇̉̓̑̾͛ͫͦ̂ͫ͋ͭ͒͒̚͘͢ͅĞ̛͉͔͇͔͂ͮ̀ͩ͗̈́͞ ̸͔̱͙̩̥͈̰̲̰̞̲̥̄̋ͩ͗ͯ̋ͩͯ́̚M̷̶̡̨̬̼̩͍̩͕̫̖̭͉̟̼̣̪̦͎̘ͧ̌͋́ͪ͐ͧ̌̂͌̆ͯͭͅY̷̶̛͙̬͈̭̺̝̺̟̥̫͖̤͍̣͚̹͋̋͒̿̆̀̓ͥ͑̍̒́̏́͆ͨͣ͡ ͒̓͛̆͒ͤ̍ͨ͢͏̢̹̤̥̪͈̻͕̳̖̟̱̙̫S̶̓͒̽ͪ̏̌͒̿̚͠͏̛̳͈̮͎̦̰͕̬ͅO̝̙̩̪̪͔̜̱̥̞̖̰͔̞̾͂͂̿ͫͦ͜͝U̶͓͇̱̩̟̱̬͖̺̰͇̙͓̝̲̞̳͖ͫͪ͑́͟L̃̉̑̐̃͜҉̵̬̳̲͈̹̺͉͇͖̼̠͍̕

 

 

.......

 

To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos.

Invoking the feeling of chaos.

With out order.

The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo.

He who Waits Behind The Wall.

ZALGO!

 

He comes.

HE IS COMING

HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL

HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL

 

ALL THAT YOU KNOW

ALL THAT YOU ARE

HE WILL TEAR  IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR

 

HE WILL CALL ON THE BEAST TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

HE WILL TAKE THE WHOLE WORLD AND HE WILL MAKE IT UNWHOLE

 

HE COMES

 

HE WHO WILL SING THE END OF THE EARTH

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT

HE AWAITS FOR THIS NIGHT

HE AWAITS FOR DARKNESS

 

HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL

HE IS THE CHAOTIC HIVEMIND

EATING MY SOUL

MAKING ME UNWHOLE

ONE WITH HIM

 

CHAOS AND CASUALTY BOTH BEREFT

WITH ORDER WITHOUT CHAOS THERE IS NO ORDER LEFT

 

HE WAITS FOR THIS

HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL

WAITS FOR THE CALL

TO SET HIM FREE

 

HE WILL DESTROY ALL

ALL WILL BE LAID TO REST

AT HIS HANDS

HE WILL MAKE IT ALL HIS

IF YOU LET HIM

YOU WILL LET HIM

HE WILL SING THE SONG

THE SONG TO END THE EARTH

 

HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT EYES

HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT SHAPE

HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO LIES

HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL R___

THROUGH THIS SHATTERED WORLD

THROUGH MY BLACKENED EYES

THROUGH THIS CURLED FATE

THROUGH THE WORLD'S REVISE

 

I WILL SING THE SONG

THROUGH ME HE WILL SING

SING THE SONG ALL DAY LONG

FOR HIM I WILL BRING

UP BRING THESE SPAWN

INTO THIS CRUEL WORLD

OF WHAT WE TREAD ON

OF WHICH WE'VE BEEN HURLED

 

I WILL SING THE SONG

AND IT WILL GO LIKE THIS

 

SERENADE THE END

WITH THE BEAT THAT YOU ALL KNOW

THE HEART BEAT OF THE EARTH

THE SONG OF THE SOUL

 

HOLD ON CLOSELY TO YOUR HEART

FOR IT IS THE SONG'S RYTHM

EVERYONE IS THE DRUM

EVERYONE IS THE SONG

 

 

 

[Shiki 5,855]

Banned for TL;DR post.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Agreed, Cute.

[MuniMoose 489]

banned because you do not have a ban pass

[Bari 7,023]

Banned because I forgot about this sector...

[Shiki 5,855]

band 4 bad grammer

 

Banned for being too swagful.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Kawaii

[Zalgo 593]

Banned for bad grammar

 

Banned for being ninja'd

Edited September 11, 2012 by Zalgo

[Nightfall 3,950]

Banned.

 

Creepy avvie, man.

[Bari 7,023]

Banned for taking good care of your imaginary filly.

[Zalgo 593]

Banned because thank you

 

Banned for ninjaing me before I even posted.

