The Banned Game

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you probably have a cat and it probably stinks.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for appearing out of nowhere and going all BANZAI!!!

Edited April 4, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned for being flatulent

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for being a silent but deadly fart.

Edited April 4, 2013 by Rainblow Hash

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned for copying Stealth Elf from the Skylanders games

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Banned for NES 

 

Banned for playing the iOS version, not the NES version

 

I play the NES version. Megaman 1 is the most difficult along with Megaman 5

Edited April 4, 2013 by Soundgarden

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for questioning the authority of NES.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned because you don't like Staines

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for telling Lyra that humans don't exist.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Banned for eavesdropping during Staines and Lyras conversation

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned for noticing an eavesdropper

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Banned for eavesdropping during Staines and Lyras conversation

IP banned because I WAS Lyra.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned for lies

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not being able to handle the truth when it's right in front of you.

 

*Cough*MuffintransformedintoLyracausehe'sachangeling*Cough*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I was totally disguised as Lyra I was kidding, and am totally not a changeling.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned for not knowing that I've never talked to Lyra, so therefore, I didn't talk to him when he was Lyra.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you were drunk as buck when you said it.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for spiking his drink.

Edited April 4, 2013 by Rainblow Hash

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because he was a mean drunk.

 

And not a single love was eaten that day.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned for not knowing that it is a long way between Staines and wherever Lyra is, and not knowing that I don't know where Lyra is anyway.

 

Also banned for being annoying.

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not trying to find Lyra sooner.

 

After all, who wouldn't want to hang out with Lyra?

 

Everypony, that's who.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned for not realising that I want to be a permanent bachelor.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I didn't say you had to marry Lyra.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned because hanging out can lead to a relationship, and the meaning if life, the universe, and everything is 42.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Also banned for being annoying.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. BANNED.