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>Be me

>Listening to Bo Burnham on a computer in computer lab

>Music is too soft

>Turn volume to 40

>Music is still abnormally soft

>"I'm a gay sea otter" comes out of speakers

>Damn headphones weren't plugged in fully

>mfw

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I was arguing with a friend over binary black holes when I implied that the event horizons of the particular system we were discussing should form a conical system. Then he pointed out that despite my assumption that a black hole likely existed in the epicenter of the depicted galaxy, the other black hole was still at least 100x its mass...

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So way back in the middle of the summer when I was still working as a cashier (I'm back at college now)... One night I was tired of the same old "Hi, how are yuh doing?" that I always said to customers, so I started mixing things up to try different words and phrases.  Well, I was getting tired, and later I accidentally made a silly mistake... Two people walk up.  One was a guy, the other a girl (presumably his wife or girlfriend)...

Me: "Hi fellas, how are yuh doing?"

Her: "Fellas?"

Me: "Huh?... OH!  Oh my gosh I'm so sorry I didn't mean... *sigh*  I'm sorry, I'm tired; been a long night."

Her:

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>Be me

>Listening to Bo Burnham on a computer in computer lab

>Music is too soft

>Turn volume to 40

>Music is still abnormally soft

>"I'm a gay sea otter" comes out of speakers

>Damn headphones weren't plugged in fully

>mfw

This made me giggle probably more than it should have, but who am I kidding that is brilliant!!! Hahaha! :D

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My friend was showing me DayZ and at some point I ended up with an empty bottle at a petrol station.. for some reason I thought this would be a good idea to fill the bottle with gasoline and drink it... Gosh, I'm such a silly person  :lol:

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I am off of work for a long weekend, and i have pretty much been camping out in my living room, i accidentally left my pony plushies out when i had a few friends come over.  :blush:

 

dont think there gona let me forget 


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( Well apart from buying me the Aquaman Complete Collection Dvd Set from this 60s Cartoon for 32 dollars..which is a series clearly more for kids...i mean for me its just a part of my dc collection but..i guess some people would find that embarrassing...so i told nobody )  :lol:

 

There was this one one time i embarrassed myself in front of the entire class because of my strange humor..i should advertise something in my design class, means we should make an advertisement with 3 pictures.

 

In the first picture, it did go with advertising dvds, mostly horror movies but a few of them were mlp dvds.

So i made fun about that in that picture like : " Why the buck would someone buy those ? " Another textfile says: " These arent mine, they belong to my sister, i swear ! "

 

The second picture was about books, with some of them being kids books,so i made fun of that.

 

The third Picture was about games. At the end of the picture there was a line that said : " For more extremely stupid jokes, go to www. i dontevencarebecauseihavenoideahowtophotoshoporadvertise . com 

 

 

Yeah, nobody laughed...awkward moment...then someone just asked me :

 

" Why are you so harsh to yourself? Why are you always make fun of yourself ? You are not a bad person, stop hating yourself ! "

 

....and then i just....i was asking myself:

 

" Why..why did i even do this, i just made fun of myself in front of my entire class....what was i thinking??????????? "

 

Even the teacher first didnt even know what to say.

 

Got, that was just...why? Why did i do this in the first place? God, that was embarrassing... :blush:


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While waiting for my mom to pick me up from soccer practice, I was talking to my friend and a few of his friends. My friend starting showing us two new soccer balls he got recently. I said "Nice balls!" and they all started laughing. After I realized what I just said, I started laughing too. My god, that was so embarrassing..

 

Why must people have dirty minds? :P


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One time while I was visiting a restaurant, the lady asked me what kind of salad I wanted, and I said I wanted a Caesar Salad. However, I said Caesar as it is pronounced in Latin ( sounds like "kie-sar"). 


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