The Banned Game

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for constructing something without a permit.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I've filled out all the proper forms and got them notarized eight to ten weeks ago.

 

Lemme guess, you're still waiting on those two forms you sent in? Ha, I bet the bureaucrats only stamped them four times too.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned because I'll brohoof all posts that quote this one, for the next 24 hours.

 

OT: Banned for being evil.

Bannedf 'cuz they ran out of ink for their stamps.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for aiding Exemplar in a quest to derail this game.

 

...

 

Well, derail it further than normally.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because as long as a forum game has no real purpose other than banning, you can't derail it.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz you basically confirmed that we can do anything as long we ban someone.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'll hopscotch over your graves.

 

Mark my words.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it would probably be smarter to just mark the graves.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'll mark your graves...

 

With a banhammer.

[Frenzyhero 52]

Banned because my rules have changed, everybody gets a brohoof.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for attempting to overthrow Rarity as element of generosity.

[Frenzyhero 52]

Banned because I'm not fishing, but just bored.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for hooking Steven Magnet and turning him into a floor rug.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I still don't know whether I like bananas or not.

Edited June 16, 2013 by Muffin Investigator

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned because you should eat one and see.

[Moon Waves 7]

Banned for not submitting to Princess Molestia.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned because I will not dare submit to her.

Edited June 16, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Beyonder 46]

Banned for reasons that require no justification whatsoever.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for obstructing justice.

[Gay Bird 421]

Banned for not being a giraffe.

[Beyonder 46]

Banned for liking giraffes. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned for banning someone who likes giraffes.

[Beyonder 46]

Banned for not proclaiming allegiance to the Sea Cucumber Alliance.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned for not supporting the Equestrian Rebellion.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for questioning the might of our dear leader!