I need help with my One Piece crossover

[Woodie Pecker 46]

Hello. Like I said in the title, I have some problems with my One Piece crossover. I have decided to re-tell the entirety of One Piece with the MLP cast.

 

My first problem is that, Sanji, my favourite character by the way, is pretty forward when it comes to women. Completely gushing over them and not willing to hurt a woman, even if it means that he would die. And I just don't know how I am supposed to translate this into Applejack, Sanji's counterpart. Now it wouldn't be good, if I up and make her gush over every mare, too, since most of the cast is female.

Then I thought she could just have a thing for ladies, but what is a lady. How would she recognize one.

Then I realized that Nami and Robin, Sanji's primary crushes, are portrayed by Rarity and Twilight, both unicorns. So I thought I can make her have a thing for unicorns.

I just don't know what I should do. Please, help me.

 

The other problem I have is that, sometimes I just don't know which characters from MLP, I should pick to play the One Piece characters. Please leave suggestions to who you would chose to play who.

 

Thanks

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I hope everything works out