The Banned Game

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for being best Goddaughter-Fuhrer-Grammar Nazi.

 

And for changing your avatar so much. I keep getting so used to one, and then it changes!

 

Oh well, guess you have to keep changing your look to avoid assassins who wish to put a stop to your glorious reign.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because Snails was an April Foals avatar. I'll probably keep Blueblood until I can find a good Trixie avatar.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because I've had my first driving lesson and I can't express my delight!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for driving off the road and hitting that old lady.

 

Muffin Thief is also banned for still changing his avatar all the time. I s'pose all those avatars besides Snails were April Foals too, huh? HUH? IS THAT IT, PUNK?

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*
 

Yes, quite.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I try to use hated characters as my avatars.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because MT is always changing his avatar as he is a changeling!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for questioning the true identity of our Fuhrer!
 

And besides, I like all the characters he puts in his avatars. Hated ponies are best ponies.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because Twist still sucks... :/

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Twist is secretly plotting your demise with a team of on crack commandos.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because she means a significant threat and has to be eliminated.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because...

 

*Stabs Wallroux*

 

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because

AGH! You stabbed your only loyal officer?...You are a madman!

*Bleeds to death*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because...

 

*Hits undo button*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because life is not that simple, my Fuhrer.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because...

 

*Re-writes script*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because that script is written on toilet paper...

 

Did we really spend so much money on weapons and ammo that we can't even get paper to write on?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because IT'S HASBRO'S FAULT!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Hasbro just sent us a box full of never-before-seen Equestria Girls toys.

 

*Takes a slow puff on pipe*

 

And yes, my Fuhrer, they are as horrible as you think.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's always safe to blame Hasbro. And please, keep those toys away from me.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because it turns out those toys are actually cleverly disguised bombs sent by Twist in order to kill you!

 

Hit the deck-

 

*Bombs explode and Rainblow is caught in the explosion*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because GETTING HURT IS NOT ALLOWED!!! Have some medicinal drugs.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Picks burnt self up off of ground and gladly accepts drugs*

 

Thanks so much-

 

*Looks at drugs*

 

Banned because these are not medicinal herbs, it's toilet paper painted green!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because IT'S CONSIDERED THE SAME THING IN MANEHATTEN!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Manehattan has some of the worst drug standards I've ever seen! Why even Fillydelphia has at least some respectable illicit drug dealers medicinal herb salespeople!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because they have a ridiculously high crime rate.