The Banned Game

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because I am the criminilist criminal in the whole history of Law.

 

And yet I'm Lawful Evil.

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Banned because you're tying in red.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because you spelt typing wrong. And actually, I'm typing in black and changing it to red afterwards.

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Banned because that button on my keyboard sticks!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because On Screen Keyboard.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for suggesting something so hideously hideous.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned because red...

 

Just like the red trees.

 

Zach,I think we have another clue.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because are you suggesting that I killed people and covered the trees in blood?

 

Well done. I did.

 

Also, who is Zach?

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned because Don't ask who Zach is.

 

It's a personal matter.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because WHO IS ZACH?

 

If I must extract the information directly from your brain, I shall.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not telling me of this ability sooner!
 

Make him squeal!

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned because Zach is Zach. 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for mentioning somepony you refuse to talk about!
 

Now squeal or the authorities will be on you like white on rice!

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned because I am the authorities. I am FBI special agent Francis York Morgan.

 

Please,call me York. That's what everyone calls me.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for mentioning a human agency.

 

I was talking about the Royal Guard! That's right, I'm telling Celestia on you, Mister York!

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned because I was sent here by Celestia to capture the Raincoat Killer.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for admitting that Celestia does indeed control both human agencies and pony agencies!
 

I knew it all along! The pieces are falling in place, just as I suspected they would...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because I was sent here by Celestia to capture the Raincoat Killer.

Banned because already caught him. He is dead.

 

Banned for admitting that Celestia does indeed control both human agencies and pony agencies!

 

I knew it all along! The pieces are falling in place, just as I suspected they would...

Erm..... actually.... no. I control them. However, I am in communication with the Princesses an awful lot.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned because you didn't kill him.He's still out there.

 

Zach,these weirdos aren't helping us at all.Let's get out of here.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I agree with you, Questioner is obviously a decoy sent out by Celestia to confuse us!
 

One day, Celestia, one day...

 

*Disappears into the smokey shadows*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because you didn't kill him.He's still out there.

 

Zach,these weirdos aren't helping us at all.Let's get out of here.

Banned because of course he is still out there, you think I'm going to let a perfectly good corpse go to waste? But I do know where his zombie is. And it is under my control.

 

Now, please tell me more about this "Zach" person. I am intrigued. Feel free to encode the data. I like a..... challenge.

 

 

 

Banned because I agree with you, Questioner is obviously a decoy sent out by Celestia to confuse us!

 

One day, Celestia, one day...

 

*Disappears into the smokey shadows*

I assure you, I am no decoy. And I can find you anywhere, any when.

Edited August 13, 2013 by Questioner

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for saying any when.

 

I dunno what that means, but obviously it's some sort of code word and you're using it to speak back to your tyrannical master Celestia.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

This case just gets stranger and stranger.

 

Humans are such fascinating creatures.

 

Don't you agree,Zach?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not banning anypony, this rule infringement shall be punished by your superior officer!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Bannedcuzihavenoideawhat'sgoingon!!

 

Someonepleasefillmeinonwhat'shappening!