The Banned Game

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because I got banned and am mad

[CandyRush 75]

Banned for being mad

[rainbowninja 60]

banned for not giving me all de booze

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'll take your booze and I won't share it with you.

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because I need more booze.

and because the plaza told me to, and I lost a bet with him so I have to listen

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm cutting you off and I'm taking the keys to your Chevy.

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because I don't own a Chevy, just a white rape candy van.

Edited April 29, 2013 by rainbowninja

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for not giving me a ride.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not getting a ride and then getting rainbowninja to pick me up too. I want some candy, darn it!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's clearly the fault of Toilet Sparkle!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for blaming others for your own failures!
 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to jack rainbowninja's vehicle...

 

*Pulls out crowbar and walks off menacingly into the darkness*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's not stealing, it's taxing!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm not going to pick you up now.

 

*Drives by in rainbowninja's van and sticks tongue out at Thief*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because

As a general, you have betrayed your comrades!

As a godfather, you've abandoned me!

As a person, Y U NO GIMME CANDY?!?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because my candy addiction has overridden any feelings of guilt that I have for betraying my Fuhrer and Goddaughter.

 

...

 

No regrets!
 

*Stuffs candy in mouth and runs over a mule*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because worst of all, you're driving something with WHEELS!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because-

 

*Eyes widened*
 

Oh sweet Trixie, this van has wheels!

 

*Swerves wildly on road, hitting a few ponies and running over a Diamond Dog*

 

The wheels, they're evil and they're going to make me wrec-

 

*Wrecks into a tree*

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because you thought I didn't have powers to control the van

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because...

 

*Coughs up teeth*

 

It was the wheels... they did this to me...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for driving a wheel controlled vehicle.

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because I controlled the van, it is my Horcrux. also, id like that booze very much now

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'll hit you on the head with a bottle of Jim Beam for this blasphemy!

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because...

I. will. get. my. BOOZE

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you can have my booze when you pry it from my cold, dead hooves!
 

*Cocks shotgun and stands in front of wine cellar*

[rainbowninja 60]

banned because I can arrange that....