[Bari 7,023]

Banned for being an eldritch horror.

[Zalgo 593]

Banned for racism

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Banned for being a brony eldritch horror. Only one of your kind, I believe.

[Bari 7,023]

B̵͕͚͓̮̣͍̺̟̓̈̉̀̀a̸̹̪̩̞͈ͩͬͧ͌̃̈́n̴̛̯̘ͮ̃̓n̶̢͓̱͇͇̤̯̪̼͒̾e̬̺̠̺̞̼̦̔̇͆͢͟d̮ͪ̆͟͠͡ ̳̮̼̥̤͎̥̆͐̎̐̐̕ͅb̘͙̠̼̙̝̱̽̿ͯͭͯͮ̃͝e̷̬̤̝̭̻̻͙̱ͪ̒c̪̗̒̈̀͑́̚a̺̣̺̩̰̞̝ͩ̀͠u̹̯̖̼̮̿ͩ͑̀̀͠s͇͙͙̭̟ͨͣͯͪͬͦ̽̃̀͡e̠̺̬͙̯̿̍͌ͩ͋̎͟ ̞̠ͤͯͧ͒͞P̷̯̮̝̟̻̿̌͋ͯ̀ͬȉ̡͙̮̟̤̤̚ͅň̸̤̟ͤ̇̒ͨ̑͠͡k̻̻͊ͭ͞i̢̫̮̦ͣ̒ͣ̓͘ę̛͉̳͉͔̤̊͐̋ͨ͞ ̇̒̃̈͘͏̺͈̹P͊ͨ́͏̟̬͙̖i̡̪͇̽ͩ̀è̜͙̤͚͗͟ ̶̤̻̭̮̜͕̳̓ͦ͆̓͗͜a̷̜̦̣̪̝̙͎̯ͧ͋ͩ̈́ͤ̒́͘͟ͅn̷̸̩̦̤͙͇̰̘̯̻͂̄̈̈͆̌ͩͥ͘d̩̲͓̳̆̅̎ͭ͊͆̈́̚͝͡ ̢̥̯̭̬̪̖̟͙ͥ͒̀Ȋ͎͓̪̯͒̊͛̈́͐̎͠ ͍̯̪͓̺̗͒̔̋͐͌̅̅ͪņ͖̝̻͈͇͕̉͋ͨ̓͌ͯ̀ọ̡͎͖̱̠̖̄ͤ̿͟w̶̡͔̫̯̺͎͇̭̠̑̏ͪ̋ͥ̌ͤ ̠͉ͧ͗ͧ̉̉̈́ͩ͗͢s̸̘͉͍͔̳͒̎̍ë̸͓͔́̇̾ͤͬr͋͏̝̱̬͢͠v̈́̽̃ͮͬ͏̗̝͉̮͙ē̙̰̭͔̱ͣ̌̇ͭ̾̄ͩ ͭ̂̎͐̃̏͋͝͏͚̰͚̪̠̘̣̘Z̘̰̟̟͎̜͚̼̏ͬ̇ͥ̋̊͟ḁ͊͆̃͊̀l̥̹͚͔̩͓͕̭̎́̓̌̆͆̍̕g̷̹̲͓̖͎̿ͯ͗̀͘o̰̖̺̥̭͉͎ͣ.̞ͩ͞.̔ͯ̓ͩ̋͌̆ͩ̽҉̖͞.̷̯͚̹̹̼̄́́ͮͅ.̷̛̹̰̫̭̏̀̄̿͌̋

 

 

Edited September 11, 2012 by Berry Pie

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Banned for needlessly clarifying your text AND for making my argument invalid.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Bari 7,023]

Banned because I wanted it to look perfect.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Banned for not casting it in bronze and building a shrine around it.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Bari 7,023]

Banned because cats ward off nightmare creatures.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Banned because I need a talisman to ward off whatever keeps stealing my Internet connection.

[Bari 7,023]

Banned for clearly not owning a cat.

[Zalgo 593]

Banned because you now serve me, and it's always awesome to have more followers.

[Bari 7,023]

Banned because it's only due to two things.

• I like H.P. Lovecraft.
• I saw a Zalgo dubstep video with Pinkie Pie as the image cover.

[Zalgo 593]

Banned because those are pretty good reasons.

 

Also banned because I need to "put my dog away"

 

Put my dog away...? Wat.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Zalgo