KillerKingBakudan 702 January 5, 2016 Share January 5, 2016 If you are, or have been in high school, then chances are you've had to read Of Mice and Men for English class, or seen one its film adaptations. Lenny finds a portal and ends up in Equestria. And the first unlucky pony that meets him is Fluttershy. They have a friendly conversation that leads to Fluttershy getting some nice hair strokes, but after what happened to Curley's wife, you know you have to intervene. But how? Lenny's a big bastard, and any action you take might make Fluttershy and other ponies more scared of you than him. What course of action do you take? 1 No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makazi 317 January 5, 2016 Share January 5, 2016 Hm. Well perhaps I'd walk up and say that I'm having a certain veterinary problem in order to get her to leave, and then as we were walking away explain the situation. Then again, Fluttershy might not be fain to trust me, a total stranger, and so I'd have to phrase it in such a way that sounded urgent and like I absolutely needed her help. Then again, what would prevent Lenny from turning on me for taking away his petting-thing, or what would prevent him from following us? One possible method, presuming I knew of his arrival and him talking with Fluttershy at least a few minutes in advance of the petting, would be to go to Twilight and as quickly as I could and introduce myself and inform her of the situation, imploring her to teleport us to a suitable location to watch the events unfold from afar. If she had any doubts as to the veracity of my statements, then she would surely see I was telling the truth once Lenny's patting starts to get too rough, and then she would be able to teleport Fluttershy away safely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 January 5, 2016 Author Share January 5, 2016 Curley's wife got her neck snapped in minutes. I think if anyone had that time to get help from Twilight, she'd have to be feet away, where she could immediately sense what's going on anyway. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid 1,327 January 5, 2016 Share January 5, 2016 (edited) Worst case scenario, what George had to do. Edited January 5, 2016 by Solid Scorpion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,871 January 5, 2016 Share January 5, 2016 (edited) I'm totally baffled here, man. I never even heard of that story. Edited January 5, 2016 by Little Flyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANUTERCISD 204 January 5, 2016 Share January 5, 2016 beat him up. then john cena will do the rest. I inhale dank memes, and i intend to make a dank signature soon. I also have shyabetes btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 January 6, 2016 Author Share January 6, 2016 I'm totally baffled here, man. I never even heard of that story. Then here's what he does to soft things. beat him up. then john cena will do the rest. Good luck with that. Lol. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detritus 258 January 6, 2016 Share January 6, 2016 I'd tell him that ponies carry a cocktail of highly contagious diseases and he shouldn't go anywhere near them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANUTERCISD 204 January 6, 2016 Share January 6, 2016 get randy orton to rko him I inhale dank memes, and i intend to make a dank signature soon. I also have shyabetes btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowdragon606060 16 January 6, 2016 Share January 6, 2016 Tell people he's a changeling in disguise. And kick his ass. http://neoshadowdragon6060.tumblr.com/ My website https://www.mediafire.com/?bxxuda3gikw1doi Shadow Dragon version 3 - Nerfed for MFG edition http://shadowdragoncave60.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/i-made-patreon.html My Patreon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANUTERCISD 204 January 6, 2016 Share January 6, 2016 or post a lenny face( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ya know I inhale dank memes, and i intend to make a dank signature soon. I also have shyabetes btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vennax 58 January 6, 2016 Share January 6, 2016 I'll tell him that is bad and to let her go! If he refused I'd tell him George sent me and if he continues, he wont be allowed any rabbits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,514 January 7, 2016 Share January 7, 2016 So I've never heard any s*** of Lenny Small. I looked it up and I guess he kills animals. Well I would tell him to f*** off and aggressively shove him back through the portal and barricade it. Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANUTERCISD 204 January 7, 2016 Share January 7, 2016 So I've never heard any s*** of Lenny Small. I looked it up and I guess he kills animals. Well I would tell him to f*** off and aggressively shove him back through the portal and barricade it. you can't barricade a portal, m8, the wood would just go through the portal and kill him. i would get the tf2 sniper to snipe him I inhale dank memes, and i intend to make a dank signature soon. I also have shyabetes btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath 2,488 January 7, 2016 Share January 7, 2016 So I've never heard any s*** of Lenny Small. I looked it up and I guess he kills animals. Well I would tell him to f*** off and aggressively shove him back through the portal and barricade it. Isn't that a bit to aggressive considering the fact that he doesn't actually want to kill animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANUTERCISD 204 January 7, 2016 Share January 7, 2016 I'll become Spy, insta kill. I inhale dank memes, and i intend to make a dank signature soon. I also have shyabetes btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastedScone 400 January 28, 2020 Share January 28, 2020 I find shooting him as he looks out across the lake and you tell him about the ranch works pretty well... I MEAN, UM, I'd totally just steal Fluttershy from his arms and run off into the sunset! Yep! But telling him about the rabbits would work better 1 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢'𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔬𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔡𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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